If I have to be inside on this gorgeous day, the least Mother Nature could do it make sure I look good on my Zooms!

Excited to be a Student Affairs nerd (and get paid for it) this summer! 🤓

Chasing waterfalls (part 1):

I texted him 🫣

🚨 UPDATE 🚨:

Aunt: “Hi, I need a picture of you to send to a friend of mine” Me: *concerned - but sends pics* Aunt: “This is Alex” (sends pic of the most handsome man I’ve ever seen with huge arms) It’s so nice to have such amazing allies in my family 😂😂

Well this can’t be good… 😅😅

Spotify really decided today was a good day to remind how much of a f*ggot I really am… 🫠🫠

Ok, I tried this “boy kibble” thing tonight, and it’s great, but how do I know how much to actually eat? Like what is the actual portion size?

So I decided to start “Girls” tonight.

I remember when ordering ahead on a Monday got you 100 bonus points, Dunkin’!

🚨 NEW RECESSION INIDCATOR JUST DROPPED 🚨

Welcome to my candy store!

Oh Agnes… they could never make me hate you! 🤩🤩🤩

What ESPN saw \\ What my camera saw

Seventh inning stretch!

It’s a GREAT day for a ballpark glizzy!

NYC Marathon Fundraising update! 🏃‍♂️💚 I’m at $1,805 raised toward my $4,000 goal for Team for Kids, with $2,195 to go by October 1st. Every donation, no matter the size, helps support free running and fitness programs for kids who need them most. Even something small can make a real impact.

The trade at this casino is killing me…. Just let me touch it a little. PLEASE!

In the mood to kiss a man again…

Off to cosplay as a hetero for the weekend! Wish me luck!

Day two of the Twink (18 yo) Justin chronicles:

Basement of Gristedes: ✅ Off-Broadway: ✅ ON Broadway: ✅ Excited to complete my Titanique hat trick!

The feeling is even STRONGER today! 🫣

19 years ago, twink Justin used to run his residence hall floor like a tyrant (dressed in head to toe Abercrombie)!

I REALLY want to make out with a man today… any takers? 🥺👉👈

Upgraded seats? Don’t mind if I do! 🤩

Anyone need a coffee?

Papa-, paparazzi!

Sunny Saturdays!

Saw this over and Twitter and had to bring it over here too!

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And we made it to Chicago!

👸🏻 Passenger princess mode ACTIVATED 👸🏻

The road trip to Chicago is going swimmingly!

This weather has me ready to ACT ALL THE WAY UP! 🤭😏😈

Do I need a Switch 2? The #Pokopia FOMO is hitting HARD this morning.

Joined @letterboxd.social! If you’re interred in my terrible takes on movies, follow along :) boxd.it/jTw2l

❄️ Winter wonderland ❄️

Ok, so New York City is like REALLY pretty when it’s snowing! 😍😍

I built a tiny snow man 🥹🥹

Here come the TEARS! #Olympics2026 #TeamUSA

Absolutely NO WORK getting done right now! #Olympics2026

My heights? Oh they’re wuthering!

I’m VERY into speed skating right now… 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #Olympics2026

Republicans are such snowflakes. It’s honestly so embarrassing.

Maybe congress can do something meaningful with their power? Like investigate the Epstein files?

But seriously…. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Anyone wanna kiss? 🥺

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