Yes! okay??? Yes!!! I Admit!!! I Can Only Fuck It From The Front!!! Are You Happy Now???

(dance with the devil piano intro starts playing) i once knew a fella, whos real name was charles j kirk

ARTISTS!!! START USING CHARLIE KIRK'S VISAGE TO ASCRIBE TO A CHARACTER A SENSE OF UNEASE, IMMORALITY, AND WICKED INFLUENCE

"How long will the casket hold? How long will the old home hold? How many hands will have have touched me? How many eyes shut? only two" - Sleeping With Strangers by Car Seat Headrest

i can feel my grief in the front of my nose

i choose to love everyone i love. they're all choices i am making when speaking, but what i'm thinking is love should come like a thirst, now.

"Love isn't love enough Love isn't love at all" - Hey, Space Cadet by Car Seat Headrest

im like the #2 most emotional person in my friend group and #1 and i are the only ones capable of defending GCTOPIA

my whole life is for teh lolz

"i guess it must have been my fault i must have missed the warning" Jus' Tired, Car Seat Headrest

you hear a lot of "my partner" and not so much of "my spouse" nbs take notice of this. reflect.

ok fine, maybe i do have empathy. maybe i even have "a lot" of it.

i just wanna be magically taller for sexual and societal reasons is that so much to ask

turning on my location on instagram maps and just lettin the opposition go crazy on my ass. i dont care anymore.

chud world, real chud world, them boys coal, me im groyper know im in the mines tryna see a gem alert tonight, uh, tonight, uh, tonight move soy cus you incredibly gassed up late so you'll make the thread mad life is a trvke so before the truth blast, get right, uh, get right, uh, get right

Oops! I forgot to announce the new album here! (late some time) NEXT YEAR THERE WILL BE A NEW NOVEMBER SUITE RECORD! IT'S CALLED "STRANGE DUPLEXES"! It's much more acoustic than Exotic Matters, and people keep crying when I play them demos, so I hope you all like it!

im the last tru sapiophile from an era forgotten and obscured by the polycule industry

who in prophet muhammed's name (peace be upon him) DARES fucking ascribe NEW JERSEY-NESS to my FRIDAY AFTERNOON

"And when im in bed, im dead no one can check my pulse and so instead my head begs not to be so full" Maud Gone by Car Seat Headrest

doin ozempic for a couple months to see how society would treat me then going straight back to cruiser weightbto exact violent revenge

most people are anti sex because of Society. i respect those who are anti sex because they're reprehensible people

end of MK1's story rips off homestuck

bisexual but exclusively into nbs cus of Avarice and Greed. not a good person. would die in utopian communist society

the government is reopening that means the ATCs are back that means flights are back that means im gonna get fuckin sent to mexico in december #KillCCM

it hurts it hurts it hurts i hold my breath i hold my breath

released all the shit from my ass in one fart like a trench gun

ripping a tooth out of my head for my homeboy

playing the day away with cuh

i will never be mad at you, and before you came to ask for it you were already forgiven. now comes the forgiving of yourself.

good boys eat their Dinner 💦

i remember modding my pirated version of sims 4 and just putting simlish covers of songs i liked onto the rock radio including car seat headrest

mamdani's first day in office be like "hello new mayor of NYC i am your genocide officer in the gulf states focused on killing Everyone with the proceeds of every pizzaria in the five boroughs. What? You didn't know I worked for you? Remember 9/11."

i wanna like bloodlines 2 but hhhhhaaahh

a perfect model of human behavior in the presence of reality is in my room you know, i pluck on its strings and turn the knobs all night. i dont think its healthy of me.

im a contemplative man

nobody sucks you off for being a good person anymore

i Like teens of style, ok??? i do.

gender is a very hard thing to pin down, but i think my idea of a Man is the older brother's older self from Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)

i saw a tree with no leaves in winter with its trunk surrounded by fallen, inedible fruit it made me think about a dick letting loose, masturbatorially. it made me think about myself and my own phenology, it made me think about every unfulfilling emission, wasted without emotion.

i can tell ive been doing bad mentally when i start remembering my experiences in middle and high school

i dont see joy

maybe we should stop making video games. less video game worlds please!!! hey maybe even less ttrpg worlds!! make shows n books, focus on stories and feelings not everything possible at any moment

things that shut me outta lookin at cis gay guys: 1. conservative physiognomies. more to be catalogued as time marches on

death at the movies predates tatsuki fujimoto's "heavin is a matinee" all must bend the knee to will toledo

ive got three sets of curling into a fetal position if i start crying its not because of the exercise. my advice? just be impressed by the weight im moving.

im not capable of not having a conventional view of beauty. i'll find myself and everyone around me ugly forever, i think. i can get infinitely woke but there's just too much damage this exit is hermetically sealed.

pulling out 2 combos that take a guy from full to dead and a woman looks at me, says "nasty 2 touch" and i think about killing myself because i heard "to"

when is it my turn to be happy

putting on a song that makes me cry like im not 1. weak from dreaming 2. in class