Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Listening to this made me think of that time Kate Bush did a cover of Sexual Healing so I went to play it but Tidal don't have it. The first time I've wanted to play a song and they didn't have it. And with that lads, I'M OUT! Not really. Been in my bath an hour. I'll have a shower to calm down

In a Disco Baff, the contemplation station, listening to this. I'm definitely very relaxed. Don't know about free though.

Me just sitting minding my own business when I see that they've apparently sent Athena to fight crime in space on 9-1-1

The emotional rollercoaster I have been through today with the family of hedgehogs that live in my garden is too much

Seen a lot of stuff lately about how Tidal is better than Spotify. All of it correct but none of it mentions this.* The album art moves about on sone releases, like when I'm getting down to The Tribe. *Spotify might also do this but I don't know because I've never used it. It's still shit though.

I was doing some gardening and had to hunt for my garden clogs. Could only find one in a bucket so had to wear trainers. Obviously this meant I spent the remainder of my garden time singing "I've got one clog in my bucket, but the other one, I, couldn't find." No prizes for guessing to what tune✌️

Watching St. Vincent's prom and feeling lots of feelings. I wish I could've been there. I wish someone understood. It's not the end 🚬

My dreams of my teeth falling out have gradually been replaced by dreams of me accidentally shaving my moustache off. Is this normal for moustache owners? What does it mean? How did I get here?

What's the percentage for Uncle Kyles? I've did 3 today so far.

Had a burst of middle of the night productivity. Booked my vaccinations, booked a gig, both of which I'd been meaning to do for weeks. Tidied away things that had been lying around all week and now I'm going to bed.

Oh nooo! Her and her wee hats were supposed to be immortal!

Like an addict whose supply gets cut, Benji's gotta go somewhere else to get his fix.

Not angry, just disappointed that, to my knowledge, Tom Cruise hasn't posted a photo of himself grinning, whilst standing next to a One Battle After Another poster in a cinema lobby.

Off to the IMAX to see One Battle After Another again. Or One Battle After Another After Another.

I bought "angel hair" ice cream from Aldi. So I'm either going to vomit or it'll be like that bit EEAAO where Evelyn swapped her shoes, but in a good way.

I mean of course. Low key my fave PJ album. I have a signed copy too.

Here's an insight into myself. Not left the house in three days but I decided I had to go out in the middle of a storm (her name is Amy) at 8pm in the evening because I wanted to make soup but I didn't have all the ingredients to make soup. I am now about to drive home to make soup.

Been feeling these lyrics a lot lately...

May as well put this here. The cinema is about the only time I leave the house: AAA24 Membership Referral Code - aaa24.a24films.com?referral=KYL...

Wish the wind would blow me away

Yeah.

Just one time in my life I'd like to hear a yes when I put myself out there instead of a nope.

This is how I found out 🥲

Spent the past half hour looking at photos of Kei trucks and that's how you know I'm sad and can't sleep.

I've seen vol 1 & 2 back to back a few times at the cinema, both on 35mm and digital. And I've seen each of them individually in cinemas a couple more times on top of that. But reader, I have been waiting and waiting for this moment. Especially since the 20th anniversary. Hopefully get it here too.

Considering going to Homobloc in Manchester again and just treating that like my Hogmanay and pretending the real one doesn't exist. Not that I ever actually signify it in any way, any other year. Provided I actually do the improbable and survive the entirety of '25.

The fuck is this? Nicolas Cage and FKA Twigs shouting at each other in a cave whilst Noah Jupe just looks like he does. I am being personally attacked.

Thought there was a burst of really heavy rain there, as the noise disrupted my colouring in, but turned out I'd just subconsciously moved into a really awkward position and all the little glass beads inside my weighted blanket were rolling away.

Nah it's just that they want Scotland to succeed and reflect ALL the people that live here. And if you believe that that is incompatible with your view of what Britain is/should be then it kinda makes the argument for us.

Anytime I see one of those ai adverts on the telly or at the cinema, I imagine that before the people in them were given the ai, they just rolled about the ground like when you used to knock Moleman over in Simpsons Hit 'n' Run, making "ugh" noises

Saw a guy in a Keith Haring shirt, playing Cocteau Twins and he is either my soulmate or my arch nemesis. I lied. It was obviously me wearing the Keith Haring clothes and blasting Cocteau Twins. I am him. He is still my arch nemesis though.

Booked to see One Battle After Another at the IMAX on Monday. Finishing my PTA rewatch with Phantom Thread and Licorice Pizza tonight. Then I think I'll watch a couple of Leo films at the weekend. Cannot wait. Get it in my eyes now.

Hold up. You're telling me that this whole time 'Ming' was just this cunt's nickname and not the Scottish pronunciation of 'Menzies'!?! I have been brought up in a lie.

🚨Damages is now streaming on ITVX in the UK🚨 Not seen it since it was originally on and I watched it with my gran.

I'm sure it will make some lovely student flats.

Off to a 4DX film for the first (and probs last) time. Always thought it's a bit gimmicky but it was free and they're shutting the cinema at the end is the week so it's now or never. Oh and it's Wee Tam and his wee black pants in his big tumbly submarine (my 4th time). What it was made for.

Isn't this what we all want?

Doing my PTA rewatch. Don't have Inherent Vice or There Will Be Blood in my collection or on streaming. Only ever seen them in the cinema.

Livid about the them turning the Charing Cross in London into "Haring Cross." Right then. Do the Glasgow one next cowards.

Starting my PTA rewatch and seeing the early reviews for One Battle After Another all being 5 stars. Get it into my veins. Give the man his fucking flowers.

Lying in a scalding hot Disco Baff™️ in the dark, save for my disco light, listening to this and thinking what if it is the end. What if this is it? Then what Annie!?

Don't just sit in your house and be sad and alone. Be like me. Go to a city far away and sit in your hotel and be sad and alone.

On the train for a few days away in a different place, which I have basically planned around which Too Good to Go bags are available that I would like to eat.

I'm teetotal. Never had an alcoholic drink on my time on this earth. But you're damn fucking right I will take my pathetic self to the shop to buy one of those Keith Haring bottles of Absolut just so I can empty it out and put some fairy lights in it.

Yesterday was 11 years since the first time I saw Kate Bush live. Which means that today is 11 years since the 2nd time I saw Kate Bush live. I've kept this in my wallet since that time.

Went to see Honey, Don't. Starting to think Joel was doing a lot of the heavy lifting all that time. The performances were good but an episode of Poker Face has a 10 times better mystery to it. Maybe Tricia and Ethan's computer broke so they couldn't write the last twenty pages.

Whilst I enjoy the poetry of this, it would be very on brand for the current lot in charge to use this as grounds to publicize Banksy's identity and pursue some kind of criminal charges.