Kristi Noem is a "Twatzi." Period. Refer to her as such straight through the new Nuremberg-style trials for Trump and all his fascist sycophants ... such as the aforementioned Twatzi. #Twatzi #TwatziNoem

No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. Not in America. Trump and his corrupt, fascist crew must be removed from office now or America will fall. Protest. Loudly. Make these goddamn Republican cowards doing Mad King Pedo's bidding fear us more than him. *Protest anthem below. 👇

See, this is what happens when you're Italian and your Irish wife did the grocery shopping. "How delightfully xenophobic of you, my love."

So glad I live in the South. ... where it's WARM! *Deuxième Partie (Part Two) #WinterStorm #WinterStorm2026

So glad I live in the South. ... where it's WARM! #WinterStorm2026

Looks as if a fucking SS-style execution to me. Greg Bovino is a lying Nazi. www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/u...

"MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A 51-year-old man shot Saturday by federal immigration officers in Minneapolis has died." Our only hope is to make these GOP cowards in Congress fear us more than Adolf Trump. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice and must go NOW. Share the new protest #song below. 👇

Hello, insomnia, my old friend... ... I've come to speak with you agai-- Why do I feel as if I need to go number two all of a sudden? #SaturdayMorning #insomnia

#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice. It's a #FuckTrump #Friday, so feel free to share the new #song below. 👇

Besides writing books and articles, I also write lyrics. This is my most recent work that I wrote as a country ballad and protest anthem to redress the corrupt fascist attack on our American democracy. Here’s the link on my newly launched YouTube page: youtu.be/cRo1PYAppgw

Trump is a weak, coward, idiot who wants you to believe he's a strong, brave, genius. ... and too many of you are falling for it. This corrupt fascist is not the problem; you are. He's nothing without you.

Greenland is a distraction. Minneapolis is a violent distraction. It's all about the Epstein files. That's what Trump fears most. The madman will start WWIII to make sure he's not remembered as King Pedo. The Epstein files: THAT'S what will bring this corrupt fascist down.

JOKE OF THE NIGHT: You want to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

Year one is over for Trump's 2nd term. 58% of Americans feel it's a failure. But Trump has made the Congress and the Supreme Court his bitch; these sycophantic cowards provide no guardrails, no resistance on Trump's worst corrupt impulses and fascist actions. America is falling.

Trump is going to send the US to war with our NATO allies because his feelings are hurt at not getting the Nobel Peace Prize. This madman readies 1,500 federal soldiers to attack our own citizens in Minneapolis as "insurrectionists" because they protest. MAGA = fascist. Period.

Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.... *The view from my office window. #snowday #snow

Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.... *The view from my office window. #snowday #snow

LEAVE! NOW!

How is my day going? Well, funny you should ask... #SundayThoughts on #SundayMorning

At the time of this post, it is exactly 2:22 a.m. I just got a text from our robot overlords. It simply reads: LINE UP AND BEND OVER. Nite all.

Current #mood...

And yet, I didn't feel lucky today. #SaturdayThoughts

Invoke the Insurrection Act, you corrupt fascist? Go fuck yourself with your unearned Nobel Peace Prize medal, you dementia-addled idiot! The only goddamn insurrection I've ever seen in America in my lifetime is the one fucking Trump incited and delighted in on January 6th.

Oh sure, NOW you tell me.

Donald Trump is the most corrupt fascist fuck to ever disgrace the Oval Office. Either he's brought down or America is. Choose ... but choose fast. Time is running out for our nation.

ME: "Hey, baby. Show me your pathway to citizenship and I'll show you mine." HER: "What the fuck? Are you high right now?" ME: "There's more than one port of entry, sugar. So don't-- Yes. No.... ... Maybe."

I kind of like the new Fox News logo. What do you think?

Which is exactly what King Pedo Man-Baby Corrupt Fascist Captain Liar has been looking to do all along to distract from the Epstein files. Pedo-Protector Prick. AP: "Live updates: Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis."

Are the nihilists right? Do the relentless engines of the cosmos monotonously move in a pointless-- PIGEON FUCKER! Sorry. I ate bad clams tonight.

The "William V. Musto Museum of Science and Trucking"? God, I miss The Sopranos.

Almost four in the morning and I still can't fall asleep. At this point, I might start hallucina-- Hello? Who's there? Hello? Hello? Mr. Bingles, is that you? Hell- Hell- Hello? ... ... ... Hell-  Oh, dammit!

Hey, MAGA. You call yourself patriotic Americans? Pick up a goddamn history book, will ya'?! Jesus Christ!

Perfectly articulated.

I smell sex and candy. ... ... ... Okay, I just smell candy, but it's really turning me on.

Agreed.

#MondayThoughts on #MondayMorning: I'm a #writer of #absurdist-#humor #books, but it's damn near impossible to practice my craft in an America that is more absurd than anything I could create and that drains the humor out of the human spirit itself. Now, who's up for pancakes?

That feeling when you're at the end of your rope, but still dangling a good thirteen stories above the ground. Yeah. That.

“FUCK YOU, TRUMP!” Protesters shout in front of White House last night. Demonstrators gathered and marched from U Street in NW D.C. to the White House to protest the fatal shooting of a 37-year-old woman, Renee Nicole Good, by an ICE officer in Minneapolis on January 7.

"Absolute immunity"? Fuck you, you fascist Trump-balls licking prick. ICE officers do NOT have absolute immunity. They are not immune from prosecution if they break state or federal law, even while on duty.

My worst-job scenario: SHARK-WRANGLING ARSONIST No. Wait. Sorry. That's actually my dream job. #ThursdayThoughts

Buddha said, "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present mo-- Pizza delivery guy's here!"

The asshole in me honors the asshole in you. Namaste, motherfuckers. #WednesdayMotivation #WednesdayVibe

Trump is a traitor. His mass pardoning of the insurrectionists he incited and praise of their actions that day is all the evidence you need. NEVER FORGET #January6th. NEVER FORGET Trump is a corrupt fascist traitor. #January6