Take me down to Kekistan country, where the Kirks are white and the Foids are dirty

Bruv, say that straight to my face. Man, you're just asking for a booty lickin'.

A blud who don't vibe with his fam will never slay cunt, on God. Don't ever crash out against your oomfies again, or you'll end up washed with the fishes, are we gucci?

New Twitch function idea: Go Dead You can press the button and you just fucking die on the spot. It's not streamed anywhere btw, it just kind of kills you ig.

Jay Graber: Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Why's phone outside:

When you goon for the fifth time that day and it does the cloud of smoke exhale after a cartoon character lights up a stick of dynamite thinking it was a cigar.

Idle games are the dark souls of stock market.

Let's make one thing clear. Am I a good father? No, not really. But do I try? Oh gods no. But am I a father at all? Absolutely not.

I think Dexter New Blood would've been much better and realistic if after Debra's death in S1, she actually came back as an isekai'd elven princess.

I'm not afraid of when they come for me, for I have gooned to things that make most people shudder in fear and the most experienced gooners salute me in respect.

I think Dexter would have been a much better and realistic show if instead of some imaginary dad figure following Dexter, it was an actual ghost pirate from the 16th century. "Yaaargh, shiver their timber, Dex, plunder they booties". At least then he would have a believable motivation for killing.

Cringelangelo painting the roofs of the Diddyope at the Chudican back in Mesopotamian period.

Modern gaming is all about asking deep philosophical questions, sometimes it's hard to find an answer to them. Such as with the recent release of Resident Evil Requiem, which poses a question that has been keeping up me up at night. Would I rather crack Grace or get cracked by Leon?

Niggas be pulling and pushing shit on github, I'm over here pulling bitches.

out of boredom i put together a guesser game for nendoroids; you get a small square that slowly reveals more of the character until you guess it or fail check it out nendoguessr.com

She call me her Scrub Daddy the way I lick her asshole clean.

Netflix and chill? Yeah, we gonna be watching your Twin Peaks, ayyyy

Chivalry ain't dead, I still think yous all are fyne shyts.

I love Pekora, she is the psychicpebbles of Japan.

Hey baby, I know you blocked me, but I still hope you check my posts. I wrote you a rap song: I hop in the trunk I lop on your funk You're going to find it strange But I still love you babe (Yeah bitch) I still love you baby I'm sorry about your hamster I just wanted to be a gangster

Yea, I was dropped as a child. BASSDROPPED THAT IS!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

While you're plowing my wife, I'm plowing my pillow before sleep, so its all fluffy and comfortable.

Whenever you argue with someone online, it's probably me, and this is how my Gemini history looks like. I have no interests, hobbies, anyone I care about or love. My life is for one and only one purpose only. To get into arguments and WIN. GTFO tourist, stay mad and touch grass.

Hey so since everything is made out protons and decepticons, does that mean I could, like, swirl air around in my mouth, randomly shuffling their molecules, until it forms into weed and just get high from that?

Everybody talking how everyone is on the Epstein list, but no one talking about how Michael Jordan IS NOT on the list! THAT'S WHY HE THE GOOOOAAAAT!!!!

Pink is OUT!!!! All you strawberry looking bitches FUCK OFF! It's Cherry season!!!!

I propose a new gender neutral term for texans: Texax. Usage in a sentence: That texax didn't pay his tax.

I don't care for the male pattern baldness, I'm only trying to cure it so that Turkey goes bankrupt.

Our society was doomed from the moment when the girls in those japanese cartoons stopped going "Kyaa~ S-s-senpai... you make my heart go dokidoki" and started going "Bruh~ R-r-r-rizzler... you make my 67 go skibidi..."

Born to sleep, forced to "4 hours until your alarm".

Why the fuck is the Dyson Sphere so expensive? We could build like 5 Philips Spheres for that.

Pro tip for switch 2 users: remove the satan's foreskin it comes with.

Did you know? The term "sandbox" game actually comes from the fact that a popular 90s sandbox city builder game "Pharoah" came in a sand colored box case?

Gaming has become too woke. Today, I heard some gamers say they got "softlocked" in a video game. Back in my days, we just said, "Gay baby jail," but I guess that's no longer PC to say, huh?

I have two toes. One is stubbed. The other one is unsucked.

I'm high on pot enuse.

Classic

"I'd rather if she was going to fuckle some ningle, I'd rather have her mingle an 8 fongle tall ningle worth a hingle millongle dingles! Like a bingle plingle! I guess we're all a little ringle. Fingle ningle." - Hunk Hongle

Back in my day, dudes who wanted to fuck cartoon horses were only bullied and shunned. And now they send the entire yakuza after your ass.

Fuuuuck dude, shapes used to be the SHIT back in the kindergarten. Pair them up with some colors too and I'm going fucking bonkers all day. Miss, you mean to tell me... this motherfucking TRIANGLE has three points, right here and now? And it's just sitting there? And it's also goddamn GREEN? Bussin'

Aliens going to finally get enough courage to come down and say hi to us, only to be met with a squadron of 50 unpiloted soulless flying machines engineered by sleep deprived psychopaths unleashing a barrage of 3 fucktillion rockets each capable of leveling a small country.

Oh you're studying political science? Name every lie.

I think it would be cool to cosplay as the third person to walk on the moon, no one would be able to guess it.

I'm so emotionally vulnerable right now if anyone wants to groom me, it'd be easier than taking robux from a child with a fake phising website.

How Trump feels like after using Vshojo to take attention away from the Epstein files.

It's better to have two hamsters in air fryer than 1 in a pan.

Oh important MTG tech If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant

Scientist is the most Reddit sounding profession ever. "What do you do for a living?" "Science! 🤓☝️"

The hell you mean French is the language of love? If some dude said to me "Je will le smeaux toi asseuxe"I would throw up.

Me at the house of parliament showing vital proof of the rodent infestation in farms: "Here, hare hair" Everyone else: "hear hear"