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In bed……I want to sleep but….

Me wanting to comment earnestly on ppl’s vanilla accounts but don’t want to come off as predatory or…inappropriate. The cleavage in my pfp is somewhat of an assault.

Just in case you thought the MAGA ppl gave a shit about children, they are saying that their leaders were manipulated into raping children. Making the pedophiles the victims. Men will literally say anything to avoid accountability.

I hope this gets you hard.

Men on fetlife who DM me things that could easily be comments are manipulative. You think you’re the exception? Fuck off.

🤭🤭

I miss writing sadistic Femdom stuff. I’m due. But I don’t have the mental energy today….

Be a good boy and spread my words so more ppl can find me on here. Seems a travesty they’re missing out on me.

Me randomly for no reason: 🎵a single mom who works two jobs, who LOVES her kids and never stops…🎵 you can’t hear it without finishing the lyrics.

Ha I’ve done them all. 2 is really fun bc gravity does its job and smothers their little faces. Also it’s so much more enjoyable for me when they hang. Like no. 3 but with me bent fwd.

Talk about baby steps. I’m just trying to get the infrastructure down. Nowhere near actual written content.

Making a site from scratch is tedious and complicated. And slooooowww. I just want to represent myself fully and let ppl see the many layers of me. I guess my urge to do that is what’s keeping me chipping away.

I’ve been making men fall in love with me for 25yrs. There’s just something about me…. You’ll see.

Hey Leo, what’s for lunch today?

Always tickled by men’s attempts to humble me. A confident unapologetic woman is so threatening to them. They get SOOOO angry when their tactics don’t work.

Imagine being mine. How amazing would that be?

Random thought: My senior year in high school, my homeroom teacher’s breath smelled my he had been eating pussy. Every day. That early? Was he a a good husband? Was he her submissive slave (hot)? Free use pussy mouth? Or….was he having an affair with another teacher before class? Hmm….

Normalize not tagging ppl, just mentioning them by name to see who pays attention.

It’s not easy being a person of depth in a shallow pool full of floaties.

I had a long week and it’s only Wed. Send me something to congratulate me on my hard work. throne.com/FunSizeGodde...

This shit is hilarious. ☺️☺️

Do not call yourself a sub if you do not find pleasure in serving. @pornhub.com is free, go watch it. #femdom #findom

So…a guy (newly followed my FL) saw a post I wrote about my celibacy and how much peace it’s brought me and decided to use that as an opportunity to mansplain to me why I need to be more open to giving men a chance. It was giving “lower your standards or you’ll die alone” a rhetoric I hear…

Good morning Sindy.

Wow…what a productive day!!!

My pink pillows and bedsheets smell like strawberries and cream. 🍓🥛

Every day I am so in awe of how resilient I am. And how far I’ve come. Every time I face my fears I’m proving to myself how fucking strong I am.

Oops, got your dick. 🤏🏼

Fun fact I have maintained a sex blog for 3yrs to document my journey to rediscover sex after my divorce. It’s scandalous to say the least. But I shifted my focus to Findom/Femdom/content creation and decided to stop paying for the blog domain and pay for my upcoming website instead.

Ok I feel like I made my Throne super cute. The theme is pink, duh. 💕 Let me know what you think ☺️ throne.com/FunSizeGodde...

My morning started out very well. I’m grateful for all the good things in my life. 🥰

Good morning Jim. Do you do voice over work? Because you have a great voice for it. I’m just imagining a Jim alarm gently waking me from my slumber.☺️

The boys really like this one for some reason. Feminine? Mommy vibes? This is what I wear when I’m looking for good boys.

Okay soooo…unbeknownst to me…it’s still winter? Bc GA is bipolar? Last week I was wearing a tshirt and shorts. And now it’s in the low 30s? Like, cute cute. No no, I still have my winter clothes. Just stop fucking with me.

Closing ceremonies are so pretty.

Me as an animal. This makes sense bc we all know cats are girls and dogs are boys.

What zodiac sign do you not fuck with?

Well it’s official. I’ve moved on from my floor length thick winter robe to my slinky short summer robe. It’s February. I have the ac on. Welcome to the south.

Good morning. It’s so hard to get out of this yummy bed.

Good morning Bruno. ✨

I think I figured it out. I’m seeing a lot of intellectuals on here. And the sapiosexual in me is doing cartwheels. So refreshing to be around men with actual thoughts. They’re so much hotter this way. I mean that respectfully of course. It’s actually giving me some more faith in the male species.

I’m not gonna lie. I love it here. I love the ppl I’m finding on here. 😘 the vibes are waaay better.

I’m genuinely so tickled when I find a witty account. Eek! 😁😁😁 I love clever funny ppl.

Watching Drag race for a 2nd time and no, I didn’t miss anything. Discord was in fact the funniest best one on snatch game.

I don’t have to chase ppl to make them fall for me. Their interactions with me are what pulls them in deeper. Like I said, I’m a slow burn. 🔥 🔥🔥 I’m also just so fucking lovable ☺️

I’m a creative not a tech. I’m much better at creating content.

Oof it’s so late. Just spent the last 2 hours working on my website. Doing this shit from scratch is hard and complicated 😩. Well I guess from scratch would be coding and I don’t have the left brain for that. But I really miss drag and drop.