You know who she hasn't seen in a while? The corpse eating creature. Did it die?

//man just wants his vending machine snack cakes. This is a valid reaction

(Slow eyebrow raise) Do you want me to create an opening so you can have what's in there, then?

(Just... Reaching into her hat and producing a sandwich?)

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I call bullshit, your honor.

Is that really something you should be telling people?

That is what anniversaries are for.

Shorter girls scare you, huh?

That... That is stupid. Why not just show your affection daily?

What's a valentines?

//I love how dispatch people follow me here and not on my actual dispatch oc

Ded-

What is this valentines day? Why are there suddenly flowers everywhere?

Snip snip.

I'm going to take your fur.

< Is a nice 5'4

One day...

Curses the reader with insomnia no miss-

Curses ur shoelaces no miss-

Plopping down on a bench. Be afraid.

"It truly is a shame... Well, what can I do? It probably wouldn't have mattered even if I studied it. Not for what I was hoping for, anyway."

"It is a world where everything is held dear once lived. Assuming I hate it is the same as spitting on the memories of the ones who once thrived there."

Sips tea in not even from this universe.

Is there something that compares? It has such a unique signature... It would be a shame to not study it.

Even if she promises to give it back?

So. Hypothetically, if she were to borrow @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social's helm to study it...

"You're trying to get me to either agree with you or lose my temper. Knock it off."

Anyway, she's keeping this totally cursed relic she found. It keeps trying to get her to sacrifice people for a dead god.

. . . What's Valentine's Day?

. . . It's just stew.

"You're quite annoying. Did you know that?"

She probably should have learned some healing spells.

She's making dinner.

"I would hardly want to reveal my intentions to someone who insisted I hated my world."

Curse him! A pox on thee! Or whatever. "Dead, whether you had whimsy or not."

"Suddenly my good mood has been ruined."

"Even a child isn't this annoying..." Quiet grumbling. She might just be in a mood. Or she's just mean.

She has successfully captured and tamed tiny blue teleporting creatures. They're actually very useful while she makes potions.

Good luck!

Sleep is a myth.

Slowly taking the cup. THROWING IT-

Staring. Judgmentally.

Right... You see... Flies away.

She can't let this go on her criminal record okay-

GRABBING HER BROOM-

. . She's going to let her fix it. And maybe take the fall. Bye-

It was just a levitation spell. Honest.