ECONOMY: SHAMBLES OIL: $300 PER BARREL COUNTRY: ON FIRE REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

True so why did Dems vote to approve her? Just a reminder She was bragging about her ability to be cruel to living creatures via puppy murder well before this vote This is the problem you guys throw your hands up and say you have no power while enabling this crap. She should've had 0 dem votes btw

As a kid you believe that evil is maliciously cunning, but a part of growing up is learning that evil comes in way more flavors. Maliciously stupid seems really popular these days.

I think its wild how there was a school shooting the same day but people only care that 1 person died yesterday. Peoples babies are dying in schools everyday, but because its not directly their kids they dont feel it.

Life is like a shitty rogue-lite: You get one run No character creater No choice in spawn location No choice in difficulty No choice in modifiers (+/-) No meta progression It reuses the same enemies The plot makes no sense And I don't think they are patching this stuff anytime soon.

Let's be honest, Trump moved the Declaration of Independence to the Oval Office is so he can make it watch while he screws our country.

It really is neat that if you somehow flunked out of joining the police force for being too homicidal, you can always just be a brown shirt and join the secret police that get to disappear people without due process. We live in an era where Judge Dredd is also Paul Blart.

I was watching a streamer talk about game design a few years back, and he said something that really stuck with me. He said that the problem with game balance from the designer end is that gamers believe that they are good at identifying what the problems are that lead to imbalance.

Apparently making America great again requires a lack of: Morals Education Healthcare Affordable housing Immigration Epstien list Due Process Checks and Balances If this is what it takes to make America great then we should scrap it and start over.

If you ask me, this is just natural progression, folks. You do a good job watching the planes explode? Good, now you can move on to rockets. I am sure Sean Duffy is up to the task 🫡

Fun Fact: You can melt and destroy a Dell keyboard for less than 2 dollars and half a bottle of acetone. Bonus Fact: You shouldn't paint your nails at your computer desk if you aren't going to move your keyboard. Anyone got a keyboard they want to part with? I still have half a bottle of acetone.

I wish we had a 3rd political party! **the monkey's paw curls**

i don't know who needs to hear this but You, yes You, can say you're a woman if you want to be. yes it is scary accepting that, but you do not have to do anything to "earn" being a woman. in fact as a woman i'm giving you the Woman Card. you can redeem it for one free womanhood at your local gender.

Huge loss for bigots and massive win for equal access to healthcare! Happy Pride everyone 🌈

Someone was telling me that they saw on fox news that they were labeling Zohran Mamdani a wolf in sheep's clothing. Then it struck me that a fox warning you about a wolf among your sheep feels like a set up for an Aesop's fable where the lesson is to be critical of where you get your information.

we need to bring DEI to gooning. we need initatives for more women gooners. we need to have gooner pronoun circles. we need to make gooning woke

Hot Take: Warm showers are like the anime magical girl transformations of real life. After a good shower you feel like a new person that can fight the forces of evil.

So much smart than you. Like a bunch more smart than you. Also I read smut. Okay I am coming around to AI ads this hilarious.

I saw this ad, and one of my first thoughts was, "I guess I wish I had hips like Remy"

What are the odds if Trump arms the nuclear football, it happens in a sports stadium with him walking out the apprentice theme song? We live in both the worst and weirdest timeline.

Maybe Iran is going to be the 51st state. Sorry, Greenland and Canada. See all the cool stuff you could have had?

How long until Trump is out here saying that we wouldn't have gone to war with Iran if we had elected him in 2020? My guess is less than a week.

My new favorite thing is to tell people they have labubu teeth.

The future can only get worse. We still haven't actually invented Dip n Dot's yet.

Predicting the next lame major democratic slogan: You gotta "walk tuah" the poles and vote blue "on that thang"

According to the Cristian faith at the age of 33, Jesus died on the cross for all of our sins. At 33, I finally had the idea to add vegetables to tomato soup.

LFG! If we replace doctors with AI, think of all the money we can save by not having to invest in doctors or education for doctors. We don't have to lose the doge spirit just because Elon is out.

My wife just threatened my life then to desecrate my dead body. That's true love 🥰

It's bullshit that it's "every time" and not "everytime". I am sick of no one pointing this out.

I am gonna be so gay for the next 30 days.

We need a Darth Vader of the left.

I’m so sleepy

I am getting on prog today! :DDDDD

2020 vs Today

It's good when approval ratings go negative, right? I am asking for a big, beautiful, powerful friend with tears in my eyes. He would really like to know.

What most people don't know is that the pic is upside down. It's a dollar drill and it's going to the center of the earth, why do you think he was saying drill baby drill all the time???

More Nuzlocke! Doing EV training after 2 major losses 😔 www.youtube.com/live/cbnkcEu...

On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate Minnesota’s transgender community and recommit to standing up for our neighbors in the face of hatred. As your Governor, I’m proud to stand in this fight with you.

I have a boob and a tit. I would love to tell you which is which, but it something my wife and I don't agree on 🤷‍♀️

Doing Split Fiction with Milady :3 www.youtube.com/live/rsxROdr...

I just attended my first pride event ever! I had so much fun with my wife at San Antonio's March for Trans Visibility!

I think E has made me more susceptible to sunburns

I lost my starter and my darmanitan to rogue crits 😭 I am sure I won't need them 🫠

LMAO

Someone should have told Susie not to wear white. She looks like a head on a stick.

Estrogen has given me something I have never had before: peace of mind....and an ass.

My sunburn is FINALLY healing :)

Something I am learning is that being miserable is easy. No work required To be happy is hard, constant, tiring work. The trick is that you have to decide that your happiness is worth the effort. It is easier said than done, but I firmly believe the best rules are simple yet hard to follow.