I’m officially 32 today—& I am NOT icing my own cakes 😮‍💨🎂🐴💦 Neigh~

Is she the answer to my prayers or the bringer of night-mares . . ? 😳🐴💦 Whinny~

A visitor—in my stall ? . . must be bathing day 😮‍💨🐴💦 Whinny~ 🎨: @skippysbonezone.bsky.social

Feelin’ like I’ll need to be hand-washed later this evening—who knows what the day will have in store 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Would you—ride me into battle? 😮‍💨🐴⛓️💦 Neigh~

It’s been a hot minute—classes started, my internship has begun, & I haven’t had time for much else other than focusing on the present . . . I had some content I wanted to share for a while, that a friend helped curate so—I’ll start there . . . ❤️ 🐴 Neigh~

Year of the H O R S E ‘ D 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

HAPPY HORSE YEAR 🥰❤️🐴

In honor of the Year of The Horse—I figured we should start out with a 💥 B A N G 💥 Happy New Year’s Eve y’all & here’s to hopin’ I’ll be gettin’ the privacy in my stable back soon . . . 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

In preparation for the Year of the Horse—have some zeeb-inspired meat 😋🐴💦 Whinny~

Well—how else am I supposed to get your attention? 👀🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~

You can lead a horse to water—just to stop & stare if you’d like 👀🐴🍩🥚🥚💦 Snort~

Rarely do I repost art but F*CK—whose a horse hafta’ blow for some stablehands ‘round here 😮‍💨🐴🍩💦 Snort~

Post your favorite nude of 2025! You can only pick one . . . It was difficult but 2026 is gonna’ be the year I work on accepting my body 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

Happy Horsemas Eve! 😮‍💨💦 May your sacs remain bloated & your stables abundantly overflowing with the scent of studs, mares, & hay 🥰❤️🐴 Neigh~

Happy Holidays—stablehands! Don’t forget to visit the nearest stable & spread some warm, holiday cheer all over the hay-strewn floor . . . 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

It’s actually quite fun to put on clothes—when your eventual goal is to peel them back off later . . . 😮‍💨🐴💦 Whinny~

I love Grecian-style horses—they’re quite persuasive & highly trustworthy . . . 🥰❤️🐴 Neigh~

If you’ve never had horse-meat—I won’t tell the farmer if you won’t, kiddo 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

EPILEPSY WARNING: FLASHING/FLICKERING LIGHTS Rather than roastin’ some chestnuts—perhaps, you’d like to keep these horse-nuts toasty & warm in your muzzle?~ 🥴🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~

What kind of toys did you ask for—this year? 🎁👀🐴💦 Neigh~

Blinders are meant to keep equine focused on the task at hand—it seems you’ll be helping fulfill that duty this time of year 😮‍💨🐴💦 Whinny~

Nothing better than to lie down—in one’s out stable, after a full day of chomping hay & kickin’ posts . . . 😤😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

For those equestrian aficionados amongst us—do you enjoy petting horses from the front or from the back, more?~ 🤔🐴💦 Neigh~

Hoof-five kiddo—ya’ ready for your check-up? 👀🩺🐴💦 Whinny~

A friendly pup & I were arguing about the differences in opinion on the trepidation of being CAUGHT for NOISY pleasure versus the THRILL of being WATCHED in earnest—I argued that both could be enjoyable 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Some unsung ex-work related nudes & a few extras from last nights romp in the stable 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

When a horse walks into a bar(n), it’s always about the long face—never about the—well—ya’ get the joke 😋🐴💦 Neigh~

Is—this what you’re staring at? 👀💦 It ain’t even hard yet, cutie 😮‍💨🐴 Snort~

Don’t forget to give your horses nice soft blankets to stay bundled during the harsher coming Winter months—robes work just as robustly.

Most farm-goers tend to get straight to work upon entering the stables—as you can imagine, the scent is far more alluring than the sounds alone & are a universal sign of ‘attention-seeking’ behavior 🥴🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~

Some impromptu horse meat—courtesy of not having my tripod handy 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

This should literally be IMPOSSIBLE with hooves but—here’s where stablehands come into play 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Whoever invented plastic breeding sleeves—for horses—I don’t think there’s enough energy in my lifetime to thank them properly 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

Dithering or not—don’t they look like fun to flop ‘round in your own palm? 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~

Despite having deceivingly, disruptive hooves—at least I stay on brand 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

*twitch* 💦 *pucker* 🍩 *snort* 😮‍💨

For any fans of the stable & aspiring stablehands: Neigh 🐴 Snort 💦 Whinny 🍩 Bray 🥕 Huff 🐎

It’s n-not my fault you left this in my st-stable—what’d you expect me to do, not u-use it for hours 🤤🐴💦 Whinny~

Horses weren’t meant for clothing—this is just being polite 😋🐴🍩💦 Neigh~

When you’ve spent all day in the field—there’s nothing like an undisturbed nap to help alleviate the worries of the waking day 😮‍💨🐴 Whinny~

Zootopia 2 inspired me to make some content this week 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

If the horse doesn’t catch ya’ staring—it’s not considered rude to give him a big ol’ casual sniff—careful though . . . ya’ wouldn’t want to accidentally make him aware of your presence 😤🐴💦 Snort~

Winter weight & the last of the work bathroom selfie(s); hafta’ find some new things to post—for posterity 😮‍💨🐴💦

One more day & then I can rest—I’m in the homestretch & they’re doing everything they possibly can to disrupt my flow at work . . . I’m literally just a day away from this toxic cesspool of mistrust & abuse—at the time of this post, I have upwards of 140 clients to transfer 😣🐴💦 Whinny~

“H-Help out a steed in need?” 🥴🐴💦 Whinny~ This piece was curated by the hung & talented bsky.naudiz.dog

Welcome to your first introduction into the world of Equine Therapy . . . Now take a hold of these & tell me what’s been on your mind, champ— 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~

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Of course I’m certified—if you’re referring to Equine Therapy, that is 👀🐴💦 Whinny~

This isn’t what I meant when I asked to be ‘locked-up all night in the stable’ . . . 🔒😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~