help me

where am i

I was cloned in a vat infused with Tylenol to give me the super autism the Yautja want to steal to evolve as a species

Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Agent Four ty seven!

Kindness. Kindness 47

"THAT is my secret cousin : Rory Nyte. your objective is to support them on THEIR mission of being a quote 'evil ass fountain opener' "

That shit looks like elusive target pass

I'm the joker, baby!

Sorry I been gone for so long ... Can't a guy take a break to get some dick once in a while? Don't worry I wrote it off as a deep cover infiltration with the agency I'm fine.

Guys this dude caught the wrench I threw at him and now he's so much more pissed than I've seen anyone I attempt to knock out what do I do

Distract The Guards by Throwing 8 Red Coins

ALL OF MY STUDENTS ARE MORONS!!!!!!!!

How do I report a murder

silksong is coming out tomorrow

Knocking out this guard with my Dinner Blaster

Come on ya big drip! Where ya goin?

it's right there in my name. 47 dollars.

I'm going to snipe santa

Diana I can't find the target anymore the company took down their ceo's photos what do I do now

We're ICA guys, of course we know who's smuggling our gear into the field for us. What you got, FOXHOUND?

That takes care of the cremation.

I'm gonna have to send you to the hitman dimension (you are immediately dragged into the ground by spontaneously forming visions of the sexual nuns from Hitman Absolution, never to be seen again)

Why do these British people keep calling me chicken chaser

No dude trust me the green smoke means it's good

I poisoned one of our dishes but I forgot which one

If I HAVE to be part of this talking heads tribute band for my cover can I at least be Chris instead of David? I don't want to risk ruining or leaving behind my Big Suit on the mission

I don't actually know how to play chess well I just use my quicksaves to brute force wins when I find myself in those occasional situations where I need to play to reach the target. It can take me days of experimentation to find the winning sequence, days nobody else experiences.

Wow I can say words like "kill" or "fuck" or "cisgender" without having my rating hurt here it's a bold new world

Target eliminated, now head for an exit.