nobody bug me for the next 10 hours

I am simply gonna have to go with Harakiri (1962) it is a perfect script perfectly executed

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this July 4th, enjoy a Hell Zone classic. a true celebration of the spirit of the United States of America: First Blood (1982), with @tombgins.bsky.social.

killing people overseas makes the american press react the same way teens do in a romcom when the ugly girl puts her hair down and takes her glasses off

are you gonna do anything about it besides have one of your soulless interns write you a pithy social media post you mummified fuck?

In tonight's Hell Zone, @fredo.bsky.social returns to discuss our first Ted Prior classic, 1987's Deadly Prey. Jorts will be worn. Waves of goons will be annihilated. Helicopters will explode (sort of). Join the Original Princes Of Hell* as we ask all the important questions. (*team name pending)

doesn’t really matter what the issue is I’m spending the whole time being like “omg that’s actually such a good point. wow I’m also just realizing how beautiful your eyes are…” to whoever’s talking

vanity fair please contact me I am willing to grant you an exclusive interview

*staring at a mummified caveman butthole* now what in the hell could they have used this thing for

haven’t posted much lately cuz I ran out of thoughts 😕

had a poem published today! please read and share, it’s good for my ego! www.picciolettabarca.com/posts/worm-h...

I have a counter proposal: they should not post here and also you should not post here

please check out my new song about dancing until you die/the economy sucking shit!!!! soundcloud.com/user-4668642...

please check out my new song about dancing until you die/the economy sucking shit!!!! soundcloud.com/user-4668642...

👋hi there adobe! im here to connect you with my piss and my shit

a young baby turns in its crying mother’s arms and says “lady, you think YOU’VE got postpartum depresson???” I think about this a lot 😕

howling like cartoon wolf when I open this bad boy up and a giant centerfold of a 2x4 falls out

AI freak who worked for one of the most disastrous campaigns in American history is tired of people blaming the dems

me on judgement day listening to everyone’s sins being laid bare for all of existence: this could’ve been an email 🙄

in today’s Hell Zone Pod Cast I am joined by @tombgins.bsky.social to discuss the second Predator film, Predator 2: a badass cast and a worse story and an Electronic Murder Frisbee and Lore and like a solid dozen alien costumes plus your good friends from the internet (Arlan and Tomp)

me returning to the Hell Zone

me and who me and who ME AND WHO ME AND WHO

would you believe me if I told you all this guy’s music sounds like shit

film theory major in 2025: The Gabaghoul, like so many monsters of the big screen, can be seen as manifesting a repressed fear of the “other” within the American subconscious. The Gabaghoul in the 1934 movie “The Gabaghoul Strikes Again”: GRRRR ME TALK WITH ME HANDS GRRRR ME KILL YOU WITH PIZZA

I have received reports that after many setbacks the dems have successfully opened the tuna melt video

the democrats are in a top secret bunker studying a video of a shitty tuna melt. we just need to hold out until they decipher the tuna melt video’s godlike powers

*talking to a rebellious youth* well, I can think of a certain Carpenter who was also a little rebellious in HIS youth. And yeah, he had trouble working within “the system,” just like you. But that didn’t stop him from making The Thing or Big Trouble in Little China now did it?

this mf is gonna be walking around with a notebook

this is what every list of potential dem candidates for 2028 looks like

I do think Trump VS Bush really highlights the liberal obsession with personal safety and propriety—they see Trump as obviously worse because he makes them feel personally unsafe. Bush was mostly killing people they don’t care about and he gave Michelle Obama candy so he’s fine.

I wish liberals realized how fucking stupid they sound saying shit like “the genocide was going to happen either way”

I think Most Intentionally Funny Scene and Most Unintentionally Funny Scene should both be added as Oscars categories

john pooper

King Eurystheus: go now and tell Hercules that he must complete these 11 labours if he wishes to atone for his crimes Guy Whose Job Is Sweeping The Shit Out Of The Stables: the king has 12 jobs for you

reply to this with a tiny critter and I will tell you whether or not it would make a good pet for a borrower sized person

probably because chastising individual voters for the systemic and utter failure of the democratic party and its complicity in genocide is both cowardly and stupid. agree that it only takes a middle-schooler’s level of insight to see the wire is a mid show though.

why is the guy who made 2 good seasons of a 5 season cop show yelling at people online

King Eurystheus: go now and tell Hercules that he must complete these 11 labours if he wishes to atone for his crimes Guy Whose Job Is Sweeping The Shit Out Of The Stables: the king has 12 jobs for you

there should be a Catatonic Youths fighting game. I want to main Nathan Stoops. I want to complain about how Spectrum from Day Method’s moveset is OP

had a dream recently where people were getting really mad online at a mass shooter because he used AI to help write his manifesto

getting POOP and PISS tattooed on my knuckles

this but for character names, especially if I know the actor. sure you had a blast coming up with them but that character’s name is actually Tilda Swinton

Attn: filmmakers If you put the time of the day or the day of the week on the screen I will always put that information out of my mind immediately but I hope it was fun for you to do

how did people put up with jobs like this before pod casts

real Gs move in silence like angus

watching countless rig rundown videos has convinced that there is no bond more sacred than that between a touring guitarist and his guitar tech

I was a busy little boy this year