If I had the skills of John Wick, I’d go full John Wick right now on every one of these sick motherfuckers. Actually, I would spare them. I want them to scream. I want them to feel the pain. I’d torture them like CECOT.

Die already you fat fuck

It's not just what Andrew Cuomo is saying—it's who's funding him. The single largest donor to a pro-Cuomo SuperPAC is Airbnb cofounder/board member Joe Gebbia, who promotes vile and racist messages about immigrants.

Elon musk is a punk bitch

The Resistance will be on Bluesky

Elon is not untouchable

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Join us in solidarity—fly your American flag upside down, the traditional signal of distress and extreme emergency.

Airbnb is a Nazi platform now

Ketamine stark has got to go

Does the CIA know their assignment?

There’s really no other way out of this. This won’t end well.

Fuck Zucks and his censoring

Elon needs to go. He’s a threat to the entire world.

I’m getting the fuck out of here. I’m going to Australia.

See a Nazi. Punch a Nazi.™️

Chuck schumer’s DC inbox is full. I hope everyone is giving him hell.

Elon needs to meet the fate of Luigi asap

I fucking love Canadians man. Do what you gotta do. We get it. 🇨🇦

Dear Canada, Give us hell. No mercy. Sincerely, 75M patriots

Wish there weren’t so many images here. I’d prefer more text.

Is anyone here?

Everyone in Silicon Valley is on ketamine I swear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Luigi.

Feels like the twilight zone

Freedom is when you stop consuming and you start creating

Zucks is Elon light

I just don’t like Zucks. He’s a little punk bitch.

😑

I like my Rich with a little salt and pepper and cooked rare. I’m a simpleton🩸 #eattherich

Really hoping Bluesky can take some market share fr

And so it begins…

Caravans don’t exist

Imagine if ALL news went over to Bluesky. Threads would be done.

Bluesky. Please, please don’t f*ck it up

Didn’t watch a single thanksgiving video. It’s so dumb when you think about it. I’ve leveled tf up.

Put Bluesky on your Home Screen and you’ll never look back

I am ready to plug into the virtual world and never come back

I wanna live in Amish country and deliver pizza on a carriage

Elon Musk is what you would call a DEI hire

Zucks biting tf out of Bluesky 😂

Initial D is one of the best anime’s ever made

I need more farm animal hype videos

I need some cool accounts to follow. Preferably non-political in nature. Just looking for interesting people.

I have zero idea how this labeler thing works but is absolutely amazing. Check it out @skywatch.blue

I think Bluesky about to eat Threads for breakfast

If you want to cry about cleaning fees together, let’s be friends🩸

Not sure how I feel about the chat feature but also kinda nice that it’s there

Bluesky going to be my main squeezy

Bluesky developers > Threads developers