Paraguay just knocked 4-time champion Germany out of the World Cup. Last week, the USMNT beat Paraguay 4-1. By the associative property of addition, the USMNT will win the World Cup. ⚽️🇺🇸🏆

Alexa, what looks really good on paper, but in reality...

I’m not saying the World Cup should be every 2 years, but I’d watch the hell out of it.

What if the sons of our best athletes played soccer? #usmnt

It’s a #USMNT World Cup match day!

I'm taking Cape Verde and the points

When did Jon Obi Mikel become Mikel Jon Obi?

Knicks domestic double.

Ballgame.

#USMNT in 8

Google Doodle FTW! 🇺🇸⚽

I taped the Knicks game. No spoilers pls

On Bluesky? All of us

USWNT matchday! USMNT matchday!

I've been chilly to this Word Cup so far, as the incredible greed from FIFA re: ticket pricing absolutely suck—but this screenshot of my calendar looks pretty exciting

BEST DAY... EVER

I would literally pay-per-view to watch this live.

The official trailer for season three of Silo. Looks like we finally get some origin story stuff (well, more than a brief scene at least). [youtube.com]

IMO just another reason the US Men will never win a World Cup. You want progress? Fix our youth system and remove the pay-to-play barriers...

Knicks in 4

This is the only problem I have with the Mayor tbh

“Grogu’s Garlic Chicken Fries” sounds like a punishment

The World Cup starts in 2 weeks.

A 30-second spot of James Talarico eating a huge plate of ribs and brisket with a full-mouthed "I endorsed this message" at the end

VARsenal in effect

The World Cup is the best!

Myst soundtrack

Good.

Yes!

+1

United⚽Haiku Bruno Fernandes Crumpled on the pitch dying Play-on says the ref

was once New Amsterdam.

USWNT matchday!

Good.

Tired: tickets to the World Cup are a rip-off Wired: tickets to the LA Olympics are a rip-off

I grow weary.

🌸🩷

All hail the King.

Øh well, giant-killers Bodø/Glimt exit the Champions League. Well played.

OMG youtu.be/FUBVuvstPCs?...

The Academy added a new competitive category for Best Achievement in Casting this year. 👍🏼Here’s my annual post arguing for best film poster design.

Here's my semi-annual swag post: SELL ME THIS BEANIE AS-IS

The video is an absolute masterpiece, and the (true story) storytelling is incredible. Shot in 1982 at the beginning of MTV's heyday. youtu.be/OOIjcUwiuso?...

I know everything is shit right now, but 'Come Dancing' by the Kinks is an absolute banger. I will not be taking questions at this time.

#USWNT She Believes Cup assistant referee rant–too many incorrect offside calls

It’s March 1 and #USWNT game day!

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com