what's the maximum amount of vodka red bulls you can drink alone on a Wednesday afternoon without it being sad??? plz im genuinely asking 😭😭😭

did u guys know Peter Thiel is a anagram for THE REPTILE??? #art

google ai says 4 cans of monster is not okay and would be considered "unsafe" and okay yeah maybe for a normal person but maybe if you used to do a bunch of coke then maybe 4 cans of monster IS okay and actually it's totally safe kinda???

bruhhhh who is putting all these politics into my games??? why'd neil druckman put politics in my sapphic killing game??? why'd you say it was about palestine and isreal druckers????? why couldn't it just be a classic tale of revenge where whoops revenge is bad actually?????? simply a parable?????

one of my favorite rhymes in all of music/poetry is from The City Sleeps by M.C 9000ft Jesus – "Urging me on to a secret goal, Away from the light/from this LAMP ON A POLE" i forget about it then i hear it and make the poggers guy face it's crazy

to the gaggle of neds i watched shouting racist abuse and attempting & failing to intimidate 2 random chinese guys – why don't YOU fuck off to where YOU belong i.e. the queue at the dole office or slack jawed watching Jeremy Kyle in the flat the government gives you for free

yall notice those race rioters tryna burn down hotels and attacking police officers because migrants are like all busted up? like im talking fugly + malding + peasty (pasty + greasy) like come on guys at least 1930s era fascist pricks had a lil drip im just not buying this whole "great" Britain 🫄👩‍❤️‍👩

if the shit I say isn't enough to trigger rightoid snowflakes i think saying it while looking like this is gonna push em over the edge whatever bitch comedy's legal again get triggered

the girlies make wearing short skirts look so effortless but like omg it takes so much thought like bending or sitting down there's so many things you have to consider its crazy looking good ain't easy fr i wish i could be like other guys and be satisfied looking like shit all the time ripbozo

i wanna try get into electronic music production so i google "music making app" and all the top results are for like generative ai thatll make musical slop for me and now im depressed like ai can do my admin and tell me if i have cancer or whatever but leave the ART to the real yearners b

i condone using the r-word but only if you use it wokely!! like you can call motherfuckers like elon musk, joe rogan, jordan peterson [redacted] cause like they are [redacted] and they literally [redacted] themselves by doing steroids and poppers and looking at twitter too much and thats HILARIOUS!!

i bet the guy who invented gooning is feelin like oppenheimer right now 🎆🎆🎆

man its crazy like copers have been coping HARD on Trump "not" being bestest Pedo Pals with Epstein but like... like the copers can barely cope, the copers AIN'T copin 🙅🙅🙅 youtu.be/iLgB1vv7TGE?...

sons of guns saying 'they don't make good music anymore' are self reporting that they have become 👴DECRODED👴 – they are no longer with 👑it💅 and will hence forth roam the earth repeating "music was only good in the past and i don't understand the music of now it's scary and weird🦞* get rekt olds

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omg the music in 2025 is going 🌈INSANE-O MODE🌈 – if you're a fan of pop, electronic or rap please check out my spotify playlist!! discovering all these sick artists and supporting them has been one of the few pleasures of 2025 and they all go hard AS FUCKING FUCK 🔥🫡🔥 #staylit #2legit2quit

the shit that's playing in your head when some fuckin magazoid freak is casually tryna radicalise you (except youre not fuckin stupid)

cute door is making some of the coolest, dopest, freakiest, most lit music ive ever heard 🙏 charlixcx vibes but more experimental??? (unsettling) @listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/3VKqsA...

music is inspiring this song changed my brain chemistry and is now my daily morning affirmations 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

poggggggggers my monster delivery arrived YESSSSSSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this is big big big big stuff

i accused a human tinder match of being ai generated am i rinsed or is the internet rinsed??

omg this song coming on shuffle is INSTANT +2 aura every single time ayesha is a rap god and a rap queen @listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/3TFXn8...

BASED TAKE ALERT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 country singers < white rappers confirmed – slim shady CREAMS willie nelson 💯💯💯

guys how does metamorphosis end does he like being a bug????🪲?

i AM having a #draincore #skinny #jeans fridwy afternoon (menacing) (call the police(jesting)🚓)

i love it when a song so perfectly encapsulates the human condition (money me plz me money needing a lot) @listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/45wYkl...

as reformed white trash i find the mullet trend very offensive that's not your haircut bro

watching an alleged ra*ist start talking about glycogen and then seeing his visiblely high alleged ra*ist friend just interrupt and call him boring over and over again in front of a failed athlete with CTE... uh oh guys i think podcasts were bad for society.... oooh no youtube.com/watch?v=wtYN...

