I will not be happy until everyone, EVERYONE connected to the Epstein files are arrested and tried.

Gotta say, Dispatch is the game I have needed but never got before, thank you. Amazing dialogue, characters are interesting and incredible narration. Thank you @adhocstudio.com

Girls, do not skip leg day. We can suffocate the patriarchy between our thighs.

🤔

Good lord.

Can someone please come and peel off my skinny jeans? They're a bit too skinny for me now.

I normally don't play multiplayer games but ARC Raiders has me hooked.

Just thought I saw a guinea pig running down the drive. It was a leaf.

Manifesting my inner demoness today.

Oh joy, the fireworks have started. 🤬

Complaining my glutes and abs are sore after my workout* *She has done the hoovering.

Me after sex: Please fill in this comment card.

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.

If working from home in pyjamas with a yoghurt stain on the top from my breakfast is wrong then I don't wanna be right.

It's 11am and I need a nap already.

Me thanking the driver for delivering my new vibrator.

Going to the woods to cast some spells and be a general witchy menace. Who's with me?

Due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake.

I have been seeing a lot of posts recently about large groups and how could someone be like this because they are Republican/Democrat/Christian/Jewish/Muslim. Anyone can be an arsehole and if you defend them because you are part of that group, you are the problem.

Kinda nervous my hair stylist asked me about highlights for my appointment tomorrow, when I was younger I would get wild colours but now I'm old do I have to get the blue rinse?

I'm a bit dissapointed I've not been on anyone's skirkle yet and I will cry about it.

Might go trick or treating wearing lingerie to get all the fit dads to give me candy.

Ordering pizza because fuck cooking on a Friday.

Me dressing up for Halloween is either this or hiring a hotdog costume, there is no inbetween.

"I can be a dominatrix" I say as I fall over getting into my latex catsuit and knocking over the display case of whips and sex toys.

Me dressing up for Halloween is either this or hiring a hotdog costume, there is no inbetween.

A Quick reminder that Elon Musk hasn't invented anything and just bought out things he wants to think he has.

Is there an alternative to capitalism? Because that shit aint working for anyone but the 1%.

I am hoping I get sex tonight but my bf is out clubbing so it might just be a thrust and sleep.

GG to the #nokings protestors. Great job today.

If you don't think, You AI.

Thinking about putting X, A ,Y, X stickers on my left boob so my boyfriend can pretend to play Mario Kart on my tits.

So a friend of a work colleauge has got my number from his phone and is trying to flirt with me via text (I am in a relationship). Do I be polite and standoffish or brutal and tell him to fuck off and stop texting me?

Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️ (That means: put a photo of yourself in a quote of this post. Please)

🎶Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match, to burn a thousand trees. 🎶

Sweet Jesus anus a lot has been going on today.

Frost on the lawn this morning. 🥶

Why are religious people so angry?

Blocking fuckwits is rather fun.

Some religious person just blocked me. The tears are flowing....

Hoping to get more than 3 hours sleep for the forth night in a row.

Incredible scenes.

Why call them testicles and not peen nuts?

I don't have cats pics and I am sorry for my lack of contribution.

My Skirkle is just me, crying, on my own.

I am getting drunk on cheap vodka with my friends. I haven't been drunk since May so it won't take long. We might even order some food from a local chicken place as I don't think cooking while drunk is a good idea.

The biggest lie in music is when Kurt Cobain swore he didn't have a gun.

That's my week sorted. gyazo.com/b3afe87cb75f...

Delving back into Horizon Zero Dawn on Ultra Hard NG+ and I have to say for an 8 year old game, on PC @ 4k 120fps it still slaps.

I guess it's tights weather again.