Good morning from my Pikachu to yours

This still seems compromising idk

Currently reviewing a resume which includes “runner up, university PUBG tournament” as an achievement.

POV I’m interviewing you for a job and also maybe I’m not wearing any pants

Your face here, ask me how.

This was so much fun and I will absolutely be doing it again

I just think it’s neat

I pushed through my hungover and forced myself to the gym, please clap.

Pool party, minus the sunshine.

Summer down under ☀️

POV: you’re the mirror I found several beers deep into work drinks last night

Good morning, I just got a promotion and am now bathing in the glory of my newly updated email signature.

Anyone for a ride?

Everyday it’s like the US hopes to set a new low. Each headline is worse than the last. What on earth compels someone to vote for this shit?

hi

Haha that’s crazy, what if you put your face here though?

Is this anything?

My friends continue to be the most beautiful people. @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social

Intrusive thoughts telling me I should play Wind Waker, objectively the best Zelda, again

Old maiden type of shoes.

Anyone for a gelato?

hi

Genuinely do not understand the point of people using ChatGPT in their job applications. First of all, it’s beyond obvious that your responses are coming from a robot. Second, if I interview or hire you, your little robot isn’t going to be there to help. Why fucking bother?

Swim brief recommendations wanted please, preferably ones that don’t cost hundreds of dollars🙇

good morning btw

I had a great workout thanks for asking

Good girls get tested regularly

Happy work from home day to those who celebrate

Anyway my legs looked crazy here

Body image is so silly. Like what do you mean yesterday I felt hot as shit with a strong sense of confidence and pride in my appearance, but today I caught my reflection at a weird angle and now I’m knee deep in body dysmorphia? So silly.

Just walked out of what was meant to be a “free dental consult” $500 poorer, very fucking cool and budgeted for

A speedo photo? On this 38 degree day? Surely not.

sure is hot today

Starting to think maybe I am just a very sweaty man

good morning

Wait, Lotad floats?

Oh I’ve seen this movie

Good morning from my change room

For the arm/armpit community

Why did I install Balatro last night this is ruining my life

work from home continues to be a vibe

Still sweaty, thanks for asking.

My best friend is better than yours @curlyheadedboy.bsky.social

Vein/vain update

Sweaty, sleepy.

hi

Tap to load me in 4K or whatever

Eternally grateful I was taught how to cook

The face of a man who just finished a 7:30pm meeting

Eating a pork bun rn if you even care