Would a Parafilm taco be a taco where the tortilla is Parafilm? The filling is Parafilm? Or both?

The real question is: Was there Parafilm on Artemis II?

As you can probably imagine, we get a lot of noise complaints from the other labs in the building

Finally, a Trolley Problem with a correct answer:

Not many people know this, but the reason Jesus stayed fresh in that tomb for 3 days is because he was wrapped in Parafilm

When things get rough, be like Parafilm: Don't change for decades. Stretch yourself thin in response to stress. Only interact with organic solvents. Seal away your work. Be from Wisconsin.

Local long rolls in your area!

I heard there was a secret wrap You pull it long and hear the snap But you never handle petri dishes Do ya

Did you know that Parafilm's ability to renew itself by stretching is thought to have evolved as a defense mechanism against parasitic Occlupanids?

The undergraduates can have a little Parafilm, as a treat

The three branches of natural science:

"Polyolefin" is a silly name. It's like a bad children's cartoon character. Chemistry is so stupid lol

Family enjoying a picnic on a blanket made of flesh, unknown artist, c. 1990 (colorized)

Worried about your study getting unblinded before it's supposed to? Simply wrap Parafilm around the heads of your participants to cover their eyes!

Longing for it, and by it, I mean Parafilm

So, what's everyone favourite Parafilm lenght?

It's garlic scented

Parafilm is both a show'er and a grow'er

Yes, this is indeed something

New dream job unlocked!

I honestly don't know what I expected

Hey, anyone know what bird this is? I think it might be a waxwing of some kind, but I'm not sure

You can be any kind of scientist you want when you grow up, so why would you choose one that doesn't get to work with Parafilm?

Parafilm: Extended Edition

Spirals are everywhere in nature!

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Man, Parafilm, amirite?

Parafilm is an excellent source of extra wax and plastic, if you aren't getting enough in your normal diet

The best part about a giant Parafilm towel is that you can just stretch it to be as big as you need it to be. The worst part is when someone tears it off unevenly from the box (...also it's useless for drying off). #StolenFromTheInternet

You leave for one (1) month(s) to deal with real life, and come back to people declaring their love to you

With AI everywhere, real human-made art is getting rare. So here’s a little watercolor I painted of my favorite lab essential #Parafilm

Or you could scissors like a civilised person, who is not an asshole to to their labmates, and get a clean cut every time!

I mean, this would work on me

I missed it when it happened, but in May there was another entry in the long-running drawn out edit war on the Wiki page for Parafilm over if "edible" should be included in the description en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

I'm just saying, maybe we should try putting a box of Parafilm in charge of the US. It can't be any worse

A box of Parafilm has the energy of a second gen normal-type Pokémon

Sexy sexy naked cardboard tube

With enough Parafilm you can survive the crash caused by having your car full of Parafilm

It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever

One of my most deeply held beliefs is that beavers would really appreciate Parafilm. Like, if any animal is gonna like water-proof wrapping film, it's the one that builds dams.

Oh my O-linked glycosylations, this is adorable!

You know, it's really hard to make silly Parafilm jokes when one of the big science-doing countries has decided to just not anymore..

The thing about Parafilm is that it feels like a made up wacky product you would see in a movie

When she was just a girl, she expected clinical sealing film. She dreamed of Para, Para, Parafilm every time she closed her eyes.

It's important to note that it's called lab cheese because it's in a laboratory, not because it is made from the milk of a labrador retriever

Congratulations! Enjoy your new cardboard tube and remember to bring it the next time Reviewer #2 gets too uppity