The government put out a statement regarding why they're testing narcotics on cattle. Apparently the steaks are high.

When parents get divorced, they should be forced to wrestle it out in a non-Newtonian fluid to decide who gets the kids. It'd make for one heck of a custardy battle.

I did the math on Twitch's new "Gift Sub Revenue Sharing" for a few friends and they suggested I make it public, because other creators may also want to be informed. Attached is my breakdown. TL;DR? The change only seems to benefit Twitch in my case, though your own results may be different.

It has taken a lot of hard work, but I'm starting to feel really happy with how the new place is shaping up!

Let's start a disco cover band! We'll pretend like we're going to make lewd references, but then we'll change to something wholesome at the last moment. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the PGees.

It's been a lot of hard work, but it feels like I'm finally starting to get a grip on things again after the move. 😄