How did this family get a whole-ass playplace in their front yard

Why are there several different golf balls in several different parts of the middle of the road

I've heard of hanging your laundry outside, but this is ridiculous

0-0 in the 0th inning

I was wrong. Go Flyers

Do I actually believe this will be the outcome? No, not really. But I need to manifest something good for once in my life to make me happy. #StanleyCup #Flyers

If the Flyers don't win the Cup this year, the next best thing would be for the Lightning to lose to the Kings in the finals, so Corey Perry can lose yet another Stanley Cup against the team that traded him away this season

My guy just hit a full-on dab in 2026 in the middle of a Flyers game

Last 2 days: 27°+C Right now:

Things that describe me?

lmfao 😭

Just two fuzzy buddies

Why in god's name would I need to draw on a photo my doordash driver sent me...

Me and the homies getting ready to watch a new season of Scrubs tonight

Was this your card? 🪄

Got an EKG yesterday, Dr. Turk would be proud :)

My footprints are finally gone!

Finally, a net i can dunk on

Sorry, did sonic fking die on my route?

If anyone lost their entire orange hmu I found it (it's not very far from where you lost your sandwich)

Life, uh, finds a way

Bro just buy the other half of the shovel next time it'll be easier

Coolest ground in town 😎

I know not to eat yellow snow but no one ever told me about blue snow can I eat it pls respond :)

Hey if anyone lost their full sandwich I found it dm me

Me advertising myself for a date

That's why they call me Ice Man (I presume, idk, I never asked)

"don't worry, we salted the roads" the salt:

It's been a while since I've walked in weather 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 frigid

Got an ebay reminder for the exact sweatshirt I'm currently wearing. Guess I can probably unwatch that

The other day while I was running, I passed a house that had both an Eagles and a Packers flag hanging outside. The Packers lost Saturday, and the Eagles lost yesterday. I just now passed the house again, and those flags are already gone, but now they have a Steelers flag hanging up??? 😭

Went for a nice morning run :)

boy I sure do love watching SPORT I think today I'll watch HOME vs AWAY

Excuse me..?

Flyers lost their season opener, Eagles lost 2 games, and the Phillies got knocked out of the playoffs all within a week

Flying an Eagles flag at half-mast after one loss is crazy work

I'm happy to have contributed 0.0000001%

I can't even celebrate my favourite holiday with a Cinnabon because I can't eat solid food til next month 😭 Glad Kanelbullens dag!

It's October! You know what that means. Using my very first bluesky post to make my way-too-early preseason Stanley Cup prediction to my single digit follower base! This season, I'm picking the Dallas Stars to win The Cup. See you in a year when I make another post 🫡