im like if a boy was a tomboy

im like if a femme was a tomboy

age regressing by watching ytpmvs >_<"

"i'm so moe coded" -girl with nothing but germanic and irish admixture for generations

hey kitten no pressure or anything but if you get a rhinoplasty mommy will kill herself

I'm kinda sad I never got around to watching more of David Lynch's filmography during his lifetime

i officially have the same amount of followers on this app than twitter but so few oomfs... how do i meet new people

unreal engine 5 is probably the most unoptimized dogshit on the market but because braindead gamers with 4090s keep soypogging at le epic realistic graphics every studio keeps using it to make games

I appreciate the enthusiasm but I am not nor do I have any intention of making a website for any reason whatsoever

i should post on xiaohongshu maybe china will appreciate my posts more than the west

why is everyone unironically saying "GenAI" now, first time I ever saw it used it was in an ad and someone literally said "stop trying to make this term a thing"

I don't care that you got a hit tweet. it should have happened to me instead.

people are talking about tiktok getting banned again

sometimes i see girls be like "who want me" and like #Lowkey i kinda don't. sorry

jiggles your boobs and slaps your penis as you scroll

the concept of "gifted kids" is probably the greatest lie ever sold to our generation and i'm baffled some people still believe in it

topsters what do we think (no particular order)

saw a map of the world if all the ice melted and it made me pro-climate change. such a small sacrifice to get rid of florida AND the dutch

pov: you just walked into a tf2 player convention

i'm not trans enough because i kinda have no interest in playing n64 games... they just look too old and clunky...

you know in a world of degeneracy and promiscuity it's nice to see that porn sites wait until epiphany to disable their christmas theme

"debian, the distro for lesbians!" -cishet man with the world's most unwashed ass

if your website gives me a popup to join a newsletter i am getting a restraining order on you

me being born with thick hair is perhaps worse than 10 thousand 9/11s

bsky dot fap #LikeIfYouAgree

going into 2025 and leaving locked in alien in 2024

plug got me the gaozu pack that took me back to the rice fields of the tang dynasty

this heineken got me feeling non-binary

JIMMY CARTER WAS A BAD GUY???????

what's the fucking point then

little do you guys know i'm not just dumb and pathetic i also suck shit too

I wish the girl reading this a very lovely tummy ache and back pain and terrible migraine and

current goal is to blow up on social media, be associated with 3-5 controversies of varying severity and then die under mysterious circumstances before i hit 26

what levels of yakubian tricknology do i have to operate on to get the numbers some of you guys are getting. what ancient egyptian oracle do i have to sell my soul to

my parents said if i don't get 100 followers on here before the end of the year they'd feed me to a pack of starving hounds

this is what it feels like when people explain to me how this app works sometimes

feels like the vibe just got a whole less lesbian lately

no mom, posting deranged lesbian bait on bluesky is actually a full-time job, and there's a lot of future opportunities that can arise from it...

it is legitimately a good piece of creative advice to be like "be as unabashedly into your own shit as hideo kojima is"

psychedelic rock had me gagged, that's a choking gizzard

there are eyes everywhere for those with the cathedrals to see

waking up with no notifications on twitter OR bluesky might be my final reason

patriotic lesbian with a piss kink she stand up for the yurination

the average chinese poster is operating on levels that would fry the brain of the average weSStoid

my friends love me so much

now accepting suggestions for what my pinned post on here should be

if any evil women wanna manipulate me and ruin my life my dms are open btw

i need to clear out some of the people following me because idk how to tell you that i will NOT follow you back if you have 0 posts on your account

i hope i am not just a poster to you guys but also someone you want dead really bad and also maybe want to kiss