I am starting a movie at eleven p.m.

Point of Grace workshopping the bridge.

It's pretty awesome that the Mariners have advanced to the playoffs! Is Randy Johnson still pitching?

The U.S. president to the rest of the United Nations:

Sucks to be you! I got the Disney price-hike email BEFORE it was cool (last week, Sept 16th). 💅🏻

I couldn't remember the name of the white Chex, so I told my kid he had a choice of Corn, Wheat, or Hay.

I used to think Paul in his letter to Galatians was full of happy, inspiring verses, but no no, He MAD. 😂

Discovery has the most bonkers storylines out of all the other Star Trek shows combined.

I would like to follow this up with a Swedish study I encountered that tracked children born between 1995-2019 (that's a sample size of 2,480,797). Screenshots below are of the post I found about it. See a link to the study in the next post. I found it quite reader-friendly.

Jesus in the upper room talking about the new covenant in his blood.

Regarding Tylenol + autism, I swear that sometime between 2016-2019, there WAS a study or class action lawsuit re: Tylenol and its association with autism or ADHD or something. I remember, because I was either pregnant at the time, or just done being pregnant, so these studies got marketed to me.

Mom Lunch™

It doesn't make sense to me that Starfleet can transport people to their ship simply by a person on the comms saying "two to beam out." Okay, which two beings? two humans? A Klingon masquerading as a human? A human and a plant? Did you mean that rock? The transporter room needs more data.

Tinder be like:

Me, watching geese flying south to Mexico right now:

Is this too many DVDs to pack for a 4-day weekend? 🤔

There is no running water in Paradise. Please turn in your Bibles to...

What's your favorite solitaire card game? I like Gaps, Golf, a variant I made up called Mystery Golf, and one of which I don't know the name but we call it Snake.

Bison bison bison.

"Your ass is grass!" "Thanks for noticing. I've made it a habit of touching grass every day."

The weather today is deliciously grey.

Literally whistling in the dark tonight (toasting a bagel in a dark kitchen). Charles Wallace would quietly walk up to each of us and slip his hand in ours, ya know?

I wore a sweatshirt outside today!

Small potato tonight, but it's heavy being in a politically mixed household sometimes.

I can't imagine having to be a social media moderator on days like this. Awful stuff.

You can find me in the club.

You haven't truly lived until you've opened up a Puyallup Fair Fisher Scone, added cream cheese and red pepper flakes, and plopped two eggs on top.

Watching Gladiator II: 2 Gladi, 2 Ator. It's not as bad as I heard it would be (so far). It took me awhile to figure out where I'd seen Joseph Quinn before.

Hi, yes, Costco? I'd like to please speak to a manager about the Kirkland Signature toilet paper perforation as of late.

Since when did disc drives disappear from all laptops?? 😭 That is non-negotiable for me! How else am I supposed to watch LotR Extended Edition while on a trip? My wedding photos are on discs! How do they expect me to download Microsoft Office? MYST? Earthworm Jim??

We're looking into investments and I hate it; I hate it all.

I am halfway through editing down my kids' clothes, and I have REGERTS starting this project.

The To Road Luxury.

Goal: Do NOT cry about school safety at the back-to-school night.

No new pictures; where are you mentally?

My 4.5 year old son keeps calling me beautiful granola, so... 💅🏻

Middle Class Mullins.

Manslaughterers.

Pro tip: If you leave the clean clothes in the laundry basket long enough, your family will whittle it down to a smaller folding pile. 😎

One holy, plastic, and apostolic Church.

The title of this article is a recession indicator.

The Farthest Away From Home I've Ever Bean: N: Grouse Mountain, BC, Canada E: Amsterdam Airport, Netherlands S: Guadalajara, Mexico W: Hanalei, Hawaii

Trying something new today: building a puzzle from the middle out instead of starting with the edge pieces.

Milk in tea truther. Nonfat yogurt denier.

The Annie's Mac cheese powder pouch changing to a plasticky material is a recession indicator.

Hey girl, are you suffering from the effects of high altitude? Because your whole vibe is SICK.

Soulja Boy George Michael B Jordan B Peterson Brothers. Have we done this already?

Finished Andor S2 a couple nights ago. You all aren't going to like my assessment.

Garlic Nostril.

My biggest contribution to society is neatly folding the air out of a ziplock baggie before closing it.