We're going to need a bigger boat to deal with Trump's swamp... 🐊🦎🦆 #TrumpsSwamp #FDT #TrampThing Glorious projections by @ VJayBombs

Did you put on the "freshman 15"... 10 years ago? Is your coping mechanism reruns of the Great British Bake Off? Well we get it, queen. 😞 Have we got the motivation for you! 😲 Your new motivation for hitting the gym is outliving a fascist dictator! 🎉🥳 Now that's motivation! #DementiaDonnie #FDT

President Barack Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize on December 10th, 2009. It was a much deserved award for his international extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. #BarackObama

📢 They're scraping Trump off the Kennedy Center! Quick, someone use AI to animate the falling of the letters like a Walmart rollback animation when struck with Judge Cooper's gavel. 👀 🍿🍾 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bslw... #FDT #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #NoKings

We ♥️ NYC too! 🫡 #KnicksVsSpurs #HumanityVsFacism #CholesterolVsArteries #FDT #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles

The similarities are remarkable. Perhaps this will keep Dozy Don's eyes open a little longer... 😴 💤 #DimentiaDon #DozyDon #250AndNowThis? #FDT

Tulsa Gabbard have become the most recent cabinet-level Trump official to leave the administration. No word yet on where in Russia she plans to move to. 🇷🇺 Anyone else notice that it's always women leaving Trump's cabinet and not incompetent men? 💁 #ComradeTulsi #FDT Reporting @ TheRavennaReport

Happy Monday morning! Don't forget to fight fascism and the oligarchy! ✊ #FDT #EatTheRich #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #DementiaDon

📣 Women of America! Tell us, do you feel "under-babied"? Dr Oz Extraordinaire thinks so! 😳😳😳 #IncelsAmongUs #DrOzIsAFruitcake #FDT

Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful mothers out there! 💐 Except for these horrible, repulsive few. Apparently, even Nazis had mothers. 💁 Regrettable history by @ mermaidmamamaggie #MothersDay #SomeShouldHaveBeenSwallowed

Monday is here. Have you prepared for the onslaught of the MAGA Chads and Karens that will tried to convince you to use our taxes to pay for his Big Beautiful Ballpit? 🦜🗣️ Ready yourselves... 🧘 Manifesting by @ carly_christopher #CrisisActor #FDT #ManifestingTheBigBeautifulO 🤞

The Kansas Legislature is burning the midnight oil to overturn more vetoes of the Governor and find new ways to screw over everyday Kansans. As the night drags on, we send out this heartfelt message to the Kansas Republican leadership...

We're back! Apologies, but we got a little busy there. 🥵 Did we miss much? 💁 Donnie shit himself on live TV? Not surprised. 🤦 He started another war? Didn't Kamala predict it? 🤬 He ran out of Viagra and bombed a girl's school? Well, that's a new one. #DementiaDon #ImpeachTrump #25thNOW @andr3wsky

The confirmation hearing continues with professional plumber and amateur Senator Neckbeard Mullins (R-Okie) dancing his way out of everything he's said about anything, ever. 🕺 He's #1 in the #2 business. #MullinsHearing #PotomacTwoStep #UnfitToLead

Canada Greenland Venezuela Iran Ecuador ⬆️⬆️⬆️ All DISTRACTIONS to keep billionaire pedophiles out of jail. Don't get distracted. #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles

World peace could be had if more people followed Nikki Osborne's advice! Especially in the Kansas Republican Supermajority. Sage advice from @ nikkiosborneofficial #BushBarbie #ProctorsMomShouldHaveSwallowed

When they tell you who they are, BELIEVE THEM. Tiny cuff model @ mermaidmamamaggie #GangOfPedophiles #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT #EveryRepublicanAccusationIsAConfession

I don't want to make history. I don't want to be the only woman. I want to be one of many. #InternationalWomensDay

