Ah so there is Mike Johnson’s “new victim”.

Have you ever tried to administer IV antibiotics to your husband through a picc line while he watches Georgia wipe the floor with Alabama on championship weekend? No? Then you ain’t living. #CFB

@pelzerb.bsky.social Happy Holidays and Tucker will keep an eye out for you.

A chic cannabis dispensary #AlphabetChallenge #WeekWforWindows

You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Clearly I lived a remarkable life if my death was at the hands of this glorious stand mixer with a wooden bowl. Death by delicious misadventure.

Happy Thanksgiving all. I am spending this holiday at the hospital with Mr. Tomato. Enjoy an oven-cam pic of a previous year’s bird.

Her reversal took two minutes in a single interview, not two days. Some people are just endlessly evil. People who harass victims of school shootings would have to become nuns and wash feet for decades to earn forgiveness.

Prepared this yesterday and cooked it today. The gravy is so magnificent that I’m freezing it in an ice cube tray for later consumption. 🧑‍🍳💋

Went to healthcare.gov today to renew my insurance. Current year $450. New rate $956. Guess I’m going to play Russian roulette next year and forego coverage. Are we great yet?

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

Cooking folks, what are your favorite recipe sites? I like Sally’s Baking Addiction (especially for crab cakes), Dinner at the Zoo and Spend With Pennies. For BBQ I enjoy AmazingRibs. 🍽️

What would you like to see?

In Project 2029 I want a comprehensive plan for transitioning to nationalized healthcare including timelines, sample deductions on a weekly/biweekly basis for an average American paycheck versus what we pay now, and a schedule to convert all current healthcare company offices to low income housing.

10/10

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture…

Very cool. Thank you Scott. See Scott’s post for link. 😉

Could one or both of you help boost this beauty? She needs a megaphone and a paw up. 🐾 @15outof10.org @weratedogs.com

They let it. Fuck ABC/Disney and every weak kneed, taint licking, let-me-babybird-you-that-filet-mignon soggy twatwaffle who had anything to do with recent events. Are we fucking great yet? Have we had enough yet?

So, if everyone in the press corps thinking that it's great that Colbert won an Emmy for having a backbone, then why not try for a Pulitzer by emulating him?

Copy Of A Raleigh, NC #NIN

The Horned Frogs trounced the horny frog. Welcome back college football.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2pm? My guess “I made poo poo”.

Gray day here. At least the colorful birdies showed up. #MerlinWizardry

Is this any MAGA’s red line?

Every day is like Christmas…for Putin. Sigh.

What are you looking at? #CaturdayEve

More defunding of police. So much winning. wtop.com/dc/2025/08/t...

Sprinkle a little Soylent Green on top. 🤢

You know where you won’t find a shred of DEI? The Epstein Files.

As usual Charlotte is spot on. Calm, methodical, lethal.

Same. #ncpol

Lizard love.

Awesome. Are we great yet?

Holding the antenna “just so” to improve TV reception.

True here in the states too. Division makes us weaker. People are dying. Subsidizing recycled dinos is a losing bet. Winner takes all means everyone loses. And the last three are obvious.

Succinct and horrific, dipped in gold and available on Etsy.

Great listening sounds of Chinese products exploding outside I guess. Happy whatever the fuck this is.

This is Tucker. Watching big dogs splash around is exhausting.

Me trying to find news unrelated to sexual predators today.

My disabled husband has a plethora of mobility gadgets. One is a wiping aid. I recently heard a crash from bathroom. I raced upstairs to find him drowsily wondering who dropped his “stick”. To distract me from accusing him of toilet napping, he snapped it up and exclaimed “wingardium leviosa!” 😂

We cannot allow this to stand. They are coming for us all.

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Me every time I open social media these days.

Street art in Beaufort, NC. #photography

@capecodpostaah.bsky.social Lose someone?

Deeply grateful to those who stood up when many could not. Bring on the general strike.

Time to send binkies to the birthday boy!