I don’t usually post highly compromising information like this on social media but I’d very much like to spread the word to help someone I care deeply about. Even if you can’t help yourself, sharing this link would really mean the world to me. ❤️🐴

I think—I’m gonna be Bojack Horseman for Halloween 😋❤️🐴 Neigh~

This lil’ guys name is ‘Omino’—because he’s my pal 🥹❤️🐴 Neigh~

The best part of the evening is when I get to finally relax, play a game, eat some ‘sugar cubes’, wear my weights, & feel like a heavy-hanging stud 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~

Zebra-meat can be tantalizing—please don’t EAT me 🥴🦓💦 Snort~

I’m a zebra today—& I ain’t lion ‘bout that 😮‍💨🦓💦

It’s the little things in life that make me bray 🥴🦓💦

Stop. Don’t think. Just stare. Watch them wobble. Too-n’-fro. That’s it. Good boy. No more thoughts. Just breathe. There you go. 😵‍💫🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~

When life doesn’t give you lemons, squeeze these instead—you’ll enjoy the treat, trust me 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~

The gravity of the situation is getting kinda’—tense 😮‍💨💦 Thought a pair of well placed horse testicles might ease the atmosphere 🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~

I’m so tired of being d*cked around at work—I can’t quit cause I need the income but I can’t find a job that’s equivalent to what I’m doing now & I’m still supposed to be getting a lay-off notice this week . . . I just want to work & not be constantly worried about what’s happening next . . .

Left work early today. Everyone but 3 people got offer letters for much better pay despite a caveat of less sick/PTO days. I was 1 of 3 who was not hired. Termination letters get sent out on Sept. 2nd or so. Sad horse today.

Don’t worry y’all—I’m hangin’ in there 😵‍💫🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~

Haven’t posted any stable content in quite some time—depression & lay-offs have been rough 😔 This horse is tryin’ his best to remain optimistic & self-sufficient but it has been a hearty struggle . . . Snort~ 😮‍💨🐴💦

I missed national undies day—guess I know what I should take pics of THIS weekend~ 👀🐴💦 Whinny~

Rewatching ‘Bojack Horseman’ w/ my lil’ Bunny & all it’s doing is reminding me how much I wanna kiss Bojack’s stupid, inconsiderate, & narcissistic muzzle; he’s self-sabotage incarnate—and I still want to make him feel better anyway I can 😤😮‍💨😩 Neigh~

Luckily before I got sick, I took some cute work undie selfies the day before . . . I started DYING 🥺🐴💦 Whinny~

This is more or less, the most self-indulgent way I handle my stress—by waving my meat around the stable until someone catches me 😳🐴💦 Whinny~

I hate how candid the lazier shots look when I’m not trying to do too much . . . but hey, at least I can blame my hooves in the end 😮‍💨💦

A mutt-brained pup & I were jokingly coming up with self-proclaimed & horny job/company titles . . . I landed on “Musky & Bloated: Horse Testicles-at-Law” 🥴🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~

This is really just an excuse for me to ask you what you think of our new plant—did ya’ see it? 🌱👀🍑💦 Neigh~

The hope is that they *fit* The reality is that they *stink* The truth is that I’m *high* The conclusion is that you *sniff* 🩲💦😵‍💫👃🏽

Don’t act like I couldn’t see you staring 👀🐴🍑💦 Neigh~

It’s a scorcher out there—wanna chill & play some games with a musky, gaymurr stud? 👀🐴💦 I got some ‘real’ salty snacks for ya’ too~ 🥴🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~

Summer is for jocks, tanks, & tanning 🐴😮‍💨💦 Whinny~

. . . and I’m out of a job again . . . thanks recession related lay-off amidst the declining need for the mental health field—guess there’s gonna’ be one less therapy horse out there for awhile 🐴🥺😔 . . .

