Why is he saluting to the National Anthem? That applies to military only. Mr. Bone Spurs was never in the military and although he is Commander-in-Chief, that is not a military position: it’s a civilian position. Maybe he’s unable to hold his hand over his heart because he doesn’t have one.

Is there anything trustworthy about this administration?

This is why Trump doesn’t drink alcohol. He already gets plenty of booze.

In order to solve the car fuel crisis we need to build cars that run on a resource that is infinite in supply. Can somebody invent a car that runs on Trump’s stupidity?

As part of the Führerprinzip (leader principle) and widespread propaganda, the Nazi regime frequently named public spaces, infrastructure, and institutions after Adolf Hitler. Examples: Adolf-Hitler-Platz, Adolf-Hitler-Straße and Adolf-Hitler-Brücke. Trump needs to grow a funny mustache.

Remember how excited we were to see photos of the moving truck parked in front of The White House at the end of Trump’s first term? Imagine how excited we’re going to be when we see paramedics carry the stretcher with the sheet-covered body out of The White House.

The Trump regime is a hate group and a terrorist organization.

I just finished watching the series finale of The Boys, the story of an insecure malignant narcissist with daddy issues who uses his power to destroy anyone who opposes him. Oh, wait, that was a Trump rally.

Why risk your life trying to assassinate the president when time is already doing the job? Besides, do we really want to see a tombstone that says, “People, a lot of people, many smart people say here lies the greatest martyr in history.”

Jeff Bezos’ “Let them eat cake” comments wouldn’t have been so bad if he didn’t follow them with, “Speaking of cake, you can choose from a wide variety of cakes for pick up from your local Whole Foods using your Amazon account.“

And water is wet.

I think that Trump’s thug fund is not so much about compensating people who violently assisted him in his coup attempt on Jan 6, as it is about sending a message to those that he may call upon in the future to commit violence on his behalf.

I just don’t understand people who vote for candidates endorsed by this wannabe authoritarian president. It’s as if they are voting so that they won’t be able to vote anymore. It’s like people working to put themselves out of work.

The corruption of this president and the sycophants who enable him is so blatant that it’s hard to tell if this is satire.

It’s just a matter of time before he starts shouting the ‘R’ word, the ‘N’ word, the ‘C’ word and both of the ‘F’ words freely.

AI is just another tool that will make the rich richer and the poor poorer. But not to worry. Before long, it will kill us all.

I’m old enough to remember when the Republican Party had a problem with cover ups, corruption, violating one’s oath to uphold The Constitution and big government.

RFK Jr announced that he is releasing a line of energy drinks called “Splerf,” the tanning bed and fruit-flavored vape pen in a can for kids, made with 5% Hantavirus and raccoon genitals.

The majority MAGA Supreme Court has enabled authoritarianism, white nationalism and unrestrained criminality of the executive branch. The same can be said about Congress. America’s guard rails has gone off the rails. Everyone needs to vote blue to save our democracy.

Republicans get their panties in a twist if someone self identifies as a gender that is different from the biological gender they were born with, but they don’t have a problem that Justice Clarence Thomas self identifies as white.

Trump is the quintessential reminder that behind every bully is an insecure, thin-skinned, weak simpleton who was never loved by their parents.

We should probably leave the conspiracy theories to the nuts on the right. It’s not a good look for those who still care about democracy, equal rights and justice.

To all you people saying this was staged, you sound just as crazy as the people who claimed that Trump won the 2020 election.

As the good book said, thou shall not place Dr. Oz and Oz Perlman in the same room lest mayhem and turmoil be unleashed upon those who congregate amongst them.

Other than that, how was the dinner Mrs. Trump?

What is the possibility that Trump won’t make a scene at the Correspondents Dinner?

Trump is hell bent on erasing President Obama’s legacy and replacing it with his own, often at the peril of the American people. So, in a way, Obama was initially responsible for division in America, but only because he’s black and this damn country is infested with racists.

JD Vance: “I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler.” Trump: “Be my Vice President.” JD Vance: “OK.”

I don’t think that Narcissus was as much of a narcissist as Trump.

Orbán is out. Now do Trump.

Thank you for your attention to this lunacy.

I think Melania was fanning the flames of the Epstein files because she knows it will bring her husband down and she’s just as sick of him as the rest of us.

Who would have thought that bullying, blustering and false threats would be less effective on the world stage than it was in middle school? This so-called president is a laughing stock.

The 25th amendment is not a viable option because that would have to be exercised by the VP and the cabinet and they are all sycophants and yes men. Impeachment and removal, however, will definitely be in play, especially if Dems win big in the midterms. Vote!

It’s TACO (Trump always chickens out) Tuesday.

Tonight will be the first time that Steven Colbert will be back with The Late Show since Pedo Pumpkinhead came out as a Muslim. Looking forward to his opening monologue.

It’s official: his unpresidential cheese has slid off his unpresidential cracker and landed in his unpresidential soiled nappy. Save America by exercising the 25th Amendment. Our representatives should not be subservient to crazy.

Wait. Did she forget to include the F bomb in her Easter message or was that a deliberate choice?

I’m just hearing for the first time that Pam Bondi got fired. Just kidding. I just like reliving the moment.

Trump is considering replacing attorney general, Pam Bondi. I wonder what she did right.

Tonight, every time that Trump apologies (says he’s sorry, admits he’s made a mistake, etc.), take a drink. Recovering alcoholics can play too (don’t worry, you won’t be drinking anything).

I don’t know how Trump has the time to attend the Supreme Court’s hearing on birthright citizenship. Doesn’t he have a war to squirm out of?

Somebody’s having a bad day.

Trump is now contemplating pulling out of his war with Iran even if the Straight of Hormuz remains impassable. In other words, he managed to cripple the supply chain and global economy and he has no idea how to fix it. Impeach him before he breaks something else.

Perfect selfie.

It was clear that Trump was a threat to democracy well before the 2020 election. When he won, the best I could hope for is that he would fail miserably so that his supporters would turn on him. In this respect, he has exceeded my expectations.

The art of the deal.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.”

“A promise is just a lie that hasn’t happened yet.” ~ Fake Donald Trump, SNL