have you guys heard this song le chanson de prevert it is the most beautiful song ever written with the most beautiful artistic striking imagery that cuts right to the heart of your soul and touches it with transcendent raw imagery of sorrow and nostalgia and eats at your heart with longing and

eloise takes a bath and leaves the tap running and floods the hotel

it's been brought to my attention we aren't doing a good enough job using good manners on this website

beavis and butthead are complete imbeciles

tummy hurt :(

wtf i hate baseball now

i love him now

now reading on @jfruh.bsky.social 's rec: "Because Internet"

i dropped the screw in the tuna

what genre u watching tonight

would you enter this contest

me at the store: i need large size lasagna because I am a large man me when it's cooked: that's too much lasagna

Angelica Eliiiiiiiza And pegging

23 and me ad

bender is being mean to nibbler

we can have au jus sandwiches in 9 hours

we should all take tv a little less seriously and turn it off every once in a while

bart ruined thanksgiving

some days i wish the sun would just explode

tell francoise i love her www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2V-...

tfw 7 am www.youtube.com/watch?v=pthT...

i had Bad Dreams where i overslept and missed my biology exam and also there were no more dr peppers in the fridge

tell fritzi i love her boots @cashbrowns.bsky.social

this morning my own mother gave my last cupcake away

many people are saying i am very brave for watching this at night before bed

normalize being nice to me

trying to shop while the drone floor cleaner is patrolling the aisles in walmart (2026)

slay

chicken pot pie

Happy Connor Storrie SNL week to all that celebrate 🥰

where's my fucking package @ups

eat cheeseburger and fries every day until i die challenge

moonlight makes me want to cry

new water bottle new me

this will fix me

trapped in the drive thru

i deserve this today

i can go to bed at 9pm, as a treat

as long as you believe in yourself anythings possible

it was rly cold the other night and i turned on my space heater and went to sleep with a lot of clothes and i had dreams people were standing too close to me and getting on me and smothering me and i couldnt breathe and i woke up and i was really hot and sweating and i took off all my extra layers

idk if ive ever actually built a snowman before but it looks a lot easier in cartoons

need a better word to describe this other than "pathetic" because that would imply I could feel any amount of pathos for him

morning update

wenn mich nicht vorher das Trinken umbringt, dann die Erinnerung an dich