Friend: Hey, can I have a hit on your pen? Me: Sure- Its right over there. I just bought a new one yesterday. Also me, watching the friend pick up penjamin and suddenly ascend into the sky:

I am a bisexual rizzler that only eats Tylenol in preparation for the rapture.

Why are people selling their belongings for the rapture? Wouldn't it be morally better as a believer in christ to donate their belongings? If you think you're gonna float, its not like your money will work up there. Anyways... I'll be taking donations for my Mary Fun Fund and my cash app is-

How are we celebrating the rapture? Potluck? Smoke circle? Are we getting a lil cross faded as we watch the people float into the sunset or is this more of a brunch ordeal?

I’m broke and yearning when I should be woke and earning

Newest additions to my collection 👀

Tiktok has ruined 'Thunder Bringer' from Epic: the Musical. All I can see in my mind is shirtless Zeus sexually dancing at Odysseus 🥲

What is your favorite and most hated tropes in fantasy?

Working on a writing project: What emotions (positive or negative) do you associate with each season (winter, spring, summer and autumn)?

Its been a long time. I'm not fully sure if bluesky is still alive, but I'm going to try to post things again. Mainly just stuff that's been on my mind. The last few months have sucked ass.. but nlg posting did give me consistency. It'll probably just be thoughts or drabbles 🤷🏽‍♀️ so, hi again bluesky

Boy- When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband? Bf, turning towards me:

Yo I'm sorry for the spam, but hes on a roll.... "The lair of Scylla, more like hurricane tortilla"

🎶So find a place he'd never go The one way you'll get home Is sailing where he's scared to roam, oh🎶 bf: DETROIT-

Me: what would your dnd character do if the bbeg said "You are the worst kind of good bc your not even great"? Bf: "well, then defeating you must be a tedious task"

BF: oof, odysseus... the bag got opened Me: yep, there they go to Brooklyn BF: 😬

I stole the Bluetooth. Time to blast Epic The Musical at 5:30am

The urge to buy a plot in the middle of nowhere grows each hour- who wants in? I'll host dnd every Thursday and garden club on Sundays

drop something FIERY 🔥 🖤

where tf do all these weird dudes come from why can’t y’all just b normal. Go outside, read a book, cook food. Why u sayin shit like *screech* and *flirt* as a grown ass man fuck outta here. I’m not tryna be like all toxic masculinity but like just be normal. Get a hobby, hatewatch the celtics idk

There are so many cool people I find on my discover tab. I go to their page to (+) and realize they followed me, but I didnt back. I used to be on top of checking my followers pages to make moots, but theres been a lotta times where i get bulk follows and don't have the time to go through them all 🥺

i can't afford the amount of weed it's going to take to get through the upcoming years

I am not a fan of my current worries.. 🥺 But.. as I am unable to solve them now, I will try to relax, try to keep it together and continue my day.

Since it had been a while since I've posted, I'd like to give some form of good news as i boredly spam everyone's feed to make up for the lost time: don't ask me how... but i have managed to beat act 2 of bg3 on honor mode. I can not express to you how stressed I am for act 3 😵‍💫

♡This or that♡ #booksky #booktok

Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally rn?

If you see this post, list your top 10 video games (in no particular order) ♡Stardew Valley ♡Fields of Mistria ♡Skyrim ♡Animal Crossing: New Horizons ♡Baulders Gate 3 ♡Breath of the Wild ♡Stray ♡The Stanley Parable ♡Dicey Dungeons ♡Dragon Age

I know i said I would be on a hiatus, but I opened tiktok to this. As stupid as this sounds, this hits hard. Tiktok has introduced me to new games. It's given me cat videos when I'm sad. It's helped me learn how to crochet. Im going to miss it. I'll frequently post soon ilysm and I'll be back soon

Going on a hiatus. I'll be back closer to the end of January. Being sick has kicked my ass and a lot of changes happened within the past 48 hours. I promise I'll be back soon, but until then make sure to keep hydrated, don't forget your meds, stay safe and don't do dumb stuff I'd probably do lol

I think i might have to go to urgent care tomorrow and I'm not a happy camper 😡

Mary Red Flag I actually don't like Chappell Roan, but I will blast 'Pink Pony Club Plankton AI Cover' at max volume

I can't stop having sneezing attacks, and I'm wearing a mask rn. Please send help- this is hellish 🥲

Uhhhh guys? I'm 10 followers away from 800??? How?? I love you all so much and want to thank everyone for being amazing cinnamon rolls. Yall constantly make my day 🥹

I'm volunteering as a tribute and seeing if Lemon8 is a good app. Wish me luck and I'll keep you all updated 🫡

My tiktok knows it's about to parish, so it's finally showing me all the damn art tutorials I've been struggling to do and they're finally at a REASONABLE speed. Why did it take this long? Rip my phone storage

Eggs: Runny fried egg or deviled 🤤 Steak: medium rare 🥩 Milk: oatmilk (don't come at me, milk makes my tummy hurt 🥲) Alcohol: PBJ shots & High Sierra Soda 🍹 Warm drinks: chai tea ☕️

Does anyone else's body just forget to breathe for like 10 seconds or is that just me?

Get you a partner who sings Get Low with you when Just The Two Of Us turns on

🧚🏽‍♀️She was a fairy🧚🏽‍♀️

dragon fruit but as an actual dragon

If i had a dollar for everytime my tummy hurts from eating dairy, I'd currently be a dollar richer

what’s meant for you will always feel natural, calm and clear not forced, chaotic and confusing 🌞💫✨

i'm so tired

Omg this is so fun- two truths and a lie 👀 I am the second eldest of 8 children in my family ⛈️ I once had to emergency evacuate one of my backpacking tour groups midtrip due to severe weather 🐈 I own 1 turtle, 3 cats, 4 frogs and a dog

Oof

I'm playing BG3 honor mode with my boyfriend...and it took a drastic turn for the worst 👍🏽

would we be friends (me + my fav song)

Oh to be two squirrels perched upon a tree