Remy’s Media Thing
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Ahoyhoy, Remy (
@remyraccoon.bsky.social
) here! Media threads are a pain in the ass to manage and can often limit what I wanna say, so instead I made a media account! As ever, when rating stuff, I’ll be using the Four Point Raccoon Scale, a measurement of enjoyment but not necessarily quality :]
5 months ago
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2026 - 75 DIRT 5 I like it enough to get all the achievements but I dunno if I’d recommend it to most people. It’s fun but it’s also kinda nothing
3 days ago
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2026 - 74 Pokémon FireRed Version Anyone else find FRLG kinda dull? As a Pokémon game it’s plenty fine enough but I can’t find it in me to give it any more than a shrug. “Shrug” perfectly encapsulates how I feel after beating it
4 days ago
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2026 - 73 Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation I still like the Fast & Furious movies, but as I watch Mission: Impossible I’m starting to realise that Fast & Furious is just bad Mission: Impossible lmao Just as good as the last. This series fuckin whips so far
4 days ago
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2026 - 72 Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol Am I silly for saying this is one of the best action movies I’ve seen in a good while? Oh, it’s by the director from The Incredibles and The Iron Giant? No I don’t think I’m silly at all then
7 days ago
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2026 - 71 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales I don’t understand the seemingly universal hatred towards this and On Stranger Tides but I do understand some of the criticism. As for me, I thought it was pretty decent in a vacuum, but it’s not a particularly unique movie -
10 days ago
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2026 - 70 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides A considerable step down, but still fun. My main criticisms are that they wasted Blackbeard a bit and the plot with the guy and the mermaid is whatever, but it still has a lot of what makes PotC enjoyable to me
11 days ago
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2026 - 69 Napoleon Dynamite Hated this as a kid, so I rewatched it with a fresh perspective and I think I actually hate it *more.* Like, bottom 5 RemyRaccoon Movies of All Time, even. Miserable, irritating movie with a nearly non-existent premise. Like what if a Wes Anderson movie was dogshit
11 days ago
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2026 - 68 Chop Goblins Neat way to kill an hour while also being a deep commentary on the depraved state of the average American - weird fucked up goblins brandishing weapons and constantly asking for cheese
11 days ago
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2026 - 67 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End The worst of the three, but not by a terrible lot. The conclusion kicks all sorts of ass but the way there is a little bloated and convoluted, and with bits like Davy Jones’ locker feeling like wasted potential Still. What a trilogy, dude
14 days ago
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2026 - 66 Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen (DS) Even if it doesn’t always stick the landing, this does some really cool stuff that’s easy to appreciate as an early RPG while also not feeling all that dated. Had a very good time with this one
14 days ago
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2026 - 65 Swapped Good animation and a great soundtrack do not save the average writing, poor voice direction and lame humour. Also, not to sound like a broken record, but WHERE is the BODY SWAP
17 days ago
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2026 - 64 Gravel Good-ass offroad arcade racer with some great tracks, a relatively inspired car roster, and a career mode that doesn’t outstay its welcome. It’s a very simple game with almost no customisation, which honestly makes it kinda refreshing
20 days ago
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2026 - 63 Rhythm Heaven Fever this game is so full of little guys ~w~
23 days ago
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2026 - 62 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Yet another example of why Rotten Tomatoes is antiquated. 53%?!?! What is wrong with movie critics lmao?? Where is their joy and whimsy??
26 days ago
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2026 - 61 V-Rally 4 Bounced off it pretty hard. It’s interesting at first but I think its multi-discipline format makes it spread itself too thin, and the handling can be annoyingly floaty, especially in non-rally disciplines.
28 days ago
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2026 - 60 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl visually one of the best movies I’ve ever seen I think?? But it’s also just flat out fun from start to finish. Not a single minute wasted in its (slightly long) runtime. God I’m so upset it took me this long to watch it
about 1 month ago
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2026 - 59 Mission: Impossible III A step-up over both previous movies I reckon. I thought the stuff with his wife was really sweet! Kinda flip-flopped on Philip Seymour Hoffman’s weird, almost bored-ass performance but I even came around on that by the end
about 1 month ago
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2026 - 58 LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga (Wii) Thought I’d hate it after not playing for years and remembering how simple it is. I was (partially) proven wrong
about 1 month ago
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2026 - 57 Mission: Impossible II Meh, but if this is supposedly the worst in the series then MI fans are eating good honestly. Also very novel seeing locations I’ve been to IRL as well as late 90’s Ford Falcons being blown up
about 1 month ago
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2026 - 56 M&M’s Kart Racing (Wii) Kinda not as bad as I expected from its reputation. It is instead something far worse than bad - it’s boring
about 1 month ago
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2026 - 55 Gummy Bears: Magical Medallion I have next to nothing to say about this. Even for young kids this has gotta be the most boring shit ever Hella easy RetroAchievements mastery though
about 1 month ago
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2026 - 54 Mission: Impossible (1996) kinda like how reserved it is, particularly the famous lowering from the ceiling scene which ended up being really tense with the slow pacing and lack of music. not what I was expecting, a bit convoluted, but ultimately pretty fun!
