This might piss people off, but it's true and more of us should say it: so far, Dems in office and the "shitlibs" who vote for them have had a way WAY better track record on trans rights than social media lefter-than-thous with empty words who refuse to vote blue. And it's not particularly close.

This 😤

It's very simple: the Democrats have already automatically "earned my vote" for the foreseeable future, and they have done so by being better than the Republicans on literally every issue. Very VERY low bar, I know, but in my lifetime the Dems have had an absolutely flawless record of clearing it.

I believe I speak for the entire #OnePiece fandom when I say: OH NO HE’S HOT!!!

I believe I speak for the entire #OnePiece fandom when I say: OH NO HE’S HOT!!!

I mean… Yeah

I haven’t even started

Oh, I’m about to be a real asshole!

Oh Go Fuck Yourself. All you had to do was swallow your goddamn pride and vote for the Mayonnaise. I hope all the people who die in Iran, all my trans loved ones losing their rights and all the people killed by ICE were worth it so you could pat yourself on the back.

I am so sick of all this “Kamala did this” “Kamala didn’t do enough to get elected” Kamala Harris does not matter, she never did I don’t care if the opposing candidate is a jar of Spoiled Mayonnaise. If the alternative is Donald Trump, SWALLOW YOUR FUCKING PRIDE AND VOTE FOR THE MAYONNAISE!

Sweet Fancy Moses!

Could y'all do me a huge favor and turn "CANDIDATES ARE NOT CONSUMER PRODUCTS, JEREMY" into a meme? Pretty please?

Fuck Harry Potter and the TERF Bitch it Rode in on, Watch Gargoyles instead!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Beast!

My cousin is Stick Stickley

I’m going to Die

On my Discord, I’ve been Marathoning the James Bond Series. Here is my official Ranking of the Connery Era 1. Goldfinger 2. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 3. Diamonds are Forever 4. Dr. No 5. From Russia with Love 6. You Only Live Twice 7. Thunderball

I also ranked the villains 1. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service) 2. Auric Goldfinger (Goldfinger) 3. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Diamonds are Forever) 4. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (You Only Live Twice) 5. Dr. No (Dr. No) 6. Rosa Klebb (From Russia with Love) 7. Emilio Largo (Thunderball)

Too Easy

I also ranked the villains 1. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service) 2. Auric Goldfinger (Goldfinger) 3. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Diamonds are Forever) 4. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (You Only Live Twice) 5. Dr. No (Dr. No) 6. Rosa Klebb (From Russia with Love) 7. Emilio Largo (Thunderball)

On my Discord, I’ve been Marathoning the James Bond Series. Here is my official Ranking of the Connery Era 1. Goldfinger 2. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 3. Diamonds are Forever 4. Dr. No 5. From Russia with Love 6. You Only Live Twice 7. Thunderball

Bonus Villains Edition 1. Hellfire (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 2. Shiny (Moana) 3. Be Prepared (The Lion King) 4. Gaston (Beauty & The Beast) 5. Friends on the Other Side (The Princess & The Frog)

1. Stand Out (A Goofy Movie) 2. I Won’t Say I’m In Love (Hercules) 3. Lost In The Woods (Frozen II) 4. I’ll Make a Man Out of You (Mulan) 5. Almost There (The Princess & The Frog)

Okay, I still say Toy Story 5, much like Toy Story 4 before it, has zero reason to exist. That said, the trailer did kinda win me over

A-X-E-L

Pay a Man Enough, and He’ll Walk Barefoot into Hell

Every Time Nightcrawler Teleports, he reminds you that he is a Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Chicks Dig Giant Robots

Come Election Season, if the Alternative is Trump, I will cast my vote for the other option regardless of who it is If you have an issue with that, There’s the door

As a life long X-Men fan, agreeing so whole heartedly with someone named “Senator Kelly” feels weird, but I like this guy. If he ran for President, well… he seems better than Newsom at least

I gotta get my mind off this political nightmare we’re all in before I fucking lose it

Abolish ICE and Professional Football

I went to the same High School as Trey Anastasio

Aw Shoot Gotta Go, My ride’s Here

Why do the Bots keep insisting on messaging me

The McNugget Buddies Always thought they were some shifty fuckers

I agree with Mitt Romney I AGREE WITH MITT ROMNEY It is a Clear Indicator that we have hit Rock Bottom when MITT FUCKING ROMNEY is making sense. Now excuse me, I’m going to throw up for the next solid fifteen minutes

I’m such a basic bitch, but fuck it, I like Phantom