* 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎. * 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝. [ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚃 ]

"Well do you have any better ideas?"

"I'll find that out for myself soon enough." Another swig, relaxing himself more. "Y'know, haven't actually been to a bar in a long time. Too busy to."

"Eh, could be better. Nice to have some where quiet to sit though...and some decent company."

He sits up onto a stool, resting his arms on the counter. "So uh...how are ya?"

"Thanks..." Taking it, giving her look as he opens it. Looong swig.

"Nevermind—you think you can grab me a drink from the back? Just a whole bottle, i don't care what."

"The paw stuff. ...say is this bar even open? There's like nobody here."

"Right..." "Didn't think you were into that kinda thing—"

"Well yeah!"

"Nah. Not my bar. ...though I'd appreciate if ya didn't stick em near my face-"

"Uh-huh..." Glancing down, then back up to her face. "On the bar counter?"

"You eh...mind putting your foot down?"

「 I'm gonna need you to 𝙒𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙐𝙋. 」 · Guardian of Dreams · Keeper of many shapes · Destroyer of Nightmares · Just. Wake. Up. 💛 + 🔁 #BSKYRP #LEWDRP #MVRP #FURRYRP

Mmmmph!! ...grab squish squeeze

Waaaahhhhh

[<—coincidentally knocking on her door! Who would've guessed?]

HEY HI. My horny ass is back

𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 - 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲.

My ass is so fat im crying

"Huh???"

You can't stand my ⚠︎ꌗꃅꍏ꓄꓄ꍟꋪꍟꀸ ꒒ꀤꍟꌗ⚠︎

Bilbussy baggins

#RP #MVRP #OPENRP { KIVOUACHIAN } < NAME: LUCY LACEMAKER > < AGE: ??? > < HEIGHT: 3'7 > < GENDER: FEMALE > "Kivouackians don't perish with time. Billions of years we've been about, and life's not worth much once all the rest is gone."

big bunny boy Salem (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐇💜🍰

"In this weather? You'd be better off in nothing."

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Bro doesn't know i misspoke and meant debit card

Im sorry are you saying something? I can't help but notice how fucking stupid you are.

No, i just emptied my wallet of everything important. I have like, 80 grand in my credit card

"Huh, cool." There is nothing in his wallet besides some change.

ʜᴏᴜ ʏɪ, ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ' ꜰᴀɴɢꜱʜɪ

"Veeery cool—mind if i rest my head in your chest?"

Jack likes carrying him around and smacking his ass every time he complains. Its fun!

Don't mind if he just...

/ the fact that the nsfw verse here is capable of doing big detailed threads warms my heart and butters my buns

You know what that means! ... Ice cream.

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so call me when the world looks bleak 💛 ♥️ & ↻ !!

Blink, blink. Sloowly lifting his head up to find a familiar hips happily hotdogging his heavy haft. How horny. Arm moving emough to reach over and give his ass a good grab. Much too sleepy to do the work himself.

But...tall men?

Another morning, another bout of morning wood. Anyone wanting to help out?

/ one of you needs to remember that your retweets go on other people's tls

"Ugh... What the hell did I do last night...?"