Parafilm is an excellent source of extra wax and plastic, if you aren't getting enough in your normal diet

The best part about a giant Parafilm towel is that you can just stretch it to be as big as you need it to be. The worst part is when someone tears it off unevenly from the box (...also it's useless for drying off). #StolenFromTheInternet

You leave for one (1) month(s) to deal with real life, and come back to people declaring their love to you

With AI everywhere, real human-made art is getting rare. So here’s a little watercolor I painted of my favorite lab essential #Parafilm

Or you could scissors like a civilised person, who is not an asshole to to their labmates, and get a clean cut every time!

I mean, this would work on me

I missed it when it happened, but in May there was another entry in the long-running drawn out edit war on the Wiki page for Parafilm over if "edible" should be included in the description en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

I'm just saying, maybe we should try putting a box of Parafilm in charge of the US. It can't be any worse

A box of Parafilm has the energy of a second gen normal-type Pokémon

Sexy sexy naked cardboard tube

With enough Parafilm you can survive the crash caused by having your car full of Parafilm

It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever

One of my most deeply held beliefs is that beavers would really appreciate Parafilm. Like, if any animal is gonna like water-proof wrapping film, it's the one that builds dams.

Oh my O-linked glycosylations, this is adorable!

You know, it's really hard to make silly Parafilm jokes when one of the big science-doing countries has decided to just not anymore..

The thing about Parafilm is that it feels like a made up wacky product you would see in a movie

When she was just a girl, she expected clinical sealing film. She dreamed of Para, Para, Parafilm every time she closed her eyes.

It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever

Congratulations! Enjoy your new cardboard tube and remember to bring it the next time Reviewer #2 gets too uppity

Why the long film?

You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up

Supplies for the next 4 generations

Apparently referring to Parafilm as 'Erlenmeyer condoms' is considered "inappropriate" and "against company policy"

Eat, stretch, wrap

Parafilm, the film of para

Apparently referring to Parafilm as 'Erlenmeyer condoms' is considered "inappropriate" and "against company policy"

At times like these it's important to remember the 3 branches of science

Name a more iconic couple

Something something Parafilm joke

That's right! I'm always there! I never leave! There is always another box of me somewhere! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!

I personally feel that Parafilm counts as an animal

Could Parafilm be the solution to all my problems? Probably not, but I won't know for sure until I have given it several tries!

The average American has three friends.

I like big balls

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@parafilmm.bsky.social ...told ya! #chemsky #science This has been a ChemScrapes community announcement.

Sandwich 🥪

There is no place like inside a box of Parafilm

Each episode ends with PSA on scissors

There is one market that never goes down!

I'm not convinced anyone actually buys Parafilm. It seems to just appear in the back of the lab supply closet when no one is looking.

Be right back, gonna wrap a dog in Parafilm and call it a Parafilm wolf

Reminder that the M in Parafilm M was originally Grade M. Nice to see that this false idol has already given itself an F

Does anyone know what kind of bird this is?