about 1 month ago
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2026 - 53 Pokémon Colosseum dogshit game
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 52 Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock (Wii) On 360 this would be a tail wag. On Wii it’s a little bit miserable, especially with whatever issues Dolphin has with it, but I still love this game a lot. Best setlist in the business
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 51 Cave Story (WiiWare) wow this is way shorter than I remember it being. hell yeah though honestly
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 50 Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire yeah I’m just not a pinball guy I guess lmao
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 49 Call of Duty: Black Ops (Wii) A pretty impressive little port! I don’t really care much for the game itself, it’s not my thing, but (aside from RetroAchievements of course) I was motivated to keep playing to see just how much they could squeeze out of the Wii
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 48 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Gave this a shrug when I saw it years ago so it getting a thumbs up now is attributed to the Fast & Furious movies dumbing my brain down by at least 50 IQ either that or I’m less mean with movies now. I dunno man this one’s fun
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 47 Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Adventure Mode: The Subspace Emissary I love Brawl. I do not love when Brawl makes you do platforming, has you deal with multiple enemies that attack on sight at once, and makes you watch cutscenes that are just hype moments and aura farming
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 46 Andor (season 2) Interesting decision to have every three episodes take place a year apart and I think it mostly pays off. It left me wishing we could spend a bit more time with certain characters, but is nonetheless a damn good send-off to one of the best Star Wars things ever made
about 2 months ago
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2026 - 45 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: 1st Edition (Wii) This sure is a shovelware quiz game pooped out during the Wii’s launch year Like you don’t even get 3D character models or anything. This is a low-tier browser game sold on store shelves lmao
2 months ago
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2026 - 44 WRC 6: FIA World Rally Championship I gave WRC 5 a shrug and this is more of the same but I enjoyed this more and I’m not sure if this one is any better or I just played 5 at a bad time That said, it’s pretty decent but very barebones
2 months ago
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2026 - 43 The Transporter (2002) After watching all the Fast & Furious movies recently I forgot what a nice, short, snappy movie felt like This is fun! Jason Statham’s weird-ass accent is laughable but he makes up for it with a strangely incredible oiled-up fight scene
2 months ago
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2026 - 42 Sabrina: The Animated Series - Zapped! (GBC) Bleh. Slow, clunky, baffling hit detection, piss easy bosses, grating music, and forcefully turning people back to normal when they get to be snakes and raccoons (can’t relate). Not WayForward’s best also whose fuckin fursona is this
2 months ago
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2026 - 41 Pokémon Channel It’s like Hey You, Pikachu! if they swapped out the microphone-centric gameplay with making Pikachu watch brainrot and it is exactly as boring as it sounds
2 months ago
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2026 - 40 Action Man: Robot Atak Gonna chip away at some of RA’s evergreen events every now and then as well and this was first on the docket A totally cromulent meat-and-potatoes shoot ‘em up/platformer that’s over before you can come to hate it
2 months ago
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2026 - 39 Fast X why did this need to end on a cliffhanger LOL
2 months ago
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2026 - 38 Popful Mail (Sega CD) Abandoned, mostly because I forgot to save and lost way too much progress lmao. Even so, it’s a frustrating game, even with the Japanese balance patch to make it easier again, and it’s one simple change away from being a thumbs up I think
2 months ago
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2026 - 37 Donald Duck: Goin’ Quackers Mastery no. 3 on RA! I only had to beat world 3 to get achievement of the week but that was 75% of the game so I just went ahead and beat it Anyway what if Crash Bandicoot sucked a little bit
2 months ago
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2026 - 36 Pokémon Ruby IGN have always been right about Hoenn and no one wants to admit it but aside from the half a dozen water routes, Hoenn’s pretty great. Ruby itself is great, but I don’t see much of a reason to play this or Sapphire over Emerald nowadays
3 months ago
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2026 - 35 Sebastien Loeb Rally EVO Handling is dogshit and it’s rife with weird technical issues, like trackside objects flickering in and out of existence. I’m glad I paid less than five dollars for this lmao
3 months ago
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2026 - 34 F9: The Fast Saga Same problem I had with F&F4 where the cool action setpieces are undermined by a kinda boring plot that takes itself way too seriously. I liked the start and finish but whatever was going on in the middle had me tuning out tbh
3 months ago
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2026 - 33 Super Woden: Rally Edge Despite a few issues I have with it, I’d eagerly recommend this to anyone who has even a small interest in racing games. You get a LOT out of it for how cheap it is
3 months ago
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2026 - 32 Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw I *almost* like it. Good action scenes, decent chemistry between the leads, a few funny bits, but Luke Hobbs as a character has all but dissipated. He’s just The Rock under a different name now and it’s a bit lame
3 months ago
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2026 - 31 Pokémon Stadium 2 Basically the first game but More. Held items add some needed strategy and I (mostly) enjoy that it’s quite a bit more challenging than the first, plus it acts as a little Pokémon compendium which is neat! Can be pretty bullshit at times tho lmao
3 months ago
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2026 - 30 The Fate of the Furious Still waiting for these movies to get bad lmao. Either that or I’ve already begun my slow-burn TF into a normie Someone give that baby an Oscar
3 months ago
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2026 - 29 Furious 7 More of the same, which means it’s still pretty alright, but I feel the villains are a bit weak (Jason Statham shows up unannounced like he’s Resident Evil 2’s Mr X but British, and I don’t even remember the other guy lol). Still enjoying these more than I expected though
3 months ago
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2026 - 28 Andor (season 1) So far this is some of the best stuff to come out of Star Wars for me. Utterly fantastic
3 months ago
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2026 - 23 Pokémon Tetris / Pokémon Shock Tetris it sure is Tetris (repost to omit incorrect information because I am a fraud)
3 months ago
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2026 - 27 Pokémon Breeder mini Mostly a thumbs up cause of how adorable it is rather than any qualities of its Tamagotchi-style gameplay, but god its so fucking cute dude with all the Mini games out of the way, that’s 23/92 games done! waow !!
3 months ago
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