What instrument is the super saiyan sound ?

I done sneezed all the weed off my tray. This how my day starting smh

My cousin gonna text me asking if I can find an interview my job did of her 25 years ago. Lmao girl if you don’t go away 🤣

These last two years are the loneliest I’ve ever felt.

I wish this dude lived just so I wouldn’t have to see him plastered all over my timeline. Wrap this shit tf up!

I put food in the fridge yesterday and I had plans all day to eat that shit when I got home and it’s gone. The amount of anger I feel right now. 🤬🤬🤬

Is it fair to say not counting gang violence to answer his question?

The next civil war won’t be the union vs confederates but liberals vs conservatives. The doomsday clock for that is feeling like 11:59.

Never been a fan of Charlie Kirk but that video of him being shot was brutal omg!

Someone imitating RFK Jr voice will never not be funny to me.

They told me I can’t lift more than 5 pounds for 3-4 weeks but I got 15 pounds of laundry. Rules must be broken

Slept like absolute shit. 😮‍💨

My hospital roommate is 75 years old and he hitting on the nurse . She is fine as hell tho 🤣

Mafiathon 3 started lol they got Kim K on that big 😂

Hiccups gotta be the stupidest shit ever.

I didn’t think a year ago we’d be talking about Young Thug being a snitch while Gunna is thriving lol.

One thing I’ve really leaned into as I’ve gotten older is allowing myself to actually “feel”. As men, we are told me don’t cry etc. Feeling is literally the most important part of the human experience.

When’s the last time you’ve impressed yourself? Big or small doesn’t matter.

Samara Joy’s BBC performance has me in a chokehold she is amazing !

Saxophone and Violin are easily my two favorite instruments.

I just finished watching building a band, show was solid but that girl Alison was an asshole, I’m surprised it took that long for the girls to say something.

What’s worse? Losing your wallet, keys or your phone

Niggas over here shooting this why I don’t go to Boston Carnival anymore.

I wanna try Jollibee so bad

“If you can’t stomach a nigga fucking your bitch for a fee, the world already swallowed you up”

I never thought I’d like reality tv but this druski coulda been records got me in a chokehold 😂😂😂

How old was you when you started smoking weed?

Not much grace given.

Me and my bed stay cuddled up

Full accountability isn’t followed up by the word “but”.

I remember I went to go see Dave Chappelle a few years ago. After the show I literally took an hour and a half to find my car. I was sick !

And that’s omm!

Being Black is the ultimate flex !

What we on ! Shit go crazy !

I think VCRs probably my top track right now.

This JID album is tuff so far !

Someone said migos is a better rap group than OutKast and idk how to feel about that.

Have you told someone you love them today?

With all of this loss of life. My hugs have become a little longer and tighter.

I’m getting an iron infusion and I can actually taste the iron 🤢🤮

I want wings.

Can’t let weird shit slide.

When I’m courteous enough to let you cross the street .. bih RUN!

Nothing annoys me more about the iPhone than me putting omw and it changing to On my way! U got exclamation points like I’m excited to go whole time I don’t even wanna go . 😂

Cable news really took the integrity of news away. Way too many opinions not enough journalism or facts .

the only sex talk i received was “don’t bring no babies in this house”

Damn they didn’t give a fuck about boys hairlines in the 90s !

Me in the 3rd grade lmao my head always been big as hell 😂

Cut water nasty asf I ain’t tasted a good one yet!

People thinks handouts are helping instead of hindering .