Heroes

It’s TTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMEEEEE-Mariah Carey

Today was a good day

Anyways, follow me on Red Note @slumbelina

I just wanted to sing Defying Gravity dude

I just wanted to sing Defying Gravity dude

Feliz Navidawg

I forced the mans under threat of physical violence to watch Wicked with me and now he is scream singing “Defying Gravity” to our Golden Retriever.

Hearing Shallow Land Burial live with the rainbow lasers would fix me.

VIKINGS WITH THE PICK!

AND THE SOLDIERS COMING HOME VIDEOS??!! Nope I’m a GONER

I am a BAD BITCH until a video of a school janitor getting a surprise gift from their students comes on 😭😭😭😭

Re-reading a book should count towards your reading goal! I SAID WHAT I SAID!

Costco on the weekends in December is like if The Hunger Games and The Purge had a serial killer love child

I put perfume on for my therapy appointment that is on Zoom, which is why I need therapy.

Some people have an internal monologue. Some people have the intro cheer from Bring It On on an infinite loop.

Sundays are very hard🐾

Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds.

I made Tini’s viral Mac n Cheese and can confidently say I’ve secured my Spot as the favorite child

My dad doesn’t even tell us he loves us but he told me my homemade cheeseball was fire. I’ll take my W where I get em

The bigger the rolls, the closer to Jesus

Playing Pokemon Go has healed me

Being a nurse is crazy as hell I stg

This is Enzo. He will carry on, but he will not be enthusiastic about it. 12/10

This is Arthur. He seems to have misplaced his legs and needs your help to find them. They are about one inch long and Arthur-colored. 13/10

It is seven o’clock and I am in bed with the dog where we are watching a Netflix Christmas movie screener. This is how I recharge.

"I promise to love myself" #awitchscross #art

Wait, it wasn’t real?

Murphy sploots

Please don’t recommend any DIRTY, or SMUTTY, or EXPLICIT Christmas Romance books because I AM NOT INTERESTED and I WON’T READ THEM (please I’m begging you to send me all of them.)

The Gretchen Wieners to Small Town Christmas Movie Star is the gift that keeps on giving

Please read books. I’m begging you.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3 Loud by Drew Afualo #BookSky #Books #BookChallenge 🩷📚

Buy all banned books as presents

Do you all float down here?

I love telling someone they hurt my feelings and then by the end of the convo they’ve convinced me that I hurt MY OWN feelings and have apologized 🤡

Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading.

Folding your clothes is a sham by BIGDRESSER to stop us from using pileonthefloor

@weratedogs.com thank god ur here 🥲

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Is anyone else’s skin so dry they’re turning into Voldemort at the end of HP7 when he quite literally turns into dust in the wind??

Murphy cleanse 🪄

I made one of those viral TikTok cucumber salads and I am ✨SHOOK✨

Just happy @spicerat.bsky.social is here w me tbh

If I followed you on here from Twt and you hate me can we just maybe start over? 😅 I’m sorry for being shitty and will say sorry to ur face

Twitter refugee roll call 🔊