Connor Storrie, with age, could play Don Draper, Walter White, or Tony Soprano. I’m not sure any of those guys could ever have played this role. I don’t think we should underestimate what this kid is accomplishing simply because it’s a bit of a glossy show.

“Sceney LA gay guys” is brutal and absolutely perfect.

Spoiler alert-ish: The most cynical yet realistic thing that happened in this episode was the relationship dynamic switching almost immediately when the professional hierarchy switched. This further proves what a dumb, evil asshole the friend from episode three is.

Guys, please do not break up with a wealthy, beautiful, 40-year-old professional athlete with whom you appear to have amazing sex because one of your female friends makes you feel bad about keeping it a secret for a couple years. You gently eliminate that friend, and wait it the fuck out! Nonsense!

New-ish middle-aged fear/anxiety - being strangled in the night by my CPAP hose. Speaking of hoses, here’s a pic of…nah, even I can’t make contextual leap.

I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?

Wings? #FCF

This individual continues to use pictures of Zach Wilson, and got super confused when I asked him how he is enjoying his time with the Dolphins. Thought I was talking about swimming with the dolphins.

These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now. Proposed captions… 1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?) 2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you? Retweet for #1, Like for #2 #chunky

Nothing demonstrates how much the culture has passed me by as clearly as the number of times I’ve listened to the Alanis Morissette cover of Coming Around Again. It’s phenomenal and I have not heard one mention of it anywhere.

Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF

Food porn. Do they remind you of anything?

I’ve had the song Jump In The River on frequent rotation for 35+ years, but the lyric “like the times we did it so hard there was blood on the wall” still elicits a bit of a “holy shit” whenever I hear it.

Are the two guys that sing in their kitchen with various (mostly heinous) guest celebrities a couple? Google is surprisingly (and perhaps reassuringly) unhelpful on this topic.

There are three or four guys I follow on here that I am increasingly suspicious might not actually exist as human beings in any traditional sense. Anyone else experiencing this? Not talking about that one guy that runs all his pics through a carwash of filters and AI. Sunny cock pic for attention

Right now - about a minute ago. This humidity has my bush bushing the fuck out. Drenched. Wish I had a friendly mouth nearby (I never say shit like this. Can’t pull off the vibe at all.) #FCF

Enjoying all of your 🍆🍆🍆 while I water the 🍆🍆🍆. Here’s a recent pic of my other 🍆🍆🍆.

I haven’t taken a pic with some cute boxers in quite a while. #FCF

Is anybody watching Overcompensating? I have thoughts. Cock pics for engagement.

Curved #FCF

A bit sad for Gay BlueSky that the impressive bouncing hog that has captivated much of NFL BlueSky all day today has not broken through over here. Oh well…

Is it just me or do guys that transition from legit fashion models to content creators fall into two categories with no middle ground? Category one being those that are shockingly boring at the sex, and category two being those that are so filthy/piggy as to make one gasp. Fresh pics for attention

Wondering if the young gays are playing REO Speedwagon when they wear those thick, 1980s style gold chains that are everywhere all of the sudden? This is not a criticism. I think they look hot, but I am feeling a bit ancient. I draw the line when they bring back Chaps (the cologne, not the garment.)

Not brand spankin’ new, but I don’t think I’ve ever posted it before. #FCF

I’ve been fairly lazy with the pics lately, so as a bit of a Throwback #TBT here are some pics using household products that probably shouldn’t be anywhere near your penis as reference objects. I aim to fulfill my picture taking responsibilities much more faithfully going forward.

All those hump day pics have me glistening right now!

I was looking at pics from about a year and a half ago, and I must say, I really fucking love this t-shirt.

Shiny #monochromemonday

Throwing a little wiggle into it for Friday #FCF

I just found out that a newer porn guy grew up in my general area, and aside from being 🥵 🥵 🥵, let me tell you, the sound of his voice/accent in his scenes has me absurdly aroused. It’s like every beautiful, is-he-or-isn’t-he, vaguely gay, drunk-kissing, coy jock from college is on the screen. 🍆🍆🍆

Greased as fuck on this snowy Sunday afternoon. Nothing better to do.

Is this a lot? I can’t think of an appropriate acronym, but Happy Saturday nonetheless.

Tom Brady coping so poorly with aging that he decided to do THAT to his face is tremendously enjoyable, TBQH.

I’m officially “thinks that Sabrina Carpenter Dunkin’ ad is a bit much” years old.

It’s my birthday later this week, and I’m so fucking old, but I’ve been religiously moisturizing my dick every day since my late teens so at least one thing is holding up okay. 😂

Doing a marathon of season 2 this morning, and, once again, if anyone happens to be friends with this dude tell him I said hey (and show him my pics.) Thank you.

#FCF Not going to get into the story behind this one, but I’m sure you get the gist.

This year went by far too quickly.

Soft and soapy #SCS

Signed up for a month of Netflix, for the first time in years, to watch the football games tomorrow. What else should I watch this month? Cock pics for engagement. Happy Holidays!

Attaching a screenshot of this sad old tweet with the same pictures included. The message still holds. Maybe someday this will actually work. 😂 #FCF

This should probably start going around again, right?

Finally created an “alt” on here, but it’s just to follow a bunch of NFL accounts. To mark the occasion here are some cock pics with an approximation of the team colors. Really hoping I don’t accidentally show my junk to the mafia. 😂

A really old one. #FCF

Anyone know if there is a way to toggle between two identities on here without having to sign in and out?

Happy Halloween! Thought about doing another more graphic picture, but I can’t stand the thought of wasting food.