Currently being lifted up by a weird heavenly beam and I hear...harps? Well I'm gonna hit "post" and drop my phone.

Don't buy games from shitty companies. Seems like a lot of folks don't understand that and keep doing it, expecting the shit company to become better. That never happens.

Crazy that two dudes named Scatman were alive *and* famous at the same time.

Unfortunately gotta go clean up my feed because it's like walking through an open air market. "BUY MY BOOK" "BUY MY GAME" "BUY MY COURSE" "BUY MY EXPERIENCE" "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY" It's disgusting. When did every single place on the Internet get like this?

There is nothing scarier than hearing an unfamiliar sound in the woods you've lived in your whole life.

MTV's Fear

Didn't have "new McCarthyism" on my bingo card.

Wish the grasshoppers would FUCK OFF but at least they're getting close to turning and in turn being harvested. Got probably 15 at this stage currently. Psyched.

A Boston porno version of Something Wicked This Way Comes called 'Wicked Cums'.

I'd post more but my pumpkins are coming in really well this year

Is Andy from Toy Story named as an homage to Andy Barclay from Child's Play, who also had a toy that came to life?

Sometimes the tech hell future is kinda funny

Occasionally, in the small hours, I see something move just out of the reach of the light from the dim bedside table. It's probably nothing.

Bring back the Jeremy Renner app

Lol my Google Memories thing is showing me pics of all the stuff I photographed to list on eBay last year to make ends meet. Thanks Google.

You should see what the president is doing. Just blast your eyes and brain 24/7 with the adventures of the worst old man. You can't do anything about it, but it will also make you feel bad.

Wasn't fast enough to get a picture but just saw the essence of modern Oklahoma: A teen girl riding a horse down the road looking at her phone.

Truly raised by an algorithm, their morals are based on YouTube shorts content guidelines.

Keep getting ai ads for some self-published novel. Lol get fucked I hope that shit craters.

The Age of Heroes never happened in our universe

Lol Vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2 comes out at the end of October, but they've already helpfully announced that two of the vampire clans will be launch day DLC. We gotta close the games industry for a few years to weed out all the opportunists, tech bros, and "producers"

Jeff Koons said his vacuums behind glass were "kind of eternal virgins". Art is so fuckin weird.

My wife is selling her laptop, so I've been getting it all ready today. I didn't want to throw away her accumulated stickers, so the ones that came off (in one coherent piece) got added to this piece of black construction paper. I might throw a small frame on it.

I'm currently buying as much of the irradiated shrimp as possible for reasons.

Big insomnia hours gonna whittle or someshit

My brother passed away yesterday after a hard-fought 5 year battle with brain cancer. He had 10 years on me, and I'll always remember him as an almost mythological figure. Always out doing something. Moving. Thriving. He put a lot of living into his very short time on earth. Rest easy.

Oh weird this classic rock station is playing the lullaby my grandma sang to me in swedish every night

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If I start cutting wood again on the first of september, I should be able to ignore the Internet till spring.

This as a lower back tattoo

It's weird how much the guy who plays the punisher loves cops, right? I'm not the only one who finds that weird?

Fuck it you goddamn idiots nationalize cracker barrel since nothing else important is going on

Buc-ees is Disney World for people with a plastic bag full of plastic bags under their sink.

Get Illfonic and Gun away from horror movie licenses.

I think George R.R. Martin should just retire. He owes no one.

This presenter at ONL seems shitfaced.

the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god

That Divine Comedy game looks great and the trailer had a "wishlist now" end slate but they don't actually have a steam page. Devs. Don't ever, ever, ever do this. It was the ideal situation for a game. It was interesting. I was in the funnel. Then I hit a block. I'm out the funnel. WL/Sale lost.

Call of Duty: The Dream Warriors

This show has had like 15 seasons and I've not seen a single ghost have an adventure yet.

Ai is for people who think they're supposed to know everything but don't want to apply the effort to learn anything.

It's baffling that after 20+ years Battlefield has barely evolved. The series at this point exists solely so folks that think they're better than the yearly CoD slop will have something to play.

No series has created more dogshit memes than Lord of the Rings holy shit we need to redistribute some of the "read another book" that we've been giving to the HP fans.

Bluesky has reignited my enjoyment of baseball which is pretty cool.

Supreme Court overturns table at Magic tournament

Like + share if you got spanked withe hose as a child and stayed out till the streetlights came on and the creek was alive and you drank from it and u turned out just fine

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