Buh bye, puppy killer! Your alleged office beau Corey Lewandowski is going to be crushed, no longer having those long, romantic flights off into the sunset on a $70 million dollar 737 Max. But beforewarned, her replacement is worse. 🤦 #ICEBarbie #PuppyKiller Creative animator @ lilnickmuller

Our cowardly Republican supermajority overruled Gov Kelly's veto of the latest anti-trans hate bill in Kansas. Now trans persons who updated their driver's license are being ordered to surrender their license or risk jail. This is what they chose to focus on. Pissed off @ TransLovingMama

Oh look! Something we’ve never seen before: a man telling women they’re crazy for getting upset about men laughing at the expense of other women. "You need to lighten up" and "it was just a joke” and "not that big of a deal." 🙄💁 #RealMenSupportWomen #WomenInSports Truth bomb by @ run_sabrina

This is what misogyny looks like. 💁 Congratulations to the US Women's Hockey Team for their outstanding achievement and strong moral character. They've made us proud. 🏒 #WomensHockey #WinterOlympics

BREAKING: Republicans are weaponizing passenger delays to pressure the Senate into approving DHS funding by shutting down TSA Pre and Global Entry. ✈️ Neither program costs DHS money, and both actually save taxpayers and airlines money. #ImpeachTrump #FuckICE #EndDHS Reporting by @ perezbrenna!

RFK Jr and Kid Rock dazzled us with their fitness skills recently. Comment sections have been running wild since the video of Flatman and Dopin' appeared. 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Tell us, what's your favorite? Meth Leopard? Motley Ew? STD Speedwagon? 😂 #SecondhandCringe #CartelCrackALot #JackAndCocaine

BREAKING: JD Vance And members of Trump's cabinet have been attacked with a chemical agent. Reporting indicates that Rubio shrank three sizes that day, JD's eyeliner ran when he saw the puddle on the couch, and Pam Bondi no longer has a sense of smell. 💩 #TrumpCarpetbombedTheOval 🤢 #FDT

Just think, there are millions of pages that they refuse to release, and redactions of predator names that they're protecting that we don't yet know. DJT's name appears in the files to date 38,000 times. According to Rep Raskin, 1 million times in the ambidacted files. #RepublicansProtectPedofiles

Happy President's Day to everybody but this guy. Because 47 - 45 equals an IQ of 2. 🖕🖕 #PresidentsDay #ImpeachTheBum #FDT

Here's your Happy Valentines from the Trump Administration. Hope you saved up! 💓 Valentine’s Day costs are up a total of 15.3%. 📈 96% of tariff costs are picked up by American consumers and companies. 💰 But it’s cool: Musk & Bezos are doing just fine. 🏖️ Report by @ dangerousones #TrumpVD #FDT

Bad Bunny killed it! A phenomenal performance filled with Puerto Rico culture and history. And the MAGA alt halftime? A dismal display of bigotry and hate. #SnowFlakeHalfTime

Perpetually angry oompa loompa Gregory Bovino got dwarf tossed out of a bar in Las Vegas. No, that's not a new act on the Vegas Strip. 😆 Sometimes throwing the baby out with the bath water is intentional. 💁 (read this while thinking of the song The Lollipop Guild) #Bovino #FDT #FuckICE

Do you long for the days when being conservative just meant hating gays? Do you remember when Uncle Bill was just a closeted racist and not an insurrectionist that stormed the capital on J6? Make conservatives conservative again 💁 #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT Musical stylings by @ 2krispii

Can you guess who's not in the Trumpstein Files? #EpsteinFiles #TrumpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT

🎤 Oh, I DO NOT CARE. I will continue to say abolish 🧊 and no human is “illegal”. And bring Liam Ramos home. “Stay Outta Politics” will be available on all streaming platforms Feb 6. Find & follow @ DadGotBars everywhere. #BringLiamHome #FuckICE #FDT

Need some good trouble for this bitterly cold weekend? We've got you covered! Go be PETTTTTY 😎 #MichelleObama #MelaniaWasAnUnlawfulImmigrant #Becoming #Netflix #Petty #FDT Creative petty genius @ hot.takes.politics.girl

