Trump tried to visit the North Pole, but Santa turned him away… He said the Naughty List was already full because of Trump alone... 🤣 #joke #Trump #Christmas

Trump tried to visit the North Pole, but Santa turned him away… He said the Naughty List was already full because of Trump alone... 🤣 #joke #Trump #Christmas

A closed mouth gathers no flies, but it does miss out on gossip... I guess... 🤪 #joke #funny #advice

Sometimes you get a harsh reminder... Life is short... Smile while you still have teeth.💙

If we say “sleep tight,” does anyone actually know what the loose version feels like? I mean, it would be nice to know. 😊 #joke #wondering #sleepy

What do you call it when Trump tries to unite the country? Opposite Day............... 😑😂 #joke #trump #madman #destroyer

Here's another poem. It's one of those like a riddle. I call them "Wait... What?!"-poems. It's good, and I hope you'll enjot it! 😁 #poem #poetry #writer #riddle

What do you call it when Trump takes responsibility? Science fiction...! 😂🤣 #joke #trump

What do you call it when Trump tells the truth? A typo... 😂 #joke #trump #liar

If birds sing in the morning, do they ever rehearse or do they just wing it?🤔 #joke #thought #wondering #bird 🤣🐦‍⬛

Trump says he doesn't understand why people call him orange. He says it’s “fake hues"....... Hahahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂 #joke #trump #orange #fake #news #madman

Happy 1st of December! May your day be filled with warm drinks, soft blankets, and that first spark of holiday magic settling in like a cozy hug. 🤩💙

If we call it “common sense,” why is it so rare? I mean... This fits really good for a certain group of people with a name of 4 letters that starts with M and ends on an A... Hihihi 🤣🤪 #joke #Trump #common #sense

Trump’s legal team is like a revolving door... Except the door has better credentials... 🤪 #joke #trump #madman

You can’t please everyone — some people don’t even like cheese... 🤔 #joke #deep #thought

Dance like no one’s watching — because they’re all staring at their phones anyway... Be present! 💙

Trump says he has “the best memory.” Except when people ask him about literally anything he said five minutes ago... Especially when it's something about some files... 😑 #joke #truth #Trump

Here's a poem from today's brain farts... It's actually quite "clean" poetry, hah. Anyways, I hope you'll enjoy. 😁🙌 #poem #poetry #writer #saturday

If a pencil could talk, would it brag about all the good ideas it helped write — or complain about being chewed on? Asking for a friend that likes the feeling of chewing on a pencil... 😜 #joke #wondering #deepthoughtsonasaturday

Even the strongest ale can’t fix a weak plan... Happy weekend to everyone! 😊🍻

It happens often that I land on someone's 'moderation list' because I fight for democracy, equality and kindness. I take that as a good sign! 💙

Trump’s hair has something in common with his policies... If you look closely, nothing holds it together... Hihihi! 😂 #joke #Trump #weekend

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. 🤔👌

Trump’s debate strategy: Talk loudly, repeat yourself, and deny everything — so basically Thanksgiving dinner with your loudest uncle............... 😑😂 Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! 💙 #joke #Trump #thanksgiving

No matter how expensive your watch is, or how many watches you have, you don't have more time than others. 🤔

Here's a poem. Maybe it's poetry, just a brain fart or a dream. It could be some deep thoughts too - maybe the ones you have when you are about to sleep... Hmm... Anyways, this is a comfort. 😊

May your alarm clock be silent, your coffee be bottomless, and your responsibilities politely wait until Monday. Good morning everyone! 😊🫶

If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Asking for a friend... 🤣

Never trust a map drawn by someone already lost... Just sayin'... 😑

A wise man listens carefully… then does whatever he was going to do anyway... 🤣

Courage is knowing it might go wrong and doing it loudly anyway... 🤣🤪

Ale may not solve your problems, but water never tried... Cheers the weekend is close! 🍻🤪

I put a bell on the cookie jar—now it’s officially Jingle Bills... What a knead joke! Hah 🤣

If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape... It fixes EVERYTHING! 🤣

Too much honesty can ruin a perfectly good excuse... Just sayin'... 😂

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 🤔

If you’re feeling useless, remember: you were once the fastest sperm... 😁

I just watched 'Frankenstein', and what a beautiful and amazing movie — and story! It has light and darkness, great acting and a magic touch. Thank you so much @realgdt.bsky.social for this, and thanks for using danish actors as well. 🫶 To this, I want to share one of my first poems. 💙 #frankenstein

The road to glory is long, but the road to the tavern is well lit... Just sayin'... Safety first! 😊

I told the barista I wanted my coffee to reflect my life. She handed me a cup that was mostly empty, slightly bitter, and way too expensive... Good mornin' to ya all! 🤪🫶

Even the mightiest hero needs someone to remind him where he parked his horse. 🫶

My phone asked me for a backup plan. I told it, "You're always on call." 😏

I like cats. They are chaotic, unpredictable, beautiful small furballs - truly a ninja in disguise. Anyways, here's a pawsome poem. I wish you all a wonderful weekend and a lovely caturday. 😻

Even the mightiest hero needs someone to remind him where he parked his horse. 🫶

Luck favors the bold — and occasionally the slightly tipsy. 🤣🤞

I asked the car mechanic if he wanted to hear a joke. He said, "I'm already exhausted." 😑

The motivation is low when you empty your dishwasher just to fill it up again because you have so many dirty dishes in the sink... It's a never ending story... But then again, the dishwasher sure knows how to do the dirty work... and that makes me happy. 😊😂

Hmm... Sad... The mad-rocket-man got his way... The votes were in his favor... He has done some quite impressive engineering steps with his companies, but his is a mad, mad man with crazy and cruel values... Only way to not give him riches and power is to not buy his products... It's simple. 🤔👌

I know that Halloween has passed, but I just saw this picture and thought it's so worth sharing, because it's so darn awesome and pure art! And then it reminds me of Aliens and Predator and the excitement for the new Predator movie because they are from the same franchise and more awesome. 🤩

This poem is just wonderful. I hope it'll bring you a little smile or maybe a giggle - everyone deserves that! 💙😊