2026 - 53 Pokémon Colosseum dogshit game

2026 - 52 Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock (Wii) On 360 this would be a tail wag. On Wii it’s a little bit miserable, especially with whatever issues Dolphin has with it, but I still love this game a lot. Best setlist in the business

2026 - 51 Cave Story (WiiWare) wow this is way shorter than I remember it being. hell yeah though honestly

2026 - 50 Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire yeah I’m just not a pinball guy I guess lmao

2026 - 49 Call of Duty: Black Ops (Wii) A pretty impressive little port! I don’t really care much for the game itself, it’s not my thing, but (aside from RetroAchievements of course) I was motivated to keep playing to see just how much they could squeeze out of the Wii

2026 - 48 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Gave this a shrug when I saw it years ago so it getting a thumbs up now is attributed to the Fast & Furious movies dumbing my brain down by at least 50 IQ either that or I’m less mean with movies now. I dunno man this one’s fun

2026 - 47 Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Adventure Mode: The Subspace Emissary I love Brawl. I do not love when Brawl makes you do platforming, has you deal with multiple enemies that attack on sight at once, and makes you watch cutscenes that are just hype moments and aura farming

2026 - 46 Andor (season 2) Interesting decision to have every three episodes take place a year apart and I think it mostly pays off. It left me wishing we could spend a bit more time with certain characters, but is nonetheless a damn good send-off to one of the best Star Wars things ever made

2026 - 45 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: 1st Edition (Wii) This sure is a shovelware quiz game pooped out during the Wii’s launch year Like you don’t even get 3D character models or anything. This is a low-tier browser game sold on store shelves lmao

2026 - 44 WRC 6: FIA World Rally Championship I gave WRC 5 a shrug and this is more of the same but I enjoyed this more and I’m not sure if this one is any better or I just played 5 at a bad time That said, it’s pretty decent but very barebones

2026 - 43 The Transporter (2002) After watching all the Fast & Furious movies recently I forgot what a nice, short, snappy movie felt like This is fun! Jason Statham’s weird-ass accent is laughable but he makes up for it with a strangely incredible oiled-up fight scene

2026 - 42 Sabrina: The Animated Series - Zapped! (GBC) Bleh. Slow, clunky, baffling hit detection, piss easy bosses, grating music, and forcefully turning people back to normal when they get to be snakes and raccoons (can’t relate). Not WayForward’s best also whose fuckin fursona is this

2026 - 41 Pokémon Channel It’s like Hey You, Pikachu! if they swapped out the microphone-centric gameplay with making Pikachu watch brainrot and it is exactly as boring as it sounds

2026 - 40 Action Man: Robot Atak Gonna chip away at some of RA’s evergreen events every now and then as well and this was first on the docket A totally cromulent meat-and-potatoes shoot ‘em up/platformer that’s over before you can come to hate it

2026 - 39 Fast X why did this need to end on a cliffhanger LOL

2026 - 38 Popful Mail (Sega CD) Abandoned, mostly because I forgot to save and lost way too much progress lmao. Even so, it’s a frustrating game, even with the Japanese balance patch to make it easier again, and it’s one simple change away from being a thumbs up I think

2026 - 37 Donald Duck: Goin’ Quackers Mastery no. 3 on RA! I only had to beat world 3 to get achievement of the week but that was 75% of the game so I just went ahead and beat it Anyway what if Crash Bandicoot sucked a little bit

2026 - 36 Pokémon Ruby IGN have always been right about Hoenn and no one wants to admit it but aside from the half a dozen water routes, Hoenn’s pretty great. Ruby itself is great, but I don’t see much of a reason to play this or Sapphire over Emerald nowadays

2026 - 35 Sebastien Loeb Rally EVO Handling is dogshit and it’s rife with weird technical issues, like trackside objects flickering in and out of existence. I’m glad I paid less than five dollars for this lmao

2026 - 34 F9: The Fast Saga Same problem I had with F&F4 where the cool action setpieces are undermined by a kinda boring plot that takes itself way too seriously. I liked the start and finish but whatever was going on in the middle had me tuning out tbh

2026 - 33 Super Woden: Rally Edge Despite a few issues I have with it, I’d eagerly recommend this to anyone who has even a small interest in racing games. You get a LOT out of it for how cheap it is

2026 - 32 Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw I *almost* like it. Good action scenes, decent chemistry between the leads, a few funny bits, but Luke Hobbs as a character has all but dissipated. He’s just The Rock under a different name now and it’s a bit lame

2026 - 31 Pokémon Stadium 2 Basically the first game but More. Held items add some needed strategy and I (mostly) enjoy that it’s quite a bit more challenging than the first, plus it acts as a little Pokémon compendium which is neat! Can be pretty bullshit at times tho lmao

2026 - 30 The Fate of the Furious Still waiting for these movies to get bad lmao. Either that or I’ve already begun my slow-burn TF into a normie Someone give that baby an Oscar

2026 - 29 Furious 7 More of the same, which means it’s still pretty alright, but I feel the villains are a bit weak (Jason Statham shows up unannounced like he’s Resident Evil 2’s Mr X but British, and I don’t even remember the other guy lol). Still enjoying these more than I expected though

2026 - 28 Andor (season 1) So far this is some of the best stuff to come out of Star Wars for me. Utterly fantastic

2026 - 23 Pokémon Tetris / Pokémon Shock Tetris it sure is Tetris (repost to omit incorrect information because I am a fraud)

2026 - 27 Pokémon Breeder mini Mostly a thumbs up cause of how adorable it is rather than any qualities of its Tamagotchi-style gameplay, but god its so fucking cute dude with all the Mini games out of the way, that’s 23/92 games done! waow !!

