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Me as fuck

Excited to try these. 🐷

Average Houston experience tbh

No offense if it's your thing but I really have no idea how anyone is out here getting off to that stupid ass gooner face. If a guy I was fucking made that face he'd be shown the door

Added 30lb weights to my split squats and good god the burrnnn... I'm gonna have a fat ass in no time 🫡

Lmao I only read 13 books this year which is low for me but hey, I'm still doing a hell of a lot better than a lot of people.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I need a big bear of a man dragging his nuts across my face rn

How it feels to be stuck inside all day waiting for a package that requires a signature

Twirling my hair and kicking my feet

Merry Christmas and an early fat cock Friday from me to you 🎅

Gym visit left my hair looking nuts

I felt a wave of sadness beginning to wash over me as is typical on Christmas so I got my ass up and spent two hours in the gym and now I feel fantastic. Hey hey heyyy

Galveston, Texas is honestly such an underrated slut city. I'm sure it's not great if you're looking for love but if you're looking for loads trust and believe you will be filled to the brim in no time because the dads out there are HORNY horny

Merry Christmas and an early fat cock Friday from me to you 🎅

Come'ere... I'll let you open your present early 😏

He's just like me fr

You're allowed to open up one present on Christmas Eve. 😉 #humpday

Sweet potatoes have become an invaluable part of the breakfast experience for me

Vincent Price was so hot. What a man 🥵🖤

These sniffies flyers are getting out of control... WHY are you using an AI image of Ice Cube face down ass up to promote your fuck party??? 😭

Sidney Prescott when she answers an unknown number and hears the Ghostface voice

Many would disagree but nevertheless I appreciate that he said this

I used this expression once when I lived in Pittsburgh and the room full of people I was in reacted like I was fucking nuts because they'd never heard it before lmfao. It still makes me laugh when I think about it. I didn't realize it was a Southernism

Good morning. Italian American New Yorker who says "bada bing" to let you know he's about to cum and "bada boom" once he does. Is this anything

Gundam Wing is on the internet archive but only en español and without English subs... maybe after another year of studying I can watch it that way, that'd be fierce

When I tell you I got my hole DESTROYED today lol... I told those men I needed the bad mood fucked out of me and they delivered, thank god.

Requesting cleanup plz & thank you

Good morning to this music video and this music video only youtu.be/3vfzZg7hl7Y

My two personalities at the gym

Bulgarian split squats truly will get you the fuck togetherrrrr... good lord

I miss when gay guys would post ass pics with insanely long fake deep captions. We need to bring that back

Getting some dilf bear dick at the oldest gay bar in Texas really was such an iconic moment for me

Might go to the beach on Christmas which feels so wrong but I mean... if it's gonna be in the 80s why not make the most of it

SHE'S HERE

I really wanna try those gape boy poppers but man... the international shipping...

This sweet potato is giving Eraserhead baby

#fcf #fatcockfriday

I've been told many times it's a shame I only use this thing to top like twice a year. Maybe I should start doing it more? 🤭 #fcf #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday

I sent this to @rxd410.bsky.social earlier and he said my dick looked thick af. What do y'all think? 👀

Happy #fatcockfriday gayboys 😚 #fcf

#fatcockfriday #fcf #uncut #cum #cumshot

Happy #fatcockfriday! #fcf #uncut

Happy #fatcockfriday #fcf from me and my favorite Top. 🥰

Happy #fatcockfriday 💦 #fcf #uncut #cum

I spilled a little. #FCF

At the airport playing cut or uncut

Astrology is so stupid lmfao

Got a call at the exact moment I hit the poppers. Looked at the phone and it was my father. Had to decline the call, turn my phone off, and put it away. An actual nightmare

All these years later I'm finally playing Bravely Default. Really enjoying it so far. Very similar to Final Fantasy V which I love, and I appreciate that you can change the difficulty and random encounter rate at any time. Shoulda played this sooner