I know people who still convince themselves that they have to be there and it boggles my mind. It’s not a website with Nazis on it - it’s not even a website that tolerated Nazis - it is an actively *nazi website*. If you wouldn’t be on gab or stormfront, don’t be on twitter.

Imagine what a French judge would do with Trump.

Wait. What? Hinge is down!?

Fairly obvious what happened at the Louvre.

#InMarketing #IMTW

Telling that neither the AI that generated it nor the - presumably - human editor who went ahead and used it noticed that the picture illustrates the very opposite of what the article says: both paths lead to the same place. Maybe we’d screwed either way.

Could it be because it will generate free press coverage? #InMarketing

Buyers of hybrids don’t care. They’re just after cheaper fuel costs.

Not me, that’s for sure. Why anyone would choose to strap a screen (no matter how good that screen is) to their face is beyond me. Bring on Apple Glasses.

Have they not seen Jurassic Park!?

#InMarketing #IMTW

He’s just such a repugnant human being. Not an ounce of class.

#InMarketing #IMTW

*Sigh* If, like me, you miss what Instagram used to be, I can’t recommend @glass.photo highly enough. Just wish they’d add geo-tagging. That would really supercharge discoverability and network growth.

Weren’t they always? The Vision was just a stepping stone to the product people actually want: smart glasses that are actually desirable and functional.

Is it because no one wants to see them?

As if anyone needed a reason to avoid cruise ships at all cost…

The mass affluent space is so tricky. #InMarketing

Thoughts and prayers.

I use this and it’s great. That said, what I did before worked just as well: never answer a call from an unknown number, leave it to voicemail.

It’s just not a nice business.

Just give me Clippy back.

Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t like to brag but…I’ve found the greatest gadget ever made.

“Do you really cast bad spells on people?” I ask Aspinall. “Yes, of course I do. I call it justice,” she replies sassily. “Like, if someone kidnapped, raped and killed my sister, I’d not only hex them. I’d hex their whole family under a dark moon. Fuck. That. Shit.” Thanks for @jemima.bsky.social.

#InMarketing #IMTW

"Meta is preparing to roll out a new subscription service in the UK that will allow users to pay to remove ads from Facebook and Instagram, raising questions about the future of ‘free’ social media." Errr, @cityam.bsky.social, social media was never free. If you're not paying, you're the product.

They’re certainly in need of better comms people…

In the mountains this week and…well, it’s hard not have your chin up…

Gotta say, I don’t hate this idea.

#InMarketing #IMTW

PSA: The Plaza Premium Lounge at Heathrow T5 is the very opposite of premium.

Good question, Apple. I swear, Steve Jobs would never had allowed this mess.

Do the tube drivers realise we don’t actually need tube drivers? Plenty of cities in the world do without them. The tech is available, why hasn’t London implemented it?

Every word needs to earn its place in your copy. Every. Single. Word. #InMarketing

Impeccable timing from @ftweekend.com.

Her name is…Hamburger.

I feel like I’ve been reading this story for a decade.

“The shake-up comes after the German financial watchdog BaFin identified concerns at the company, threatening to hit the bank with fresh sanctions last month — a move that sparked renewed tension between the co-founders and N26’s investors.”

Haven’t even left yet and I’m already longing to return to Provence. #LesGrandesVacances

Final morning walk down to the boulangerie. #LesGrandesVacances begin to draw to a close…

Popped into Aix-en-Provence to see the Cézanne exhibition today. It’s fantastic. On until the 12th of October. Don’t miss it! #LesGrandesVacances

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