A much needed Sunday fun day

Love how willing Mark Duplass is to hang dong in Creep. He's done it in the second movie and the series. More actors should have that level of commitment!

This could never be me

#fatcockfriday #fcf #uncut #cum #cumshot

Happy #fatcockfriday gayboys 😚 #fcf

Sure why not

Me: I don't watch movie trailers because they just give everything away and it ruins the actual movie going experince, and this is doubly true for horror films. Me any time a Scream trailer drops:

Ohh Scream 7 looks SO GOOD!!! youtu.be/UJrghaPJ0RY

I have free Netflix thru my phone plan but I've never activated it lol... is there anything good on there these days?

Happy #fcf from Dad.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is so fucking fierce and it's insane that it never spawned a huge franchise. Every horror film in the 80s got 32 sequels EXCEPT Killer Klowns from Outer Space

"you're a shit stirring liar on ketamine" is the new "you're a trigger happy alcoholic who has to pop a Xanax every ten fucking minutes" lmfaooo. Dragula is so back!

Twirling my hair rn

Use the first nut as lube for the second

Spooky season 2025 has been a flop thus far

Topped AND bottomed today... I've been a busy boy 😌

Honestly a great way to describe 2025 overall tbh

Started watching Celebrity Traitors last night and this moment killed me lmao

I've been told many times it's a shame I only use this thing to top like twice a year. Maybe I should start doing it more? 🤭 #fcf #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday

Cheek check ✅😛

Help me dry my back?

Noodie

I sent this to @rxd410.bsky.social earlier and he said my dick looked thick af. What do y'all think? 👀

8am dick appointment was def worth it, he beat it up good

Wanna join?

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the usual

I know I just posted this pic a few days ago but my ass looks so good here I have to repost it for #humpday 🍑

8am dick appointment was def worth it, he beat it up good

I don't know what I was thinking scheduling a dick appointment for 8am on a Monday.

Just had my first slice of pumpkin pie of the season... life is worth living

sᴜɴᴅᴀʏ ʙʀᴜɴᴄʜ ʙᴜꜰꜰᴇᴛ ʙᴜᴛᴛʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ - sᴇᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ - ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ

His full thoughts are actually really interesting youtu.be/opjng3gnQCA

Takashi Miike saying that after the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was released in Japan everyone there thought Texas was a dangerous, desolate wasteland is sooo funny. And sort of correct too like it is kinda Mad Max here lolllll

I love camping 🏕️ with @thatyogafvcker.bsky.social

Me watching this dude in VHS Halloween getting his dick chopped off and turned into candy

Texans and New Yorkers fighting to see who can be the most insufferable about where they're from

How are we celebrating fat cock Friday? 🤔

Easy access. #thongthursday

I should be delivering strong backshots to someone right now. #fcf #FatCockFriday #foreskinfriday #flexfriday

I've been told many times it's a shame I only use this thing to top like twice a year. Maybe I should start doing it more? 🤭 #fcf #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday

Ginger men always have the pinkest holes imaginable and I love that for them

No shade to Ms. Kofi cuz obviously this photoshoot was out of her hands but this picture is like a visual representation of how a really terrible hangover feels

Evening workout 🤪

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happy october 1st to all those celebrate 🐈‍⬛

I know I just posted this pic a few days ago but my ass looks so good here I have to repost it for #humpday 🍑

the usual

Oh holy shit. 💀 This is going to be messy as hell youtu.be/Q6xx0oTqgUo

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