It sounds somewhat silly, time is a gift of the elves

On paper as finite as self

She’s throwing a concert that fits in her pocket

Assuming the jester for heightened bemusement, she rang

It started unkindly, the realms sent war to her

A story unfolded as it was tolded, a bardly dulcimer

That water flows upwards and downwards at once

While time is adjacent to space ever so nascent

Now Alph is a river that slips as it slithers

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan and Kubla Khan found Alph

This was 100% a negation of “What’s the price where Mark isn’t the one to sing?”

I’m not mad about the 8 billion. I’m mad about the not testifying. People deserve to know how inter connected Epstein and Cambridge Anakytica are. He was still alive and very much into ai which Ding ding ding ding

“They trust me. Dumb fucks.”

This will go down as “USA sold for 8 billion dollars”

I look like a fun killer at times if you look at when I stand up, it’s always against people punching down Like, I see more people on Bluesky complaining about activity pub than about Peter Thiel. Only one of these is actually a problem, the other is a group of people demonized by said problem.

One of the longest running story arcs of why I call my narrative engine “plan98” is to attract the OG Bell Labs creatives that are equally as not okay as me. This will be an important plot point later. For now, pin this.

Before sillyz I only ever posted technically accurate information But now I make technically accurate jokes without killing the magic and there’s a logical reason I made this switch I talked to people and serious computers are cooked as the kids say They just want escapism with boundless reality.

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Sillyz is particularly funny to me because Anyone can run it But by doing so, they’ll prove me right on architecture And nobody in power today wants me to be right In the vein of not separating the art from the artist, I codified myself as elves and it is clear their DNA is unique to other code

One of my favorite jokes about sillyz.computer is to say that it’s “better than emacs” And it’s annoying because it’s poignant. I really don’t need to elaborate, but no one wants to go down feature by feature to prove me wrong I wrote it on arch using vim btw

The question of 2026 will be how to post content online protesting a data center without using a data center

testing from within cutestrap v3

Huh If…. We put sticky notes on the “orbs” or the “Jony Ive palantirs” Are they defeated? Can my nose block their eyes?

My news feed today: Nicki Minaj addresses the United Nations with The Mission of the United States Also my news feed today: Who is Bubba and should the president have tried harder to redact the reference?

At a certain point, we have to recognize desecrating Notepad was the moment AI didn’t just win, but also when it let us know we lost.

Make Lemonchiffon Never Same

Hot take: the defining quality of a “web3 product” is a coherent runtime. If you have to compile anything to then distribute, sorry, you’re Web 2.0

Keep a pulse on your buskers

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@gfharper.bsky.social here is pretty okay. I like the use of dids and so do others from the ap space

Keep in mind: This is terrorism. Kids deserve the same psychological safety afforded to Silicon Valley software engineers. The ivory tower recognizes systemic collapse starts with frenetic minds. acts of violence in a classroom is a calculated military strategy as a war of attrition on education

Quick question for the iPhones out there: When WhatsApp is on the island and I’m not using WhatsApp, what additional information are they inferring? I sent a message with some photos and then was doom scrolling bluesky— Why was the WhatsApp lingering? I haven’t seen another app do that yet

The takeaway at the end of the article is: Maybe a core piece of the problem is that there are gambling markets for how long our government is offline and no amount of finger pointing at normal people will fix that raw sociopathy

Same dude finds Stephen Miller to be the most poignant satirist. Probably why he had him ghost write an opinion here. This is pretty much verbatim what Miller said at the Kirk funeral about everyone that claimed Charlie was a victim of an inside job.

Switching up my bluesky strat No offense if I unfollowed you— I’m curated down to people I’ve met irl or have had significant interactions out of band of here Let’s link up in person eventually make eye contact and then be friends. The internet broke when we ceased peer validation.

The Boston Massacre was five lives that sparked a revolution. A man died trying to allow kids to make it to school without thinking about guns all day. The War on Kids

The most irritating thing about me and my business is 1. Getting asked how to turn a profit 2. Being laughed at for proposing anti-war being more profitable than the current battle bro economy The War on Clowns in essence is that stories change the narrative. Put down the gun, put on a nose.

Maybe instead of *talking about* Nigerian Christians, we should *listen to* Nigerian Christians? It's a moral failing to let your fear of terrorism lead you down the road to Islamaphobia, or prevent you from speaking up for Muslim children. Nigerian British rapper Santan Dave: [CW: cursing audio]

Tim is right. What we’re looking at: Africa has their own internet Nigeria is the easiest path for tech bro Silicon Valley capitalism to attack Africa and steal their data to do to Africa what they did to America after creating China’s surveillance state since Russia self-sabotaged ethically.

Seeing a lot of commentary around bluesky composable moderation I think we’re looking at an equivalent of likes verses dislikes When I’m gainfully employed, my phone does not ring unless you’re in my contact list Maybe, instead of block lists, your bluesky experience should be add lists.

Reading about the tension on bluesky between users and devs is precisely why I’m subjected to the silly torment nexus We’re all just players in the game. Right now, I’m pretty good at the game, but there will be gamers better than me in the future. These internet people are people, grab a shovel.

Whoops, sorry— didn’t mean for ambiguity there What I meant was— terrorism is paramilitary forces being the reason kids can’t play outside.

Terrorism

More than happy to talk face to face No takers?

Still trying to find a narrative through line where public servants covering their faces to conceal their identities are decent humans.

First they came to kidnap and Chicago said, “Nah.” And only truly evil people ever tried to tell a story otherwise.

My favorite thing about what I’ve done You can’t separate the art from the artist You either like me and benefit from my work Or I’m a thorn. I’m not trying to be popular— I’m just committing continuous acts of science in an anti intellectual age, that also despises culture.

Sillyz computer will hit you different when you realize I view - Steve Jobs - Bill Gates - Linus Torvalds - Richard Stallman As ventriloquists dummies that speak on behalf of their computer overlords.