brad pitt delivers a line in Inglorious Basterds we'd all do well to keep in mind in 2025: "we ain't here to give the nazi lessons in humanity. nazi ain't got no humanity – they're the goose-stepping foot soldiers of jew-hatin, mass-murderin maniac and they must be DEI-stroyed"

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2 sides to punk the progressive side that is constantly evolving and innovating, full of diversity, everyone has spiky hair and looks awesome and everyone has a great time the fake poser punk for edgy and stupid white boys bitching punk and undergone zero innovation since the beginning

okay, listen– guys. Listen. i understand they combined drift phonk and breaking bad on tiktok and now everyone's a manosphere Nazi but BUT it. fucks. fucking. hard. as. fuck. fr FR 🫨🫨🫨 @listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/2Az5AS...

i know being an eminem fan in 2025 is maybe cringe but what if i told you my favorite eminem album is the one everyone says is the worst one by far??? More cringe?? 🙂‍↔️ Less cringe?? 🙂‍↕️

man women are killing it so hard in music right now like unless you're kendrick or eminem level you gotta be feelin real threatened like these queens/enby-royalty rhyme circles around the majority of the biggest male rappers it's not even close open.spotify.com/track/63o2be...

okay guys this is gold seriously you're gonna wanna see this always sunny seo memes ai Donald for gamers and memers gooning 5g Yeezy Yeez [microphone]👈👈 a "facts don't care about your feelings" guy after a fact doesn't care about his feelings 😎😎😎

if you could still just go into your local drugstore and buy pharmaceutical grade speed – aka 👑diet pills👑 – we would be living in the year 3000 right now!! if not that, i would actually finish projects sometimes at the very least my nose would hurt less 👃👃👃

damn im actually on a roll – latin artists stay making those avant-carde club bangers goddang DI QUE SÍ - Bala Bengala 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 open.spotify.com/track/1sd8O5...

love it when the spotify algorithm just hits you with that absolutely sublime shit – woof woof bark bark who let the dang dogs out open.spotify.com/track/0vyCdk...

[interjecting] me, the chad undergrad: it was a very thematically rich and densely layered film it was obviously about race and the black experience – BUT it's so great cause Koogler draws very powerful parallels with other colonized peoplesses with message of solidarity that anyone can get behind

the unparalleled 404 error message digicore QUEEN and MACHINE GOD of hyper-pop open.spotify.com/track/77dzuH... @listigeplaylists.bsky.social

i will now list the shittest music that i hate listening to: the beatles nirvana radio head machine gun kelly david bowie billy joel (but uptown girl is good) megan trainor abba michael jackson queen the smiths hozier green day smash mouth weezer post malone the rolling stones linkin park

Whenever there's something that everyone is into, there are always contrarians who take against it. This is fine. But it doesn't happen for music in general. There are very few people who openly dislike music even though this would be a powerful contrarian move.

"i saw baby grink klarna his labubu" and "life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage. And then is heard no more" both of these are beautiful ways to express what we thought the human condition was in their respective times 🌌🧠🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹

back when they had the electric chair it's gotta feel a little bit good to be the guy flipping the switch, right??? like maybe your personal life is gettin a lil bit going out of control a little, like... probably you feel a bit better after you ⚡💀⚡💀⚡💀 🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹🛹💯

piss and shit or so over-repped in swearing, it's time cum had its day in the spotlight - you're cum - you're the son of a cum - ordered the YOU special at Starbucks and they gave me a cup of cum - you gotta be cumming right now!?? the possibilities are limitless!!

If I lived in olden times and I had to worship Stonehenge gods, I would secretly be jealous of Roman gods and say prayers to them on the side

the 2010s simply weren't ready for the revolutionary $WAGGER that kreay was bringin – she was simply too innovative to handle open.spotify.com/track/5OVjZ7... @listigeplaylists.bsky.social

did the tory government bungle the whole thing? yes. did they spaff it up the wall? yes. did no one following the rules even for 5 days make the lockdown way longer and way stupider than it had to be? yes. are people who still go on and on about COVID mostly weirdos/podcast fans? yes!

omg yay i love opening my door to find that during the nighttime my abusive ex who I haven't seen in like 9 months just dumped a bag of my shit outside my door love that she can still just let herself into the apartment stairwell somehow love this feeling like she may literally be IN MY WALLS 🫥🫥

never ever forget – joe rogan is a 5"3 bomb expert who wasn't funny before he melted his brain shooting up steroids and as a job he has 5 hour socratic dialogues about ass-play with CIA agents and guys that get kicked in the head