With the couple days left of my vacation . . . I gotta’ find time to be a H O R S E . . . 👀🐴💦

Someone made a comment on my shape recently—implying since I’m fairly tall (circumstantially), that I should be fairly fit . . . I’m horse-shaped, can’t you tell? I possess very little tone or definition but I gotta’ whole lotta’ fluff for ya’ to grab onto! 😋❤️🐴💦 Snort~

With all the harm happening in the world, at least work-bathroom selfies help ease the tension when I’m not in the safety of my own stable~ 🥺 . . . don’t mind the wet spot—unless you really want too 😋🐴💦 Whinny~

If you see this, quote this list with your 4 favorite Final Fantasy characters. ~(I had to include at least ONE villain—there’s so many to choose from 😮‍💨 They’re also in order of which games I’ve played sequentially)~

It’s almost like . . . this horse . . . is trying to tell you S O M E T H I N G . . . too bad ya’ don’t speak horse! 🤭🐴💦 Whinny~

Felt like a real good horsie last night thanks to a very cute lil’ bunny . . . 🐰🐴😮‍💨💦 Snort~

Bathroom Selfies Pt. III: “The Secret of The Appaloosa Cider” Neigh~ 😋❤️🐴💦

Speakin’ of peanuts & cracker jacks—why not enjoy a whole set of salted, fresh, & steamy horsie nuts instead?~ 🥴🐴🥜💦 Neigh~

Sounds like you might need some encouragement lil’ buddy—take a look at this, champ! 😋🐴💦 Snort~

If it ever so happens that ya’ see a pent up stud flouncin’ ‘round the stable—why not make yourself useful & offer a nice chest massage?~ I’m sure any hoss would happily oblige your request~ 😮‍💨🐴💦 Whinny~

Think ya’ can help me clean this? 👀🐴💦Snort~

If ya’ ever wanted to watch a stud beat his meat sloppily . . . enjoy a whole-*ss minute of these wobbly horse testicles bouncing ‘round the stable 😮‍💨🐴💦 Whinny~

💦🐎❤️ If ya’ give a horse a ball-weight, He’ll edge until he’s see’in stars in the stable. If ya’ give a horse some nipple pumps, He’ll pump plastic until it splits in his hooves. If ya’ give a horse a tug on his PA, He’s gonna wake the damn farmer with his incessant brayin’! ❤️🐎💦

I cannot for the life of me decide on what kind of gear I’d enjoy other than a full body harness—believe me I L O V E being nude but there has to be something I can wear that’s not a petsuit or latex equivalent . . . I can’t imagine a fursuit body, alongside my hood, would do me any good either 🥺😭

“Tulip fields sway gently, Horse’s grace, serene-breathe, Nature’s gentle pulse.” -Heart & Hooves, 2025 Forgive my callous attempt at a haiku, I was feelin’ it this mornin’. ❤️🐴 Snort~

🔗Steel Cockring🔗 +50% Blood-Lust +12 Potency 💎6g Rounded-Barbell💎 +31 Pleasure -4 Willpower 🐴Bloated Horse Testicles🐴 +75% Chance of Hypnotic Pattern 🐮x2 Nipple Suckers🐮 +62 Sensitivity -14 Intelligence -6 Inhibition . . . Mind if this War-Horse joins your party? 🥺⚔️🐴💦 Snort~

Cloud Coded Characters *(Chronologically-Ordered)

Fun Horse Facts: After bathing, every inch of this horse is coated in coconut oil—you can imagine how difficult it must be to apply with such inflexible hooves 🥺💦 . . . However, it makes inspections so much more flavorful 😮‍💨👅🐴 Whinny~

Can’t a horse use his stall in peace 😳🐴💦 Whinny~

The stable isn’t the worse place to spend the night . . . especially if you’re in need of a horse in the mornin’ 🌾🐴 Neigh~

Honestly, all this AI talk is making me want to practice traditional artwork again . . .

Some of my favs over the years (which definitely includes specific titles from each series) 😋❤️🐴 Neigh~

Good Morning Fellow Stablehands, My job isn’t doing amazing (in relation to funding)—I am quite the worried horse in terms of maintaining a consistent income. In fear of a potential furlough, I’m open to options in alternative sources of income. If anyone has any ideas, I’m all ears!~ (\_/)

Brushy, greasy, clean-y time 😋🐴💦 Neigh~ This is his first conditioning 🥺 I’m so proud of how pretty he looks~ No matter how many times I ‘Neigh’ in this thing (which is rare cause I’m extremely shy 😳), without his mane, Cloud always reminds me of Scooby-Doo~ Hood By: t.co/MPW4kUOijf