Quote post with the X-Men comic that came out the month you were born. Fifty cents!

Robbed! How to express outrage without spoilers! Argh 🤬 (Re: Crowd Control: Tiny Celebrity on Dropout.tv)

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

A very wet #scs

"Your cat's fuckin' sweaty, bro." -Me to my son

My bi😘monthly #fcf contribution lol

"All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl" sounds hilarious 😂 I don't want to watch it, but the title itself is art 🤣

Tried to upload today and bsky just won't let me. Fuck it 🤷

Tummy Tuesday #tummytuesday

Wtf does "soup to nuts" even mean? 🤣

Good morning (wood) to this Fat Cock Friday #fcf

Why are we holding our legs like that?

What music app do you recommend listening to that is giving the best payout to artists? I wanted to add "that I haven't heard of," but you don't know what rock I live under

Don't do it. Don't even think about it 🥒

Sister Hazel

Got places to go tonight... and a little extra flex 💪😜

Happy #fcf from today's OF video

trans rights are, in fact, human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ pass it on.

A freshly trimmed beard

Grillin' Asian BBQ turkey burgers. I don't usually like ground turkey texture, but it was $3 (down from $10) so I figured "why not?"

Clearance juice that makes you spend more 🍹

Dried off and ready to eat some leftover Mexican #scs

My changelog/worklog for the vrpg looks much more impressive when I open it on my phone 😂

I wanna play catch with a football 🏈

Nope. #tw:spiders #spiders

Sorry, bush enthusiasts. I trimmed. Can you really even tell, though? #mcm

Mornin'

Let's watch Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla

I wanna make a throwaway/test vrpg, but can't help IMMEDIATELY trying too hard 😓

A friend requested a comparison. You can check out the full pic on #onlyfans onlyfans.com/1869181254/b...

How's your #fcf going?

This week is Jake's 4x8 garden

I cannot impress upon you enough how much I do not want to do a goddamn thing today. I thought I looked good, tho 😂

Do you have to worry about your bush getting soaked when you're doing dishes on #mcm ? 😅😂

Last minute #fcf So fucking horny #ofguys #onlyfans

I cut my hair 😬

We're (🤢) really in it now (borrowed) Psyduck (I don't feel so well. I just wanna sleep)

Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team? ❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite 💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

If you love hearing oddly satisfying cracks at the chiropractor, Grant O'Brien has something special for you...

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Rain held off, but I wish the mosquitoes would follow suit. This disc is shot to hell, but luckily Dadmode had an extra in the closet 👨‍🔧

A different angle for me from tomorrow's vid. Happy #fcf

It's #fcf for my friend. Click to the original post and show him some love

Lazy Sunday. Daddy needs new brakes, but is just going to lay here and not think about it #softcock #scs

This line would have hit so differently in Dungeons and Drag Queens 💅 #dimension20 #cloudwardho

It's #fatcockfriday and nothing else 😂 #fcf

As strangely shaped as it is, I'm so close to having a tomato 🍅

When you fitbit is like "You're in the zone!! 🤩👍" and you're like "thx I was just trying to complete a basic task 🫠"

A couple of #mcm #monochromemonday