The only weather reporting I trust: my mom!

Me: “I need to eat out less and save money!” Also me: “Ok, so if I buy the $50 Cheesecake Factory gift card, I get $10 free, so I can use that to order delivery on DoorDash and get my free slice of cheesecake, so it’s like I’m making money on the whole thing… “

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These funds support free youth running and fitness programs, often a child’s only chance to be active. Even a small donation (one less coffee or meal out) makes a real difference. Let’s make the next 9 months count 🏃‍♂️✨

Wrapping up 2025 feeling incredibly grateful 💚 Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!

Wrapping up 2025 feeling incredibly grateful 💚 Thanks to 24 generous supporters, I’ve raised $1,425 — 36% of my $4,000 goal — for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon!

Most important Partiful invite of the year!

Can someone bring me some pancakes? Please? 🥺🥺

A very correct take on what Sisqo did with the “Thong Song”! 😂😂

I still can’t believe I had to go into the office today… 🫠🫠🫠

the innkeeper realizing there were no rooms left:

may 2026 bring me even more rotisserie chicken 💝

But Denita, it’s Christmas!

We also have four Christmas trees… my mom LOVES decorating for a holiday, and I love her for it! 🥰

We haven’t been to church in years, but we still set up two nativity scenes each Christmas!

If “Mele Kalikimaka” were a person:

Moms having their third crash out of the night on Christmas eve:

I respect Taylor Swift so much because she could have spent 6 episodes of a documentary to talk about herself and her music and her thoughts but most of these episodes are highlighting everyone else who worked on the tour.

white supremacy is such a ridiculous fucking scam look at this stupid asshole and tell me that's the best god can do lol ok. mf looks like he's mad at the bowling ball that's about to grand slam a strike off his dome.

Hehehehehehhehehehe

Getting visited by the Ghost of Spicy Chicken Sandwich Past this morning

We take our gingerbread house competition very seriously in this household! 🎄🎅🧑‍🍳⛄️

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Happy Holidays everyone!

Surefire way to defeat the Sunday scaries? Holiday baking 👨‍🍳

I have NEVER needed something more! And it can hold 13 jibitz?! 🤯

I stg… if I don’t find a man to cuddle me soon I’m going to RIOT! 😮‍💨😤🤬

I’m a purist: I like to read the novel(s) before I watch the show/movie! (jk - but apparently everyone wants to do their due diligence too! 👀)

Not a bad year!

Feels like the perfect day to bake some cookies!

❄️ Snowy Sunday ❄️

Now Dunkin’… 😅😅

wfh vibez ✌️

Working from home today, but am in meetings from 9am to 5pm straight… send thoughts, prayers, and nudes 🫠🫠

Anyone else in the mood to makeout tonight? 😏

Happy Holidays from The Clique™!

Hungover and dying… send nudes! 😮‍💨🫠

Oh how I love being gay 🥰

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November progress update! I’m at $1,105 raised (thanks to 18 generous supporters!) on my journey to raise $4,000 for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon. 🏃‍♂️💚

November progress update! I’m at $1,105 raised (thanks to 18 generous supporters!) on my journey to raise $4,000 for Team for Kids as I train for the 2026 NYC Marathon. 🏃‍♂️💚

Love starting my day with sweet anniversary texts from bae! 🥰🥰

Heated Rivalry gets a heated revelry from me!

Oh this wax place NAILED IT: “There’s a BRAZILIAN reason to get it wax!” 😂😂😂😂

Finally saw Wicked: For Good… and tbh thought it was great! Movies should be fun, and have sex cardigans, and make you a little bit emotional, and there should be more travel by bubble! 💚🩷

Is this anything?

Debuted a new dessert recipe this year: Cranberry lemon bars. The feedback: “Excellent”, “Superb”, “Tasty”, “Must make again”!

Need to be at a 3 Dollar Bill Robyn party ASAP!