Guys did I take out all the non likeness targets and that's why I only get people to kill who look exactly like celebrities or what.

Opponent snapped!

HoxHud Initialized

'tis the holiday season! You know what that means! Throw shit at petty thieves knocking them unconscious while you steal the presents first.

I forgot to erase the evidence there goes my silent assassin ranking

Hitman Big Guy Pants Okay

I went to haven island and everyone there wanted to hide away from you when society exploded

Uh oh, I just spilled emetic poison all over my nicest suit staining it; AND PROM'S TOMORROW!!

What the fuck

That's right Olivia Hall, Our Dog, Brian Griffin is Dead

Emetic Poison

no ort-meyer didn't make 20 more clones there isn't an agent six seven why do the teens ask me about this. how do they even know about the cloning.

They trapped me in a pickle jar to preserve me

Injecting my targets with drugs so they go to hell before they die

Guys the thermal drill is jammed

Hit man Hit man Does whatever a hit can

bruce lee has been dead for over 50 years how is he here what the fuck

The Spirit Urn is waiting to be claimed.

Does ACAB include assassins temporarily disguised as police officers to infiltrate a station and kill the corrupt chief and such

Diana it's imperative we watch the credits I need to get the secret code from Scooby-Doo so I can beat Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed on Game Boy Advance

what is this guy's fucking problem anyways

I need your help for my next target! Give me 27 dollars.

help me

where am i

I was cloned in a vat infused with Tylenol to give me the super autism the Yautja want to steal to evolve as a species

Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Four ty seven!

Kindness. Kindness 47

"THAT is my secret cousin : Rory Nyte. your objective is to support them on THEIR mission of being a quote 'evil ass fountain opener' "

That shit looks like elusive target pass

I'm the joker, baby!

Sorry I been gone for so long ... Can't a guy take a break to get some dick once in a while? Don't worry I wrote it off as a deep cover infiltration with the agency I'm fine.

Guys this dude caught the wrench I threw at him and now he's so much more pissed than I've seen anyone I attempt to knock out what do I do

Distract The Guards by Throwing 8 Red Coins

ALL OF MY STUDENTS ARE MORONS!!!!!!!!

How do I report a murder

silksong is coming out tomorrow

Knocking out this guard with my Dinner Blaster

Come on ya big drip! Where ya goin?

it's right there in my name. 47 dollars.

I'm going to snipe santa

Diana I can't find the target anymore the company took down their ceo's photos what do I do now

We're ICA guys, of course we know who's smuggling our gear into the field for us. What you got, FOXHOUND?

That takes care of the cremation.

I'm gonna have to send you to the hitman dimension (you are immediately dragged into the ground by spontaneously forming visions of the sexual nuns from Hitman Absolution, never to be seen again)

Why do these British people keep calling me chicken chaser

No dude trust me the green smoke means it's good

I poisoned one of our dishes but I forgot which one