APOLOGIES FOR MY DELAYED RETURN! REST ASSURED, MY ABSENCE WAS IN TOTAL VAIN! I HAVE ZERO NEW THOUGHTS OR OPINIONS, OTHER THAN BEING ABLE TO FULLY EXPRESS MYSELF WITH MY LOVE FOR MY BULMA! I LOVE TAKING BATHS WITH MY WIFE!

HAHA! MR. DURST, YOU PUT IT SO ELOQUENTLY! I DO WANT TO "BREAK STUFF"!

YOU MAY THINK THAT UPON MASTERY OF THE THIRD LEVEL OF SUPER-SAIYAN, THAT ALL HAIRS GROW TO UNNATURAL SIZE, BUT THIS IS WRONG! IT REMOVES ANY AND ALL BALL AND ASS HAIR AS A RESULT OF THE SHEER POWER OF THE TRANSFORMATION!

I LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON!

IS REPAIRING MY HAIRLINE BEYOND SHENRON'S POWERS?

I AM AT ROSHI'S HOUSE FOR THE "HOLIDAYS!" WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING!

JUST LOOKED AT TRUNKS' BIOLOGY HOMEWORK AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF READING THE WORD CELL

I HOPE TRUNKS PASSES ALL OF HIS FINALS IN A FLASH! I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE MYSELF!

I SEE! SO ITS LIKE A SENZU BEAN!

BULMA TOLD ME I NEED TO GIVE TRUNKS THE BIRDS AND BEES TALK. I'LL GIVE ALL OF YOU A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!

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SAT ON MY BALL #YEOWCH!

I'M OVULATING!

I HOPE IM ON THE NICE LIST THIS YEAR

KAKAROT'S SON SENT TRUNKS THIS. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT!

I SAW MASTER ROSHI INSTRUCTING KRILLIN ON THE "PINCH AND ROLL"!!! IF ITS SUCH A STRONG TECHNIQUE, MAYBE I SHOULD TRAIN MYSELF!!

IT IS COLD OUTSIDE! BULMA HAS MADE ME A DOPE COAT! FLEXING THE CAPSULE CORP SHIT LIKE VLONE!

EVEN THOUGH I AM ALSO ROUGHLY 58 YEARS OLD I WOULD NOT FIGHT MIKE TYSON. HE WOULD DOG THE FUCK OUT OF ME. MAY-HAPS HE BE MY NEW GRAND VIZIER!

THIS BEAUTIFUL PICTURE I FOUND ON THE "INTERNET" REMINDS ME OF TRAINING WITH MY SON TRUNKS!