2026 - 26 Togepi’s Great Adventure the best Mini game by a country mile. A bit finicky, but really fun to master and keeps up a great pace. Beat the first two towers in one sitting tbh, it was actually really fun!

2026 - 25 Pichu Bros. mini Same deal as the party collection but with arguably even worse minigames. The game’s named after Pichu and the only Pichu-related thing you do is shakes the system to make it do one (1) trick off a ramp lmao

2026 - 24 Pokémon Puzzle Collection Vol. 2 Thankfully it got rid of the slide and pipe puzzles but I wouldn’t say the new ones where you fill spaces with Shuckle’s tentacles or try to connect a line between all the Poke Balls are all that engaging. It’s fiiiiine

2026 - 22 Pokémon Zany Cards A pair-matching game, Uno, and four kings solitaire? She’s so zzzzzzany! Love her!!! phenomenally boring

2026 - 21 Pokémon Puzzle Collection I really like the animated puzzles, enough to complete them all even, but the rest are simple shape-slotting and slide puzzles and once again, I’d rather die. Please do not dredge up old memories of Finding Nemo on PS2, random handheld puzzle video game

2026 - 20 Pokémon Pinball mini This is pinball in the same way a hot dog is a sandwich. It’s also one of the most aggravating games I’ve ever played. Pinball on a time limit? *Carl Barron voice* I’d rather die

2026 - 19 Pokémon Party mini Half a dozen minigames that would be okay as inclusions in some other game, but do not warrant getting their own cartridge

2026 - 18 Pokémon Crystal Still a good comfy time but I think I’ve switched sides after this playthrough cause Kanto really is that bad honestly. They also could have taken the opportunity to fix some of Gold/Silver’s glaring issues re: Pokémon availability but alas

2026 - 17 Fast & Furious 6 Dwayne Johnson didn’t sweat nearly enough in this one

2026 - 16 The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth the gameplay never really clicked for me and after the Mewgenics shit I don’t really care to try further. Even then I didn’t really vibe with the old Newgrounds vibe and edgy humour anyway

2026 - 15 Fast Five Best one yet, honestly. Despite weird continuity and eye-rolling stereotypes, this one’s a riot from start to finish - especially the finish. That scene with the vault is so fucking peak dude so many people needlessly die it’s fantastic

2026 - 14 Fast & Furious Finally… The Breaking & the Bad…

2026 - 13 The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift This kinda sucks but is also relentlessly entertaining and nice to look at. Mostly giving this a thumbs up for the use of Speed by Atari Teenage Riot which is an unequivocal banger

2026 - 12 Vampire Hunters Another Vampire Survivors-style FPS. I really want a good take on the idea but I dropped this one fast since enemies do contact damage and I’m sorry that’s the LEAST fun thing you could put in a first person game to me

2026 - 11 Bloodshed Kinda torn. I liked it enough to get all achievements, but I think its Vampire Survivors influences feel underdeveloped and kinda tacked on

2026 - 10 2 Fast 2 Furious Oh you want to hear my in-depth thoughts on 2003 vehicular action film 2 Fast 2 Furious? Forget about it cuh

2026 - 9 The Fast & the Furious They drop the F-slur less than ten minutes in and one of the main plot beats involves participating in “Race Wars.” What on earth was happening in 2001

2026 - 8 Wreckfest The career mode gets monotonous and the AI can be kinda bullshit, but derby and folk racing is so much fucking fun dude. I can’t wait for the 1.0 release of Wreckfest 2 after this

2026 - 7 Stranger Things 5 The modern AAA game of television. Looks pretty good but holy shit there is so much YAPPING oh my GOD Really sucks how hard this show fell off though

2026 - 6 Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe I will be kompletely kandid, I enjoyed this more than the PS2 games lmao. Even so, this is still a package that’s pretty lacking overall, and I don’t just mean the hilariously krappy PG-13 fatalities

2026 - 5 The Technomancer I’m all for AA games that sacrifice a bit of polish to meet their vision but unfortunately this one’s largely pretty boring. Interesting premise brought down by repetitive combat and questionable writing throughout

2026 - 4 Pokémon Puzzle Challenge I didn’t care for the N64 one so of course I’m not gonna care for The Same Game But on Game Boy Now lmao. Big fan of the soundtrack though 12/92 Pokémon games down!