Are you actually "low maintenance" or did you just internalize at a young age that the less resources, attention and energy you require, the more lovable you are? So you take the least amount space possible because you think you're unlovable if you express desires or needs.

Happy Storm Moon. 🌩

I'm smooth like a 🧜🏾‍♂️ again.

Happy Wolf Moon. 🐺

Happy New Year! 🦄

It's the first New Year's Eve I won't be padded at midnight in quite a few years. 😬

Happy winter solstice! Today the Oak King is reborn.💙💚

Watch me pretending to be big! 💪🏻

Happy Oak Moon. 🌳

I'm smooth like a 🧜🏾‍♂️ again.

Four cocktails later... 🧽

I'm not handsome, I'm pretty!

Happy Frost Moon. ❄️

Happy Samhain! 💜💙

Happy Harvest Moon. 🌾

It's gonna be a rainy day. Wet. Leaky even. 💦

😮‍💨

I don't know what grey is. I never did. 😟

Beware!

Nightstand Romance 🧸

Locked, not padded. Soon to be wet.

Happy Wine Moon. 🍇

Needy boi... 😫

Tummy Saturday or whatever. I'm way too young for anankastic alliterations. 🤷🏻

It's been a while 🧁

When not observed a little is both "me baby!🥺" and "i'm big!💪🏼" at the same time. Only when the glass flask is broken and the hydrogen cyanide is released they become either manic or depressed.

I think I’m kinda soggy after the 5,5h car ride 😇🙈

Happy Sturgeon Moon. 🐟

Fun fair! 🎠

Big boi. In one way or the other. Mostly the other. 😵‍💫

"Pull the lever, Kronk!" is the funniest joke in cinematic history and will never be topped.

Happy Buck Moon. 🦌

Let's play splashies! 💦

Pool time! 🦆💦

The end of the longest day.

Happy summer solstice! Today the Oak King is on the height of his power. 💙 💚

Quiet night~ 🍹

🤷🏻

Happy Strawberry Moon. 🍓

Tequila Sunrise with @lukeadventures.bsky.social 🌅

Who wants some of my bussy mix? 🍧💦😏

Happy...

#1 rule of peeing: having fun!

Happy Flower Moon. 🌷

Locked Blue Hour~

Easter padding! 🐾

🦄

Happy Pink Moon. 🌸

Protect your Pride by @yamino.bsky.social