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You're walking in New Orleans There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf

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donald “i want millions of people to die” trump

Does Earth exist in #TheSojourn? Science Advisor Gabriel Fonseca discusses this dilemma and what other lore built from their choice. #scifi #audiodrama #science #writing #sciencefiction

HELP, HELP THEY'RE DOING CANCEL CULTURE, THEY'RE PUBLICLY SHAMING PEOPLE FOR HETERODOX SOCIAL VIEWS, SOUND THE ALARM, SOMEBODY CALL BARI WEISS, ALERT CATHY YOUNG, SEND IN THE TROOPS, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PEOPLE!!!

The murderer walks scott-free because the residents of the relevant jurisdiction are literal subhuman apes who refuse to indict Unironic Reconstruction is the only road left

this schmuck is probably gonna lose his primary to a fucking guntuber and there's the whole thing about his staffer setting herself on fire

nbc's soundboard can turn the crowd down, but nobody can do it to pigboy's actual ears, and thats beautiful

Not all heroes wear capes.

dutch banker in may 1637

ArtemisII launching soon! The mission trajectory is below, in a past role I led part of the teams that put this together. Some highlights... 1/

The America we were taught about in school wasn’t real, but I want it to be and so do 200 million of my friends

Pirates fans: We want Framber Valdez Pirates front office: We have Framber Valdez at home

We will greet them as liberators.

My upcoming project, a day by day follow of the Settling Account series' Second Great War, with daily posts and accompanying articles.

The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny

Take issue with the year of silence when I can’t stop hearing about the lady against my will

This is the first part of several Orbats I will be putting together related to Combat Command organizations during specific battles. Starting off with Combat Command B of the 10th Armored DIvision prior to the arrival of the 101st Airborne Division at Bastogne.

From: J <[email protected]> Sent: Monday 19, 4, 17 BBY To: Kenobi, Ben <[email protected]> Subject: Re hanvet seen you in a while. u and ani still not talking? heard about teh countess satine. very sad. that was some rockin puss :)

it continues to be hilarious that that QAnon and Pizzagate believers constructed entire code languages that the secret pedophile cabal use to communicate and then every actual Epstein email is just: Dear Jeffrey, I love the girls you got for me, very nubile. Can't wait to see you at RapeFest 2012!

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍

just choked on my beverage

Imaging hating us so much that you decide to kill every single regional airport in your country. If this isn't a self-own, I don't know what else would be the case.

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Oh that is really neat. Time Magazine's new cover is on Artemis II. The article as well: time.com/7346146/arte...

Newfoundland

I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

rahm emanuel jumpscare

"Yo-yo"

i think about the invasion blimps from Advanced Warfare at least once a month

okay hear me out

The most recent Imperial-involved killings on Ghorman show we must have better training for stormtroopers

You read things like this and you can only hope that when the time comes, if it comes, when it is your community's turn to be tested, that you acquit yourselves half as well.

FAMOUS COLORBLIND SECULARIST MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

America 2026 apnews.com/article/immi...

I don't like that we've gotten to the "Evergreen Intel thread about the US threat to Greenland" stage of things.

i'm always saying this

Oh genuinely this photo of Artemis II is just so good.

Time to whip out The Quote once again

i do not want to live in the endwar timeline