Changed the couch for the bed today!!! Mainly cause of my newly installed ceiling fan!! 🙌

So... after being out all day... hot, sweaty, hungry and tired... came home to take a long shower... scrub my tiny little body with my honey sugar scrub and now relaxing my feet with a foot mask!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Day 2!!! Plus my hundo from yesterday!!!

Not the best... but not bad! 🙌

Ali Wong was amazing tonight!!! Ive loved her since forever! So im so happy I got to see her live! She added a second show cause she sold out so fast... its what she deserves!!! And...

Morning Beautifuls!!! I want to stay home all day snacking... but its PokemonGO Fest today!!! So ill have to be out and under the sun all day!

BAM!!! 💥

BAM!!! 💥

Heading out for some pizza... and change tires... but mainly pizza!!!

Oh shit! Its Wednesday, was suppose to be the other hump!:😬

After 8+ hours standing... All I want is to be a couch potato!!!

After 8+ hours standing... All I want is to be a couch potato!!!

Everybody shut up!!!

How is this the first time I listen to this song!? It's so beautiful!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Psssst... hey... I love you queers!!! 😘🥰

I don't want to do today... too hangover... too hot!!!

Got drunk! Now I need cuddles!!

I might need to start playing this game!!!

Survived my first day shift!! 💪 And gay powers restored!!! ✂️

Survived my first day shift!! 💪 And gay powers restored!!! ✂️

Fresh off the freezer!!! 🤤😍

Thought I would give you a visual of how I've been for the past damn fucking hellish days!!

This movie scared the fuck out of me! But it's soooo good!!!

Thought I would give you a visual of how I've been for the past damn fucking hellish days!!

Bali trip fully booked!!!

All of you that were asking for summer!!! I hate you!!!

I just woke up and I bet my gayness that I just passed out!!!

Made a quick dance video for you all! (Thank the half edible I took last night! Lol) 😅☺️ Happy Friday!!!😎

Its fucking 35°C inside my apartment!!! Its cooler outside than in here!!! 🤬🤬🤬

I hate summer... its too hot and cant sleep... but sometimes... *I love summer! *boys playing volleyball shirtless and short swim shorts!

How bout some outdoor hump!!! #HumpDay

How bout some outdoor hump!!! #HumpDay

If being sexy was a crime... ill be in jail!... for tax evation!

Everybody is wearing sandals or flip flops... and the whole train smells like feet!!!

I think im dying!

Burnt my fingers in the stove top! 🥺😔🤬

Daddies!!!

Not that you noticed... but... I'm back! 😅

Oh! Back for #FCF? Groundbreaking!!

Oh! Back for #FCF? Groundbreaking!!

Not that you noticed... but... I'm back! 😅

Just lost my closest friend from college to cancer. Mother fucker sneak up on her and passed away one week after diagnosis! She had such a beautiful soul!!! ❤️‍🩹

This video I found of Ariana Grande first live performance of "hate that i made you love me" is giving me so much FOMO!!! I didn't get tickets! 😫 She sounds amazing!!!

This video I found of Ariana Grande first live performance of "hate that i made you love me" is giving me so much FOMO!!! I didn't get tickets! 😫 She sounds amazing!!!

This is the first social media space that I see people talk about the Tonys!!!

This was such a fun movie!!! Camp, stupid, funny and hot cast!!! Loved it!!! And that after credit scene!!! Can't wait!!! 😍

You dont know it... but yesterday I was showing my boner from this same place!!! 🙈😅

You dont know it... but yesterday I was showing my boner from this same place!!! 🙈😅