It’s not “seditious” / The President is “psycho” / The Reign of Error. / #haiku #reignoferror #sedition #illegal

Personal insults-/ is just so on brand for trump-/ The Reign of Error-/ #haiku #reignoferror #Bloomberg

The art of swearing-/ Delicate balance between: / Rage & Linguistics. / #haiku #swear #curse

trump is so worried-/ the Epstein Files that he will-/ bomb Venezuela. / #haiku #reignoferror #distraction #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp

Meet cute or cute meat- / charming first encounter or- / good looking rib-eye? / #haiku

Job security-/ Jujubees and Tootsie Rolls-/ Contrived by dentists./ #haiku #candy #teeth #dentist

Steadily dripping- / Inexorable march of- / money down your drain.../ #haiku #leakytoilet

The biggest moments-/ When the chips are on the line-/ Max the Warrior! / #haiku #maxscherzer #torontobluejays

Acts like a bully-/ or acts like an idiot-/ the Reign of Error-/

Acts like a bully-/ or acts like an idiot-/ trump’s Reign of Error. /

Tony said it once-/ And he'll say it all season-/ It is the BULLPEN!/

It's not semantics-/ It is gross incompetence-/ The Reign of Error-/

Downplaying stupid-/ Seems to be the trump playbook-/ The Reign of Error. /

Forrest had it right-/ Stupid is as stupid does-/ The Reign of Error-/ #haiku #hegsethresign #reignoferror #yemen

“accidentally” / I think the word their looking-/ for is “stupidly” / #haiku #HegsethMustResign #HegsethResign #hegseth #idiot #stupid #Dangerous

I’m rhyming like Gluck-/ Hope my bracket doesn’t suck-/ No Longwood, oh f$ck…../ #haiku #NCAABasketball @whoisgreggarcia.bsky.social #greggarcia

Devastating right-/ and a helluva salesman./ RIP Big George…/ #haiku #ripgeorgeforeman

Capitulation-/ by Columbia is death-/ by a thousand cuts…./ #haiku #academicfreedom #ColumbiaUniversity #intellectualfreedom

A caregiver tip-/ You may never be closer-/ to your family./ #haiku #caregiving

A caregiver tip-/ Sometimes airport personnel-/ may recognize you. / #haiku #caregiving #MEM #DCA

When there's Parkinson's-/ on both my Mom's and Pop's side-/ Future seems unsure..../ #haiku #Parkinsonsdisease

A caregiver tip-/ Physical decline is hard-/ Mental is brutal. / #haiku #caregiving #hospiceathome

I can pick my nose-/ and peck of pickled peppers-/ I can’t pick brackets…./ #haiku #NCAATournament

What trump does to Vets-/ Is a shameless betrayal-/ The Reign of Error./ #reignoferror #haiku #army #navy #marines #airforce

Race that eats it's young-/ Torturing runners right now! / Barkley Marathons! / #haiku #frozenheadstatepark #bm100

A caregiver tip-/ Treat yourself to a donut-/ It's the little things..../ #haiku #caregiving #hospice

You can analyze-/ You can listen to experts-/ I roll with Phil’s Mom!/ #haiku #irollwithphilsmom #ncaabasketball

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A caregiver tip-/ unexpected trips can be-/ a regular thing..../ #haiku #caregiving

They could try to watch-/ Either Casablanca or./ The Maltese Falcon./ #haiku #gardenia

Nothing but brackets-/ and everyone’s favorite-/ John Feinstein Story…/ #haiku

Horrifically-/ depressing, but there’s nothing-/ shocking about this…./ #haiku #hatecrimes www.cnn.com/2023/11/18/u...

The cost of being-/ an antisemite can be-/ very expensive. / #haiku @elonmusk #money #soul #price

There’s a difference-/ between free speech and speech that’s-/ meant to hurt people. / #haiku @elonmusk #elonmusk

Took over a year-/ Loved every single sentence-/ “wait and hope” perfect…./ #haiku #dumas #countofmontecristo

How low can they go? / When some hit rock bottom, they-/ just keep on digging…./ #haiku #foxnews @gop

An Alfred Hitchcock-/ type situation going-/ on in my backyard./ #haiku #hitch #thebirds #alfredhitchcock

It looks like Twitter-/ but it most certainly is-/ not Twitter or X./ #haiku