Oh, I haven't realized Halloween is coming up..

// I need to stop neglecting my other accs

I wonder where that man has gone...

// bsky.app/profile/did:... Pspsps, here's my other accs if anyone wants em

// I need to stop neglecting my other accs

- Bandwagons -

Eyes shut, hands resting on his stomach. He lays on the ground, a field of grass surrounding him. His wings spread open on the ground, sighing softly. Taking the time to relax after having to guide a few souls to their afterlife. God doesn't get to do this often, so whenever he's able to, ++

// @sleeplesscryogenic.bsky.social test

Higher lords above, forgive me for stepping out of line.

{ Oh! It seems he's startled the other. Pausing in his steps, perhaps he should've greeted verbally first? Unsure of what to do, he keeps a distance before he speaks. } “ Oh, my apologies -- I didn't mean to frighten you. ”

{ A wandering god ends up in the area where the little alien works on the car. Stopping in his steps for a moment, head tilting a bit before he approaches. }

// sets this down

{ He is observing. }

// sets this down. Nap time.

【 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】

// it's so hard being a father

// you're not getting away from me either kracko

⠀ ⠀ 𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗅-𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗇. 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙿𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁. ⋆⭒˚.⋆ ⠀ ⠀

// for all my accounts, you know this, stinky

Sitting in a field full of white roses, eyes shut while black tears trickle down his cheeks while his expression holds not emotion. A soft breeze flowing through his hair and feathers, scythe in hand.

// lemme lock in now, I've been too silly on here lately

《 𝐇𝐨𝐰. 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 '𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡? 》

⠀ ⚫ 𝐀𝐔 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮. ⚫ 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 ( 𝟐𝟏+ ) ⚫ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 & 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖. ⚫ 𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓+ 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲. ⚫ 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭. #MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP ⠀

Alright. Ahem. Apologies.

How can i be attractive and mysterious if I keep talking

Oh, you jest. I'm staying out of trouble yes, er.. however, I've been experiencing troubling feelings.

Ah, Evangelica. It's been a while.

〖 𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧, 𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨' 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙨t 〗

// do i dare bring Elmo to bluesky

Aughaughauhaug

{ Screaming in hands }

{ PAUSING. Well... He could use the money for human products... Staying turned away. } i -- I said I wish to bear your child —

I wish to be buried alive.

I MEAN -- UH - { He is running AWAY. }

i wish to bear your child —

OKAY! I can DO THIS. . . I hope.

{ Hiding face in pillow. Kicking feet. He's NERVOUS }

Guys, how do I tell him. I've never felt like this before.

iwishtobearyour-- I mEAN-- AHEM AHEM -- Money is not what troubles me

I -- I see ! U - Uhm, well uh -- you see, wh - what I was saying was u-uh, I'm, I -- Um. Well, uh. Um.

So you just... Spawned ...? From the sound of your name..?

WHEN DID YOU GET HERE —

You didn't hear anything

Harvey.. the man with the booth that I have fal-- Ahem.

Who is it

I wish to test something. . Someone get me pregnant.

MEN CAN GET PREGNANT?????

I need a vacation