History will remember Trump’s greatest contribution to the world as being a character on South Park.

This is exactly what Hitler would have implemented if Mien Instagram existed.

I’m going out on a limb here, but I don’t think that Lawrence O’Donnell likes Trump.

One day the people who walk down the street staring at their phone are going to look up and realize that their constitutional republic has been replaced by a dictatorship. Maybe they’ll realize that they should have been paying attention to something other than tic toc, insta, etc.

If I got caught committing murders and my only penalty was having to resign from my job, I’d feel very lucky. #HegsethResign

The best thing about NYC this December is that it is the final month that we will have to endure Eric Adams as our Mayor. He was a huge disappointment!

MALEA = Make America Less Embarrassing Again

Trump’s attacks on democracy are succeeding and that scares the crap out of me. It should scare all Americans. That Orange-painted clown and his coconspirators in Congress and the Judicial branch must not deny, we, the people, of our power and our rights. To do so is un-American.

I am fully expecting Trump to claim that reality is a democratic hoax any day now.

Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu and Pete Hegseth walk into a bar. Bartender says, surprise! This is The Hauge and you are all under arrest for war crimes. Pete Hegseth says, can I get a drink anyway?

The song goes: This land is your land This land is my land From California To the New York island NOT: This land is Trump’s land Dictator Trump’s land From a golden toilet To Epstein’s island This land is our land if we choose to keep it.

I predict that, upon his demise, Trump will be held in state in The Capitol Rotunda. Not out of respect, but because he is rotund. #FatJoke #FuckTrump #SaveDemocracy

Why do we call orange hair “red”? I know there are bigger concerns in the world right now, but inquiring minds want to know.

I drafted a Ukrainia-Russian peace proposal. In English: Russia must cease all aggressions towards Ukraine and forfeit all territory stolen from Ukraine during and before the current conflict. Putin must turn himself into The Hague to answer for his war crimes. In Russian: Fuckski youski.

Trump threatens to say something sane.

I’m watching this docuseries called “Hitler and the Nazis” on Netflix. The parallels between that and Trump and MAGA are unmistakable.

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Trump looks on Mamdani with the same adoration as Brad Lander.

Marjorie Taylor Green will be resigning from Congress and devoting most of her time to asking for the manager.

Considering that Trump gets his craziest ideas from watching TV, I really hope he doesn’t see Death Race 2000.

You know how Trump has tried to dismantle all of Obama’s accomplishments? You know how Trump has attacked the trans community? There is a federal law that expanded hate crime legislation to include crimes motivated by a victim's gender identity. Guess which president signed it into law.

You want to know what really bothers me about the original “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory“? Why was an American family living in poverty in the UK when they could have spared themselves the expense of moving and lived just as poorly in the U.S. There is a backstory that I need to know.

In my experience, “Bubba” is one of those go to names for a prison cellmate when making a joke about someone spending time in prison. It’s possible that it means no more than that.

So now Trump says that he wants House Republicans to vote to release the Epstein files. I assume that means that the DOJ finally got its shipment of paper shredders.

Trump could announce that he is the Anti-Christ and Megan Kelly would say that that makes him Christ-like.

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!". #FuckICE the American gestapo.

The Trump administration is a staff infection.

We're the Department of Youth We've got the power Who's got the power? We do! We're the Department of Youth We've got the power And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?

Not for nothin’, but Michael Wolff sounds like a real sleazebag.

What she means to say is “Doesn’t it show transparency that we are engaging in a cover up?”

This drip drip drip of info on Epstein is frustrating. Release the files!

Can we vote the host off the island?

It’s cute how Trump seems completely baffled when he uses words he is unfamiliar with. Words like groceries, affordability, and Eric.

Maybe Andy Kaufman is still alive and this whole authoritarian takeover of America as well as the red-hatted cult who supports it is an elaborate hoax that he’s orchestrated. I’m grasping at straws. It’s what I do while living in a nightmare.

But the Senate Republicans made a promise to allow a vote to extend ACA tax credits next month, and you can always count on Senate Republicans to make good on their promise…right?

Still feeling bad about Joe Biden pardoning his son, Hunter?

The current regime‘s stated goal is to deport illegal immigrants. And yet, they are building domestic internment camps. What for? Free labor (i.e. Slavery) or mass extermination? Whatever it is, I don’t like it.

So, Kristi Noem can waste money on useless planes while Trump tries to dodge paying SNAP benifits. They’re not only incompetent, they’re heartless.

The GOP knows that their party‘s policies are not widely supported by the people. In a desperate attempt to hold onto power, they have thrown their support behind a man who is trying to destroy democracy, seizing power from the people. Last night, the people said “not so fast.”

This succinctly puts things in perspective.

I want this madness to end and I want the white nationalists and Nazis to crawl back under the rocks from where they were summoned by the Fascist in Chief. I’m volunteering as a poll worker for my third time tomorrow in order to participate in the democratic process. Vote, FFS.

Brown noser.

Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.

Trump just saw Everything Everywhere All At Once and he’s ordered Pete Hegseth to gather intel on Jobu Tupaki and her everything bagel super-weapon.

Here in America, we’re seeing the same thing.

Who cares what the color of your skin is? What your ethnic background is? What your language is? What your level of income or education is? All that should matter is that you are a good person. Vive la différence!

Pet peeve: seeing people holding tiny microphones.

I’m beginning to understand the oligarchy‘s plan to silence the criticism they get from us common folk. They’re going to kill us.

The American people should file a class action suit against Trump for destruction of our property.