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This is a burner account.
Listening to a Behind the Bastards episode featuring Ed Zitron, in which he quipped "I think it's hard to tell what's in a man's heart — especially when he's British..." and I audibly chortled.
about 8 hours ago
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Oh, you're Pansexual? How many goats have you... *gets violently pimpsmacked by Dionysos's thyrsos to prevent me from completing that sentence*
11 days ago
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Documenting some mildly horny garden decor over at the local garden centre…
12 days ago
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I still can't believe Nintendo canonically wrote in allusions into Tears of the Kingdom that Link and Zelda are fucking.
15 days ago
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While saying my final goodbyes in the this country I may have broken a woman's heart by my departure and this is weighing very heavily on my conscience.
29 days ago
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Scoping out a colleague’s shelves at the open office. Trying to guess her ideology…
about 1 month ago
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No one: ... Absolutely no one: ... Danish:
about 1 month ago
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Searching for this upgrade part that’s uhh… *checks notes* a Trans-Accelerator.
about 1 month ago
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one person in the secret groupchat was talking about finger limes and the obvious joke was made but then i googled finger grapefruit since i thought i saw a picture on tumblr once a decade ago and i was completely unprepared for the results
about 1 month ago
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Oh no I just heard a feral child say ‘6-7’ in real life for the first time.
about 2 months ago
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Svensk Filmindustri has jumped the shark.
about 2 months ago
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I love logging into Facebook once every week or two just to remind myself how it's become 110% brain cancer, the website.
about 2 months ago
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It's only child sacrifice if it's done in the name of Moloch in Ancient Carthage. Everything else is just sparkling infanticide.
2 months ago
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Is the SD card… uhm… Mario’s dick?
2 months ago
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Scunthorpe is basically Cuntville with an s-mobile.
2 months ago
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Edited a typo on a page about a random railway station in Durham at the behest of someone else and somehow it feels appropriate that the only other edit registered from the IP address I'm using at the moment is for a list of Lesbian fiction.
2 months ago
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I sometimes think that the high point of the internet was the day we all found out that David Cameron (allegedly) fucked a pig and it’s all been downhill from there.
2 months ago
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Of course, if you don't know German 'Ohne dick' and 'Dicke Titten' are probably on the same level.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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I opened a YouTube video and was immediately hit with an ad for the new XPeng G6 electric car, except the ad was in Danish so the lead in 'ny G6 fra XPeng' initially parsed to me as 'new gay sex from XPeng'.
3 months ago
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You can't convince me that these are the real names of the authors of this study. Harder & Kock (1976) isn't real.
3 months ago
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Trying to explain to the average European how abysmal L2 language instruction is in the average angloid elementary school.
3 months ago
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Procrastinating writing my project's final report by setting up a burner account because I feel like it would be bad to post on main about how much procrastinating I've been doing. This is definitely a good use of my time.
3 months ago
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And whenever you post, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and post on the Twitters and on the Instagrams, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.
3 months ago
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