KS representatives Susan Humphries and Bob Lewis have anointed themselves to be the Bathroom Police. Or more accurately, KS' own Bathroom Gestapo because occupants challenged on their gender will have to produce their papers under a bill that was passed late last night by the KS Legislature. 1/5

Shocker to Republicans, but yes Democrats own guns too. The difference is our self-worth isn't derived from a romantic hero complex fetish with our firearms to make up for rampant inadequacy. 💁 🤏 #GOPInadequacy #SmallManComplex

Shocker to Republicans, but yes Democrats own guns too. The difference is our self-worth isn't derived from a romantic hero complex fetish with our firearms to make up for rampant inadequacy. 💁 🤏 #GOPInadequacy #SmallManComplex

Taxpayer-funded domestic terrorist organization ICE murdered another bystander in Minnesota over the weekend. Alex Pretti, a VA ICU nurse, was executed by ICE cowards as he lay unarmed on the ground. Impeach and charge Noem and Trump. Fuck ICE. #FuckICE #ImpeachTrump #FDT #ICEDomesticTerrorists

Through rain, sleet, snow, or ICE! Not all heroes were caped. Some deliver the mail. 🫡 #FuckICE #FDT #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles

Morons. Imbeciles. Clueless knuckle draggers. That's who's running this country. Scott Bessent on Fox: “Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes.” Folks with retired parents, how many homes did they purchase for their retirement? 12?! #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Our nation stands on a precipice. Do we stand and fight for the least among us, to protect our neighbors from harm, and in the name of righteous justice? Or do we turn a blind eye to cruelty, hate, and injustice? 1/2

⏰Follow along to see how a typical ICE professional starts their day. Personal hygiene and wiping away fingerprints are a must! 🔫 #FuckICE #UnfitForDuty #PeakedInHighSchool #TrumpsGestapo #ReneeNicoleGood #ICEIsADomesticTerroristOrganization

🌈 This Is what Republicans think Democrats are like! For breakfast we have a balanced meal of clinical grade antidepressants, adderall, and estrogen. Thanks, Obamacare! #FDT Hilarious creators @ itsadamm, victoriaflynncomedy, hannahb.elmont, definitelytallaclay, andresmerloscomedy, calmnesa

For months, an ICE agent at a detention facility in Louisiana repeatedly raped an immigrant woman held in the facility. Other guards were enlisted as lookouts. The victim endured the abuse in order to communicate with her daughter on the outside. #FuckICE #ICEIsADomesticTerroristOrganization #FDT

BREAKING: Trump's latest effort to distract from the #SaschaRiley interviews and Trump's appearances in the #EpsteinFiles, the US is now set to bomb Iran. *DISTRACTION* Trump appears so often in the Epstein files that they are really the #TrumpsteinFiles. #FDT Reporting by @ kikihq_

Announcer: YOU LOSE! 🎶

BREAKING: It’s undeniable. ICE agents have a notable deficiency. 😱 Their Napoleon-level anger makes so much more sense now. #PitoPequeño #PeneMicroscópico 🤏🏻 Magnifying glass investigation by @ mermaidmamamaggie 🔎🧐

✅ Did you peak in high school? ✅ Is your shoe size larger than your IQ? ✅ Have you ever shot a puppy? ✅ Do you think LDL is a band? ✅ Are you threatened by women in minivans? ✋DJT needs you 🫵. Sign up for ICE today! #TrumpsGestapo #ICEAreDomesticTerrorists #FDT Creator @ lilnickmuller

Yikes that’s unfortunate. 💁 #ICEAreDomesticTerrorists #FDT Creator @ mollz_martini

As we head into the 2nd week of 2026, take a few minutes to pour cold beverage, collect your thoughts, and relax. But remember, don't put ice in your drink. Because fuck ICE. Truth Teller - Dana Gold @ dgcomedy #ICEMurderedReneeNicoleGood #FuckICE