I ain't making an omellete but I'm planning on cracking an egg today

I'm so tired of the term "gooning" and all it's derivatives. It's just another way to shame anything even remotely sexual and expand what's considered sexual until it can be used to target people.

"BUTCHER VANITY" has reached 100 million views. Thank you for everything.

also goth women are hot goth is hot in general

gahhhhhhhhhh I wanna be a mom with a career!!! I wanna work in biotech and then go home and teach my daughter!!! Even if I don't have either right now I want to have them in the future!!! I wanna love and be loved!!!

Strongly considering making a new account rn but like this account has memories. Even if I don't talk much, this place was my first online friend group. And the main way to ensure that this account isn't used against me is by deleting it.

I need to unhealthily obsess over stories again

A QAnon conspiracy theorist is part of my school district's board bleghhhhh

I don't even post that often anymore </3

Side note what if Kris killed asriel and ralsei is his ashes on Kris' horned headband

There is a possibility that one of my IRL friends is an egg They keep drawing themselves as a girl in their sketchbook all the time (I'm talking has NEVER drawn themselves as amab) and often wear hoodies

I love being so strongly opinionated, it makes english class so easy

surely it cannot be that difficult to run a misskey server. surely.

darknet will go mainstream in the 2030s

I absolutely adore it when media can pull of a biblical reference without feeling christian, y'know? Like hell yeah take those verses and make em mean something better

If something's illegal, fascists will try to expand that circle as far out as possible, even when it includes you.

"Getting some anxiety about the leopards eating people's faces party, but they did just eat the faces of people I don't like, so I can't pull out now."

Incredibly perplexing seeing some people say they agree that any kind of loli content should be illegal, sexually explicit or otherwise, but that a loli vtuber shouldn't have been arrested because that's a "slippery slope". This is the reality you wanted, no? If you don't like it, maybe reconsider?

Microsoft losing the plot to the extent that games running on Linux through a compatibility layer are now not only faster but *assumed to be faster* than games running natively on Windows should be an even bigger story than it already is

For most companies I’d say, “fair enough, that’s actually an impossible task and it was unrealistic and unreasonable for laws to compel them to even try.” But since it’s Meta, whose lobbying is behind a lot of those laws, and who claimed to have the technology to implement them, they can FOAD.

Fun fact Lin Zexu was a chinese scholar back during the opium war era where he was so rigid in his stance against opium that opium dealers knew him as "Lin Qingtian", or "Lin, clear as the sky". We need more Lin Zexu's in the world.

Weird ass dream last night w/ myself n someone else n blood for some reason

'oh I want a priv account' make an RSS feed. make an RSS feed. make and curate your own RSS to share with others. So that only ppl with the link can see your posts.

I don't expect, nor will I accept, anyone with MDNI in their bio saying anything about the younger generations. Talk to us before you judge us. You are not in the right for telling us that we have no place near you.

bring back sharing links via just copy and pasting whatever's in your url bar stop with this ?si=blahblahblah and other share ID shit

idk I think my family's jesus statue breaking during a windstorm after having it for like 2 decades may be a bad omen

sore cheeks from two n a half hours of dental work </3

why the fuck are none of these emulators working </3 what's a SIGSEGV error????? (Eden) why can't it initiate qapplication or whtv??? (citron) why can't it commit changes??? (ryujinx) it's just not doing anything??? (yuzu) at the very least I can use the mii editor on ryujinx

y'know I feel like I don't see enough people questioning the cause of symptoms if the symptoms are something they can make fun of

this is not normal wifi speeds </3

Fuck disgust-based ethics. All my homies hate disgust-based ethics.

php scares me

some of y'all have never read brave new world and it shows

hey friendly reminder Tor is FOSS, both on the client and server side. You can make a Tor website with only bare minimum website making experience I just did lol but mine is terrible cause I only spent like 10 mins on it so far (swrwiip4vsbeaxlwwkk7vqtgnmjfoxhsddbiiqfdeue6qliqjsiwsqad.onion)

Counter culture movement that starts out by simply going back to using eloquent language in place of slang Bring back slang like The Devil's Tango Bring back needlessly complicated yet mildly beautiful wordings to mundane tasks

KILL BLUESKY

I see "purity" as the equivalent of a blank canvas. A tiny bit good to look at, boring after 5 seconds, and meant to be painted over with something beautiful, personal, and emotional.

I love how hot the water is getting in my pot. I love how it's slowly boiling.

Our lawmakers are failing us. Our president is corrupted beyond compare. Our society is harmful to nearly everyone in it. We can hope and pray that something will change, that our lawmakers will turn around and suddenly act and resist. But until then, revolution should not be out of the question.

Revolution is getting awfully enticing.

remember basics of using a computer,,, password manager, using file explorer, not running suspicious programs, adblockers, ples,,, remembr ur training

Got a VM working on a fancy school computer so fuck it we ball w/ arch and less censorship

Fuck yeah my english teacher's amazing for the bottom half of this reading list

when did catsky become blue what why purple was good

the urge to do a rent lowering gunshot post,,,,,,,,,,

I think that the biggest lesson I've had to learn in the past year is that yes, I can make big mistakes and still be loved entirely. Yes, I can change for the better, but I now know I'll always be loved.

check ur settings!!! Even for years old accounts!!! Even for things you think don't matter!!!

Enjoyed some waffles, bacon, and a slice of duck egg frittata for breakfast this morning :3

y'know reading is just realizing that you don't hate history or writing or math you just hate the classes that taught it to you.