WHAT THE FUCK I JUST REALIZED WE COULD HAVE BEEN CHICAGO STYLE HOT DAD THE WHOLE TIME!!!!

Btw if any of you ever write pub trivia and need a round really fast I highly recommend a round of “Does It Float”?

Dad fell asleep on the couch but woke up really early and went straight to the store for the things we forgot

what if u and I kissed in the #issues channel and said we had daddy issues

Dads r watching jeopardy

tuba cat tuba cat tuba cat

we are about to fucking blow up

It took a lot of sesame street headspace podcasts to get rathog to sleep but the one that cinched the deal was "Elmo Helps Out at Hooper's Store" in case anyone needs a little help getting to bed tonight

lol treatin bsky like my discord drafts

Every year I'm like "stop. don't listen to garudas you don't care." And then "But what if they literally ask a question about my HOUSE"

single dad (other dad had to pick up a prescription)

strong tummy dad more wine

Uhoh sensitive tummy dad is out of lactaid

Nathan Lane saved trivia

I've given up on researching questions I can only hyperfocus on my own dumb ideas

This person is my current work colleague and I think technically my boss

So start your partying early on Saturday and come hear ________ pop out more high notes than seems reasonable for a human voice. The music is beautiful and he’s not bad to look at, either

"When you know someone pursuing a double degree in oboe performance and international studies who spent most of her life somewhere between New Jersey and Germany, and who is currently making a dress out of Naked Juice labels in her spare time… well, you know you’re at Lawrence. "

oh no we don't have food

______ ____* is overwhelmed with existentialism. * this person is now an incredibly cool nail artist. I will never be as cool as _______ ____*

I certainly accused a lot of people of "giggling" when I was a serious reporter for The Lawrentian

When I was a student at LU....there was another student with the same last...who changed her first name which had a single common letter with mine and no traditional name connections.... to be the same as mine And then wrote for the lawrentian so now it's very confusing to look for my articles!

Dad is drunk and took a second dose of adhd meds

also gonna drop some goss that there was one TM who argued very very very very strongly that I should not be a TM and then later that summer tried to make a move on me *garbaggio deluxe*

WAIT I WROTE ONE ABOUT DAD????? www.lawrentian.com/archives/100...

Because no one is looknig at this I am going to put all the sentences I deeply regret right here on the internet for you "Not many would program Vivaldi and Gershwin next to each other at a recital – it’s a bold move ". ....no...no it's not...

Pretty sure the editor who hired me was either totally desperate for writers and knew i had a fat ego and zero confidence or wanted to date me.

I just wrote puff pieces about how seniors were interesting

I forgot I wrote for the Lawrentian again till someone reminded me

dads r shopping for a treadmill on facebook marketplace

SWEET SIXTEEN OF DADS KISSING DADS

haha we definitely touched "grass" for one of the action questions in the past and they did not think it was funny even though we made a delightful forest scene of hedgehog figurines prancing about on a slab of wood with a healthy sprinkling of multiple strains for color and sparkle

You know what I tried answering that question and I literally said every goddamn word that dentist said after "your first patient is here" and got told no so appease ME bitches

Lol I went looking for a picture of trivia but it seems like I kept that off facebook which is the only place those old digital camera pics went so here's me drunk in ormbsy instead

Here's the best trivia meme I ever made

PLAGUE TRIVIA 5TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION COMING MIDSUMMER mark yer calendars

I loved when people called to jam. If someone could be interesting enough to keep me on the phone it was going to be better than some angry team that thought winning trivia is important

Oops drank my coffee before my thyroid meds sank in so now my body will be whacky

Our cats with no encouragement or indication from us have learned how to pee down drains. Shower drains. Floor drains. Is this bad or good I don’t know

Ugh good morning

Just found out about hammerhead worms… not good… not good

Ok real talk though…we will always be a slacker team because we have a kid and there’s two of us but you FORGET that we’re in the long game of raising a trivia team trained from birth.

@delguigi.bsky.social oops we forgot to follow you back for a minute

Here at team dad, we bring a lot of spirit but not many answers. And that’s what sets us apart from our competitors.

Lol this is just neurodivergent parallel play on the internet weekend

It takes a village of dads to raise a trivia

Even two dads is tough

Ooof feeling the burn of a single dad team rn