It's officially horror movie week and I would just like to say that It Chapter One is basically just Stand By Me with a scary clown.

I love our dog, but Golden Retrievers are really just like the base class dog. They're really great at the core class abilities, but they don't get any strongly flavored abilities that make it stand out as a subclass.

Whenever some Dunning–Kruger afflicted blowhard spouts a statistic I know came straight out of their asshole, I have the neurodivergent compulsion to look it up. There data is limited, but the viewership of SNW skews 60/40 men, while TNG might have had a majority of women viewers at one point.

My 10-year-old's art style is definitely cottage core. The cottage in question is roaming around the forest on giant chicken legs.

Performative, terminally online "radicals" are safe to ignore. They don't organize shit. They didn't get 7 million people into the streets Saturday, and they don't have any answers you don't have.

AWS is some bullshit.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answer only.

I am torn between my opposition to the privatization of publicly displayed art work and wholehearted support for the Louvre thieves, because high stakes museum heists are awesome.

Complaints Today: People who feign shock when they agree with Rand Paul regarding one thing. Like yeah, we know libertarians are mostly wrong about shit, but we should all already have an informed view regarding the hand full of issues where they tend to be correct.

Panning some cakes and continuing our Lord of the Rings watch with my youmgest.

I just want to makes sure you all know those accounts you're blocking are trolls not legit governmental agency accounts. Blocking makes sense, but some of you sound like you don't know.

The Butlerian Jihad is going to radicalize a lot of people.

In 1492 you could throw a rock in Florence and hit a random person who was more worthy than Columbus.

Watching Poltergeist with my wife and kids. 📺👻

I was there 25 years ago when DSL killed dial-up, providing tech support to lost souls who had lost there internet connection in the middle of the night.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)

You were warned. Bsky is owned by a single corporate entity, and that corporate entity is funded by venture capitalists. Bluesky is vulnerable. You were given other options. You chose this one. Now we need other entities to support alternative infrastructures for Bsky. https://freeourfeeds.com/

When I see the male loneliness issue come up, I can't help but think it's supposed to make people fight. Everyone is lonely. Work beats us down, exhausts us, and separates us from our friends. Men blaming feminism for the problem is only somewhat worse than blaming men for being beaten down.

Late night commefians and releasing the Epstein files, apparently causes autism? Did I read that right?

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The funny part is jackasses are probably going to throw out all of their Tylenol and buy acetaminophen.

Wait... fuck... there was a rapture.? I was busy at work... I have so much shit to do. I don't have time for a rapture. I'm so fucking tired.

It's the algorithm , stupid. The algorithms on mainstream social media are what shock political influence's use to to promote themselves. The more people who react to what they say positive or negative the more what they say gets promoted.

I really love Smee and Slightly. There performances as children in men's bodies is always a bit over stated, but it makes them so endearing.

Waiting for all the people who still have Twitter accounts to tell me I am supposed to cancel Disney+ on my kids.

I have to be upset for Jimmy Kimmel now? Seriously? The sport guy from the Kevin and Bean show? The posers who took over the morning show for the local alternative rock station that got bought by the big corpos and watered down the format. This is a serious violation of my punk rock oaths.

The DNC's response to every crisis is to ask me for money. How about fuck you?

I noticed some folks complaining about some things some celebrities said on Twitter this morning. My problem with all that is that these celebrities are still on Twitter and you are still following them there.

I visualize budget Cal Kestis as Seth Green.

Yoda: When gone I am, the last of the Jedi will you be. Click bait post: erm actually... Me: fuck right the hell off. It's 4 ABY in that scene. Everyone you are about to mention is no longer a Jedi, dead already, trapped in another galaxy, or part of an unfinished video game trilogy.

I want to talk about the NAEP testing scores for last year. If you missed it, last years reading and math scores, for were the lowest we have seen since in 55 years . Boomers immediately jumped on this as evidence of their own superiority. Literally, that's how bad Boomers are at math.

Hey now, we are all adults here. We can all understand that statements like "political violence isn't the American way are purely aspirational statements, like "freedom and justice for all".

Folks, I had the same reaction to the flag being at half staff today, but then I remembered it's 9/11.

... so about those Epstein files.

That was my favorote episode so far. 👾🌎 🐑👁

Some how, Boy Kavalier manages to combine the punchableness of Joffrey and Little Finger into one super punchable face.

Are there any genres of British television that don't involve solving murder mysteries?

I do love the fact that most of the characters in the Aliens franchise look and act like they came from the 70's, down to the distress signal in Covenant being a John Denver song. And when I say love, I mean it makes me feel like a kid. It's quite cozy.

So, I'm watching Alien Covenant for the first time, and I'm thinking: with everything being ultraparasitic in this universe, are they really going to get out and explore this planet without any protective gear? Alien Covenant: Yes... yes, they are.

I had fallen behind with Aliens in general so this week I watched episode 5 of alien earth wedged between watching the first half of Romulus last weeks and the second half today. Then I started Covenant, which will catch me up.

So, in the conversation about whether Blade Runner and Aliens exist in the same universe, as a Philip K Dick fan, I must argue that the universe of Blade Runner is actually a hologram, existing in infinite parallel states, in some of which Aliens is part of that universe.

People are acting surprised that we are getting Passion of the Christ 2, but for those of us who actually read the books, it was clearly set up for a sequel. The problem is that with a 2000 year gap, there have been so many crazy fan theories and fan fics that no one will accept the movie ending .

Friends don't let friends vape spice. You're supposed to put it in your coffee.

I'm sure they will only use it with s lawfully obtained warrant.

Bluesky is dying... unless you count all the smartest people.

Okay, so the same federal judge who ruled Trump's use of troops in LA was unconstitutional and was overturned a couple months ago, ruled his use of troops in LA unconstitutional again yesterday in a different trial. So, I'm guessing that it will get overturned again.

Screw you George. Not cool. Not cool.

You don't have to do a voice to roleplay well. You also don't have to be good at doing voices to do a voice. The real point of doing a voice is that it can help you stay in character. So if your bad fake accent helps you to play your character better, do it.

Regardless of what you think of Pritzker or Newsom, with no political knowledge, if Ii showed you their pictures and asked you which state they governed, you would get it right.

Ah, Sandor, fronts on a 14 year old, simps on a 12 year old.