🎶 it took a lifespan with no cellmate—the long waaaaay back 🎶

me attempting to communicate with my zoomer co-workers:

e! true hollywood story: evangelist lyft driver farts the entire ride and refuses to open window despite it being fifty degrees out

Broadcast News (1987)

Netflix:

dumbest patient pantry hack i’ve had to do in a long time—reducing a can of tomato sauce into two tree tablespoons of tomato paste—all while listening to our town by aaron copland, a personal favorite and perennial reminder. hope we’re all finding ways to be kind to one another

star trek the next generation mashups if yr interested in that sort if thing

me after a few 🍻 when someone asks what i’ve been listening to

i kinda feel like if you want to understand why i am like i am you gotta watch this video my dad texted me today

it’s him, it’s the grinch, he’s in the movie, he’s in the movie Cruel Intentions (1999)

“Chomsky mentions that his wife and Epstein have attempted to interest the linguist in jazz.”

if i had born in 2003 by age 11 i would’ve been putting a bluetooth speaker on the dinner table yelling “ALEXA PLAY STINKFEST BY TOOL” ‘till i got my @$$ spanked at least monthly

CM PUNK IS IN ZOOTOPIA 2

There’s something both comforting and profound about how no matter which way I organize my books these two champions of the human (and muppet!!) project appear next to one another.

gee wiz indie rock! do i dare say it—the taco bell and x-box commercials might not be helping! 🤮 this shit is so fucking corny

dude on a bike just zipped by me pointing/screaming “IT’S THE GUY FROM THE HANGOVER”

The year is 2011. I am having a frustratingly unproductive conversation with a 19 year-old about Tyler the Creator’s tweets. The year is 2025. I am having a frustratingly unproductive conversation with a 19 year-old about Tyler the Creator’s tweets.

Winona turning a few millionaire children on to the ‘mats a decade ago completely altered the space time continuum

screaming I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND over my noise canceling sonys at the three women on the orange line who ask me out to church every day

picked a hell of a soundtrack for my last commute to my home of the past ten years. big ole move this weekend. c’mon you know

“I Will Get The Hang of This” First time drawing on a tablet, feels whacky!

weird al x jawbreaker go➡️ 🎶a near miss or a close call i’m headed towards a bathroom stall i had an accident at the mall. i couldn’t wait wash my pants scrub the poop stains off my legs i looked for soap there was nothin’ left🎶

The End of Evangelion (1997)

Zoomer co-worker: Damn dude you’re 33? I thought you were like 26 Me: Haha ye ZCW: So like why uhhh do you work here Me: The big sad ZCW:

how has it only been one year

With the awful news from the last couple hours, this post from the political optimism subreddit helped to break through a bit of the despair fog. Repubs know this is political suicide, ICE's support is crumbling despite the budget increase, and there's a myriad of ways to fight back. Keep strong.

listening to stankonia with the mega bass turned on

forever crazy to me that I have to live in a world where so many bands wanna sound like all time low or whatever other warped tour dumbassery they loved as children like dude have you really just not had the epiphany where yr listening to something so sonicly unique that you see god—c'mon man

This magazine is 29 years old today—though perhaps Metallica’s mascara-laced Anton Corbijn period has aged like a tall glass of eggnog, an editorial depicting the (then) rising, shadowy, evangelical right’s fight against womens’ right to choose could’ve been published this morning.

do you ever think about the sports to potty humor pipeline that kids get to experience in real time via physical education? like the transformative moment where suddenly every time an adult says the word "balls" you laugh so hard that you start to shake

capital G Guitar solo

true joy to be on spinning rock simultaneously to Alex G whose continued harmonic and groove adventures make up some of the singularly most compelling popular music of the last 8 years imho---the keys lead in this sounds like walk of life by dire straits which i think is a very good song

if i see the dead oceans wednesday reddit ad that's disguised to look like an indieheads post one more time i'm gonna explode---why is indie rawk dumbassery trying to get between me and my wrasslin' gossip! leave! me!! alone!!!

happy 15th 'just got back,' sometimes I have a tough time living in yr shadow. if there's one thing i wish young Brave Little Aba-Fans could take away: 3 kids crafted it completely untethered from marketing/pursuit of audience. its naivete is a strength. proud that it passes tests of time.

Being intolerably staunch on this has borderline ruined some relationships of mine over the last few years, but, the fact that we depend on Baby Boomers the likes of Springsteen and Vedder to publicly oppose M@ga while my gen's most famous musicians shit out vibes in silence will always be wack 2 me

despite listening to cowboys from hell every single day of 7th grade its needle drop in season 1 of Barry is so profound that when i hear that riff i just think about bill hader screaming

💸🦟💸

Malcolm in the Middle S3E16 ‘Hal Coaches’

gorgeous interpretation of a 21st century classic—on repeat today under these rays

drew a nerd

Does anyone else think it’s crazy how what Refused thought the ‘shape of punk to come’ was 27 years ago included jazz and anti-capitalist critical theory but it’s turned out to be Turnstile sucking all humanity out of the D Beat and exchanging it with ✨vibes✨