My Distant Cousin was Stick Stickly

Age Verification I predate the first episode of the Simpsons by two months

The only thing I want out of life is to start a podcast so I can share my love for my hobbies with the world. Like, stuff like X-Men, Power Rangers, Calvin & Hobbes, Wrestling These are things I love so much that it causes me depression to keep that love all to myself

The World Will Be a Better Place If We Abolish Professional Sports Altogether I Said what I Said

I never thought I would find something that would fill the void once I caught up with @xplainthexmen.bsky.social, but these ladies are pretty awesome and y’all should give them a listen

Eight (sometimes 12) borderline Ethnic Stereotypes in a Martial Arts Tournament run by a Mike Tyson Clone, a Matador Serial Killer, A Giant with an Eye Patch and Raul Julia. If your score is high enough, the world’s angriest Ginger shows up and kicks Raul Julia’s Ass

Don’t kid yourselves people. Dipshit Logan is just trying to save face

It’s the robot version of that one Castlevania boss

Wonder Man should have had a post credits singer that read “Josh Gad Will Return in Avengers Doomsday”

WE NEED IT!!!!

They did it. It took 45 years, but they finally did it. After countless attempts to reinvent the wheel with new reboots of wildly varying quality, they finally got back to basics and JUST DID THE MUPPET SHOW AGAIN and it is amazing.

Senator, I served with The Muppet Show. I knew The Muppet Show. The Muppet Show was a friend of mine. Senator, the new reboot ***IS*** THE MUPPET SHOW.

The World Would Be a Better Place if We Abolished Professional Sports, The Fashion Industry and ICE

Chappel Roan can wear whatever the fuck she wants I just hope she’s warm enough

In honor of the Retirement of AJ Styles, I would like to share the only meme I ever made that went semi-viral

I am gutted by the passing of Catherine O’Hara Sally is a character who means a great deal to me for very personal reasons and it is devastating that he voice is no longer with us

If this new Muppet show is a hit, one guest star we absolutely need is Chris Jericho, because we NEED Fozzie to Perform with Fozzy

“Ain’t no boys here… just grown men… with grown men money… and grown men bullets.”

The Following is an Appreciation Thread for my Favorite podcast, @xplainthexmen.bsky.social 🧵

Hey Friends Do you love Pro Wrestling? Do you love crossovers between famous fictional Characters? Do you love being part of a fun and respectful community where folks with mutual interests can come together and talk about their nerdy interests.

Then I humbly invite you to Join my Discord Server, home to Fiction Fight Forever Wrestling. All your favorite characters in a Pro Wrestling type setting, where the community can vote on the outcomes of the matches. DM me if you’re interested, I would love to grow our community.

A movie with Irish dancing vampires now has more Oscar nominations than any movie in history. Sometimes - very rarely, but sometimes - the world gets it right.

Meanwhile, at the board of Peace

I love him, but he smells and will drink all my beer I don’t actually have any beer, but he’ll find a way

Off the top of my head

I just want people to want to be my friend

People really need to get it through their head that this hasn’t been about Democrats vs Republicans for a Long Time This is about Decency and Humanity vs Trump

Republicans: Everyone should die. Leftists: No one should die. Oh wait, people already died? Well then fuck it, we've already failed, everyone may as well die. Normal people: What if we choose the option most likely to cause the fewest deaths going forwa-- Leftists: GENOCIDER!!!

I was today years old when I realized Jim Davis is still alive That’s neat

I hated Scott Adams But I hate Cancer way more That is my only comment on the subject

Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else’s dreams?

Chicks Dig Giant Robots

For the record, I do not believe reading the source material should be a prerequisite for enjoying an adaptation, but it CAN give you a better understanding of who this character is and what they’re all about

Anyone who Hated She-Hulk has never read a She-Hulk comic in their life

No Sir, All Thirteen

I’m actually super sad that I’ll soon be caught up on @xplainthexmen.bsky.social I should do something for when that finally happens, that podcast literally got me through some of the worst times in my life

Can Relate My Politics can basically be summed up by the Interview scene in the 2025 James Gunn Superman Movie

He’s an evil genocidal God, but he seems like he’d be a blast to hang out with

As much as I wish it was my articles, it’s probably this semi-viral meme I made back in 2018

One Thousand Years Ago Superstition and the Sword Ruled It Was a Time of Darkness It Was a World of Fear It Was the Age, Of GARGOYLES