Just a waste of everyone's time. This was supposed to be a competitive Ashes with England having the 2 best batters and a bowling attack specifically developed for these matches. Instead Australia have barely had to get out of 2nd gear to win the thing 5-0.

Best article that I have read so far on the inept shambles that have been happening where I live in Tunbridge Wells. I still think not enough is made of the fact they sent the emergency water to a completely different town.

This is going to be a masterclass in cheating/time wasting from the Aussies

You can't win a test match if 4 of your batters are getting ducks

It's my first day of being in charge of jokes about being on my first day as head of the website publishing for the OBR. Wish me luck!

YES!!! SANDPAPER STEVE!!! #ASHES

Crap pitch, dodgy umpires. Welcome to the Ashes in Australia

My most boomer rugby opinion is that a try should be chalked off if the subs are warming up behind the posts and rush on to celebrate #rugby

Video reviews have been made to work on both Cricket and Rugby but VAR is a shambles.

Due to house moves in our area there have been changes in the local cat hierarchy which means this guy has basically become Stringer Bell

Jones the cat watches on while a crew get eaten in their spaceship #explainafilmplotbadly

True equality in sport will only happen when the Lionesses have nicknames that are as unimaginative as the men: Hempo, Bronzo, Stanno, Toono. #thelionesses

We are so fortunate to be living in the Ben Stokes era #thecricket

Late to The Rehearsal but it's the most insane thing I've ever seen on TV. Almost impossible to describe it to anyone.

Embarrassing from India. They are hardly in a position to complain about time wasting. Gill wasted 10 minutes because he fancied a massage. #cricket

"The entire corpus of human knowledge"

This is a great article. My only gripe is I would add "student pub" as its own genre.

WHATAGOAL!!!!! #afcwimbledon

Has anyone invented an app which shows where all the ice cream vans are located in a given area?

Have to remind myself that my hope for #afcwimbledon this season was to avoid the stress of going into the last game with the threat of relegation. The disappointment of the last 10 games and us (probably?possibly?) missing out on the play offs will be annoying but it's very typical of our mindset.

Reminds me of the worst best man's speech I heard. "I've known the groom since we were at school together so as you can imagine I have quite a few funny stories to tell, now is not the time though..."

Next Champions Trophy they need to do more to make sure India can't lose: - all India's matches to be played in India - India to get an extra 10 overs of batting - opposition only allowed 6 fielders - India get a bye through to the final

A very strange feeling to be supporting the Australians at cricket #championstrophy #cricket

Imagine that we could have saved a fair amount of money not sending a flawed England team to a competition rigged in favour of India. Money that could have been spent on the next generation. #cricket

Not good #TheCricket

At one point this afternoon Wales were leading in the rugby, Wimbledon were 1-0 up and England were ahead of Australia in the cricket. Sport sucks some times

Rico watching the half time show #catswatchingtv #GoBirds!

There is a Kevin Bacon series on 5 called The Following. It's awful. Plot, cast, scene chewing acting, the whole lot. I can't look away. I'm hooked.

Thousands and thousands of empty seats at Stadium MK. It must be the bleakest experience in league football. #afcwimbledon

Uruguay have just beaten Fiji and NZ at the Perth Rugby Sevens. That's incredible. #rugby #svns

Havertz Nunes Werner would be the worst attacking 3 of all time. They could end up with negative goals.

There are better strikers in League Two than Nunes

"You'll be visited by 3 spirits" The 3 spirits...

Based on the number of Christmas trees that appear in the first 5 minutes of the film, Die Hard 2 is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard

It's a Wonderful Life and Back to The Future 2 are basically the same film

Am enjoying The Madness on Netflix. It's based in Philly so I would love an episode where Muncie walks into Paddy's Pub and meets the gang from It's Always Sunny. #TheMadness #Netflix #Itsalwayssunny

I don't watch a lot of NFL, maybe half a dozen games a season when there is no other sport on but even I watched that last Bears play and said out loud "What the hell are they doing??"

Please don't sell him in January Please don't sell him in January Please don't sell him in January

Part 1 of my plan to save Welsh rugby is to find if Saquon Barkley has a Welsh Grandmother

We really miss Bugiel #afcw

As someone who finds it hard to get to Plough Lane, especially for midweek games, Sky Sports+ has been brilliant. @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social

Can Wales ask for some of their spare players just for this match?

That's two weeks where Wales have lost to a team playing with 14 men for long period. Maybe we can ask the South Africans to play with 12 or 13 from the start next week?

I think South Africa might score a double century against this Wales side next week. Which bright spark at the WRU organized these autumn fixtures. Scotland had games against a Fiji second string and Portugal and they are a much better and more experienced team.

Is the other place now just Russian bots talking to each other?

Strangely flat and disjointed performance from @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social against Barrow. Lots of misplaced passes.

When we were kids we used to ask each other "What would it take to get in the ring with Mike Tyson?" We now know the answer is $40m, a 30 year age gap and a script that says you'll win.

Thoughts on the Tyson v YouTuber Bro event. YouTube Bro will win. Not because Jake Paul is a decent boxer but because he and his brother are "content guys" There will be an element of jeopardy like getting knocked down in the early rounds but will come back to win and set-up part 2.